A martial arts form that derived originally from kungfu in the town of Wai, India.

this is when you fall in love to a anime character.
Happens to most persons who are ronery (lonely) or guys who hate girls because these bitches and whores betrayed/hurt them.

It is a meme. We decide that we like a female character enough that we would procreate with them if they existed. Most of us realise that they do not, and talking about our waifus excessively is annoying and repetitive.

Then there are those of us who feel the need to make daily waifu threads, and apparently even think their waifu is real. These are mostly tripfags, and not the normal kind. The kind that ruin tripfaggotry for the rest of us.

Basically, the meme is dead, it's not funny anymore, and anyone who still has a waifu should probably stop pretending. We have a new method of "pretend" to get over our roneriness.

a really gay term that you should never utter or type again.

>>24738172
>We have a new method of "pretend" to get over our roneriness.

Come again?

>>24738172
>We have a new method of "pretend" to get over our roneriness
What's that method?

It's how Japs would say the English word "wife". It's a running joke that originated in Azumanga Daoih when Kimura says "mai waifu" as in "my wife". From then on, anime fans would describe the anime females they're most like to fuck as their "waifus".

>>24738198
>>24738202
I think it's time for a game of pretend, don't you, /a/?
Let's play pretend.

if you have to ask, you will never know.

OP, who is the person with Lei Lei in your picture?

>>24738172
Sadly that meme is still alive,

>>24737845
Also, Welcome to 4chan!

>>24738172
Speak for yourself, I'm still loyal to mai waifu.

>>24738217
Not fuck, love and be with forever.

>>24738237
OP here, sorry but i don´t know.
>>24738239
Thanks, pal.

>>24738222
>Let's play "pretend."

Isn't that what you people (not you in particular) do when you have a waifu in the first place?

Also you may say you have a "husbando", though it really should be "husabando" but whatever. You can use it to describe a male anime character you'd fuck (whether you're a girl or gay) but for EXTRA COMEDIC EFFECT you can use it about a boyish girl, like Kino or Haruhi F.

>>24738217
>most like to fuck
That isn't a waifu. A waifu is a girl or woman you love so much that you genuinely want to marry. That you care about more than anyone, real or fictional.

>>24738172
>ruin tripfaggotry for the rest of us
I prefer them. At least they have a purpose behind their name besides LULLMYNUMBEROFPOSTSAREBIGGERTHANYOURSI'MFAMOUSBITHCES

Apparently the short-haired girl with Lei Lei is a genderswapped version of Zabel Zarock - or Lord Raptor as he is know outside of Japan. There seems to be a trend of genderswapping him, like with Kyon.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/446327

Moar of her:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=zabel_zarock

Talking of waifus, I think I have a new one.

>>24738354
They usually go hand in hand. A partnership is just so you can look after the kids better anyway.

>>24738172
Says the guy with stars around his name and a long trip. Are you compensating for something?

No one in here wants to play pretend? And I was ready to be the little girl and everything. I wanted some anon cock too. ;_;

>>24738511
You don't understand love.

>>24738615
The stars are in honor of the new Hidamari Sketch series coming out. The long name is because I like being the Entrepreneur of vaginas.

>>24738198
>>24738202
See
>>24738354

>>24738691
That's not pretend.

Someone you care very much about, ones idea and possibly perfect life partner if you will
someone who will always be by your side in the worst of times and will never judge you or leave you or cheat on you.
Someone that some of us would give out right arm to be with but never can..

A waifu in short... A love that will never be...

>>24738653
And you don't understand billions of years of evolution.

>>24738615
<3

>>24737845
...Munak?

>>24738742
>>24738742
>>24738742
>>24738742
>>24738742
>>24738742
>>24738742

>>24738615
>Are you compensating for something?
>Spends hours pretending to be a cartoon girl online

>>24738746
Can your billion years of evolution give me a chill down my spine every time he hangs out with me?
I didn't think so.

isn't there too much tripfaggottry in this thread

>>24738839
<3

I don't have a waifu, maybe it's because I can't love. ;_;

What is this thread about ~desu?

