Blame Eddie Rath

http://www.amazon.com/Naruto-2009-Explicit/dp/B0026ERPHO/ref=sr_shvl_album_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1254251
765&sr=301-3

What kind of fucking bank gives out a loan to faggots like this?

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>>25839166
It's irl /b/. I imagine /b/ is responsible.

It was David

I may not know the cause,

But I do know the remedy:


Molotov Cocktails.

>>25839166
>implying I was here twice and I liked.

GIVE ME THE FUCKING ADDRESS

Goes well with this

>>25839166

>Naruto Cafe
>Japanese Steak and Sushi
>Not a Ramen shop

lol wut?

>>25839244

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/74/1451976/restaurant/Alabama/Naruto-Cafe-Auburn

(334) 887-8989‎
I'm calling tomorrow and asking for the menu

>>25839244
1445 S. College St
Auburn, AL 36832

Phone
(334) 887-8989

Sad thing is, it probably makes good business.

>>25839258
Oh god it's in Auburn? FFFFFFFFFF that's not far from where I live.

http://maps.google.com/maps/place?cid=4464465285367576142&q=naruto+cafe,+al&hl=en

Naruto
1445 S College St, Auburn, AL
(334) 887-8989 ‎

and gaymen

>>25839217
Firebombing ain't enough, you need to level the whole block to get rid of this filth.

>>25839258
Beat me to it. ffffffff

>>25839277
Go there cosplaying as Sasuke and try to catch the place on fire.

Must... post... something awesome... That cafe emits such a strong aura of fail, that it'll turn into a black hole and suck down all of /a/ if we don't balance things out.

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>>25839258
I have no words

>>25839277

Go there, try out the ramen. Report back to us

I wonder how much they paid to license the name?

I wonder how much they're going to be sued for?

>>25839277
DO WHAT MUST BE DONE

Cosplay and get a free meal

>>25839337
I wonder how much Eddie rath's label will be sued.

From one of the reviews:
>Little known fact about the place, it apparently is where all of the hot beautiful Asian college girls go to hang out.

Sounds like a good place to pickup some asian pussy.

http://cinco2seis.blogspot.com/2009/06/naruto-aka-sushi.html

He says the food is good and hot asian girls hang out there

I CANT BELIEVE MY LIFE
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING

so...how about we set a date when to rush the place, get a camera, and reinact the whole A con skit? who knows someone might come in as naruto and we will all lawl...
then i say we fucking run for it, cause dine and dashing is the way of the NINNNNNJAAAAAA

>>25839337
They can't be sued for the name, as it's a generic name.

they can be sued for using the images though.

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>>25839337
i'm calling who ever gots the license to naruto in the US to this can be shut down ASAP

>>25839304
Yell out KATON NO JUTSU as you throw Molotovs through the windows.

LUCKY STAR CAFE FUCKING WHERE

>>25839351
Actual asians would avoid this place like the plague. It's just a trap to get ronery Narutards to eat lunch there.

First the nigger naruto rapper and now a naruto RESTAURANT

jesus, what a day

>ALABAMA
WAT?

I bet they make a killing too

>>25839355
He also says this
>Check out the outside of the building? How friggin' sweet is that?
Argument invalid

>>25839413
It's a college town though bro, so it's not just full of rednecks and imbreds.

>>25839388
According to >>25839355, that's false. Not really that surprising. Kind of a shame they don't serve ramen.

this makes me sad and fearful to what will be posted next...

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>>25839355
The guy is white. White men have shit taste in Asian girls. Almost every girl a white guy tells me is hot are pretty ugly by Asian standards.

>>25839275
Bamafag here.

I'm laughing my ass off at you Tigerfags.

>>25839385
You wouldn't have the balls to get in there in front of everyone

Copyright infringement. 8U

>>25839436
It's a play. A trap. A lie in an attempt to get more people to go there. Shit is obvious.

So can I make a Gundam Cafe?

And all the waitresses have to cosplay as Doms on rollerskates.

Oh, my GOD.

imagine going to this place.

the aura of sheer faggot that surrounds this establishment must be thick enough to cut with a knife.

imagine underage overweight narutards slurping down raw fish, headbands collecting sweat, sausage toes exposed by their sandals.... oh god I'm vomiting all over my keyboard

>>25839385

Not THAT Lucky Star, unfortunately. But still the name is awesome.

Actual LS cafes only fly in like Akiba or Den Den town. For now..

Okay. Okay, no big. This means by now we have maid cafes are on every corner, right? Right?

Damn it, I was going to say "You stupid faggots, Naruto is a place in Japan so this is just some western-style cafe in the town/region of Naruto." But then I looked more closely...

Anyone tried contacting Pierrot and/or whoever licenses it in the US and asking them if they got permission?

>>25839404
this shit is old news

MEN I AM WILLING TO SET UP A TEAM OF BROS TO EAT HERE, ONLY RULE IS YOU MUST WEAR A HEAD BAND, A MASK, AND ONLY SPEAK IN NIPON
IF THE FUCKERS CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND US, WE EAT, HAVE SERIOUS FACE, AND THEN START A FIGHT OVER HOKAGE

As long as all the waitresses are jailbait wearing bike shorts, in honour of Sakura, I don't mind.