>>24738839
Actually it IS the billions of years of evolution that have led to you getting a chill down your spine and other hormones rushing around your body in those situations.

>>24738742
This. Very much this. Oh god, this.

>>24738904
It's slowly turning into a tripfag circlejerk where Taiga is the center whore getting bukkaked.

>>24738927
>implying love resides in hormones.

As I told you. YOU don't understand love.

>>24738742
But this increases dramatically your standards.

I don't know if this is really a problem (it's a problem when you want to go IRL/3d etc) but...oh damn.

Sometimes it's heartwarming.

>>24738742
;_;

>>24737845

I'll give you an example.

She is mai waifu.

>>24739014
S-Saya? What happened to you?
Is something wrong? What happened to your avatar? Why are you talking like a normal user?

Your girlfriend that does not exist.

>>24738992
<3

>>24739076
Back then, I was willing to give anything for this pet

Falling in love with fictional characters is a sign of mental illness.

Confimed tripfag circlejerk. Please abadon this sinking ship now.

>>24739086
I'm bipolar :3

>>24739188
So is pedophilia and homosexuality.
Incidentally, using this definition, 99% of all 4channers have a mental illness

>>24739014
Yes that it can, a waifu ( or husbando for some ) can show you how the people of the real would are not just perfect but down right disgusting.
It's almost impossible for a real person to live up to a waifu, if one decides to go for 3D they have to realise that they have to drastically lower their standards.
but not all of us would want to do such a thing because for some of us it's impossible to even think about loving another the way we love our waifus.

>>24739249
>saying homosexuality is unnatural

inb4 butthurt homosexuals.

>>24738927
>Implying humans existed for more than 1 billion years.

Go back to school. And don't ruin the magic by the way. Everyone knows everything on your brain is chemical. Doesn't mean you have to rub it in the face.

Why don't you go tell every kid in the world that Santa doesn't exist?

And Taiga, stop tripfagging.

>>24739249
>pedophilia
Yes.

>homosexuality
Not for the last 30 years.

>>24739045
I kind of know how he feels...

>>24739188

I don't care. I love Yuki. I think I couldn't live without her. Does that make me sick? Probably. But I don't harm anyone and...it makes me happy thinking I have someone who cares for me. So yes, if loving a fictional character is a sign of mental illness, then, I am guilty.

>>24739249
>homosexuality mental illness
in during shitstorm

>>24739360
He has three others, I believe.
They made me feel bad reading them. It's hard to believe humans exist that hold those thoughts and feelings for something not real.

>>24739229
You'll notice that I abandoned long ago.
Despite really wanting to pretend to be the little girl ;_;

>>24739361
She doesn't like you, doesn't give a damn about you, and wishes you didn't exist. Harsh but true.

>>24738992
You're delusional if you think love is anything more than a chemical process that occurs because it's beneficial to your genes. But that's okay, ascribing value to it is an inherent part of said process.

>>24739312
<3

>>24739361
I don't know if that post is trolling or just pathetic.

>>24739401
Try this (I'm serious)

http://transsexual.org/cogiati_english.html

It's interesting to see the results for /a/non

>>24739431
It's just pathetic. Like >>24739045 and >>24738742

>>24739347
>>Implying humans existed for more than 1 billion years.
Haha, you silly little retard. I didn't say anywhere that humans have existed for that long; I said evolution has. We evolved from different things and their evolution lead directly into ours - we're just the most recent chapter in the lifeform.

>>24739422
Not really. It just saddens me fail at living by being pessimist and trying to apply logic to things they shouldn't, lol. Love is not found in hormones either. It's a concept, born from human psyches and CLASHING SOULS.
If what you're saying was true then you're saying animals are capable of loving, which is lulz worthy.

>>24739188
Doesn't bother me.

>>24739396
love works in mysterious ways.