>>25839166
But hey, at least there's a Rosa cafe next to it.

For FUCK's sake... seeing the thumbnail made me rage almost as much at that MAL bullshit... Now Im glad I like a handfull of animes, and I dont go to cons that much.

MAGGOTS.

Hmm which do I hate more... Naruto or Haruhi...

>>25839478
Den Den town?

>>25839503
I'm sure the owner has already experienced worst. Try again.

>>25839477

wtf dude sick

I love how only weeaboos would go there and yet a real Japanese person would rather seppuku themselves with a wing off the Enola Gay than eat in this kind of place.

in b4, sued by copyright infringement

>>25839469
Japan has a gundam cafe. Your idea would be better as a drive-in restaurant with cap hopping doms.

>>25839513

Basically Akiba, only in Osaka.

>>25839469

This is an awesome idea; if they spill their drinks you can just say that they did a Jet Stream Attack and messed up.

Can we please use /b/ to battletoads this place or something?

/a/ was so much better than this crap. What happened?

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

>>25839539
>Basically Akiba
Are you telling me they fucked up another electronic/video game location with extreme animu faggotry?

>>25839542
>>>/b/164203112

Alabamafag here. Nothing even mildly entertaining or interesting ever happens in this state. I must visit this restaurant.

PLEASE CAN SOME RUNE-USING ANON CONTACT PIERROT?

>>25839560
Bullshit. Never was, never will be.

We should go in and glue yaoi naruto fanart to the inside of all the menus.

>>25839560
Fuck off and kiddle with some fiddies.

>>25839579
Congratulations. You sensed the sarcasm.

I bet thats where they filmed it.

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>>25839591
Now that would be fucking funny

>>25839494
in b4 lawsuit

Weeaboos never think of these things. They just act and damned if they care if they look like fools.

>>25839614
They probably didn't bro.

CANNOT UNSEE!!!

How the hell does one obtain permission to use a copyrighted title and copyrighted images for commercial use?

It'd be great to go there, order a meal, and once they give you the bill throw a smokebomb at the floor and dash out the door.

>>25839601
OMFG

>>25839575
Shounen Jump has a USA branch. Just email them. I don't know why you would expect Pierrot to care.

>>25839638
Many 12 year olds would agree with you.

>>25839638
>throw a smokebomb at the floor and leave a tree stump in your seat.

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>it is named after the Japanimation manga...

I raged a little.

>>25839635
Well like whenever a US company licenses an anime.

The waitresses are dressed like parakeets, spaghetti is the only thing on the menu.

>>25839682
Beanruto thread, STAT.

How did this shit fly in Alabama of all places?

I thought these people only eat grits and don't approve of them Chinermen ways.

Viz media holds the US license. contact them tomorrow

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>>25839648
Well a month ago Toei got hundreds of DBZ videos removed from YouTube and the uploaders banned. We're not just talking full eps but AMVs and parody videos. Even DBZ Abridged got removed and that had gotten a written go-ahead from Funimation, as long as they pointed out it was a parody at the start (which they always did).

>>25839572
/b/ appears to be down.

so damn gay soooo damn gaaaaay

>>25839258

And here I was, thinking that I had already gotten over the shock of this place's existence ages ago. Thinking that I could not possibly feel any more pity/rage/spite for it than I did before. Well..

>>25839696
See
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>>25839696
As said before, it's a college town. Rednecks and hicks are only in the rural areas of the state...which is just about everywhere else.

Oh lawd. The font sucks too.

>>25839166

I'd love to walk into that place, and when a waitress greets me say, "Sorry, I gotta make like a Hokage and beleave."

And then eat ice cream until I go into a coma.

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(415) 546-7073

its shooped

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http://shonenjump.viz.com/bottomlinks/contact.php

Let the torrent of emails begin.

Fuck, americans are idiots.

>>25839776
That's for privacy shit only. Send it to the contact form at the Shounen Jump website.

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I lol'd at the review that's on the review site.

And it's on the main highway connecting the interstate with the university.

HAHAHAHA

>I went here with my nakama (that means "friend" in Japanese) the other day. I asked for ramen but they didn't have it so me and my nakama had to eat this weird cold fish stuff instead. We came for Japan food but ended up having to eat some fish thing that's probably French or something. It doesn't matter though because we could see Naruto-sama everywhere we looked and we could shout "Dattebayo" (that means "Habeeb it!" in Japanese) and everyone knew what we meant.

How have they not been sued for copyright infringement yet?

I've been trying REALLY fucking hard to believe in humanity and that people won't become progressively retarded. I am about to lose all hope.

Well it can't be that bad, I mean, naruto is the name of certain ingredients in ramen....

>notices windows

OH GODDAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK.

Tried to email Shounen Jump and got an error message.

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>>25839822
this isn't /b/ you know

if you wanna do that you should make a thread there, It'd probably have more people participating anyways.

>>25839957
/a/ must have overloaded the servers with mails

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>>25840043
The username of the reviewer is "AnimuMango". It's one of /a/.