i saw that

This.

Me instead of Ken : die in the first chapter.

Me instead of spike:
I wouldn't have forgotten to eat the delicious Lobster.

Kill myself? Are you fucking serious? I'd rule the world under a cruel iron fist, not that I'd make it that far.

People would be afraid of my height instead of eyes.

i would just go away and let the other play with this damn mechas... who cares bout that angels

Nothing would change >:3

No harem.

;_;

Me instead of Ryo : mokkori is over (i'm impotent)

there'd be no anime and the manga would be a oneshot about how an elementary school teacher gets life in prison.

:(

No matter what the series, it would be a lot worse.

I'd die in the earthquake.

Me instead of Jolyne; I would've had sex with Hermes.

>>24494780
it would be a great fantastic trading-card anime!

Nothing.

I'd do the same... well, not the part of hitting mai imoto... OK JUST SOMETIMES IF I'M BORED AND/OR ANGRY

I would've stayed a vampire, honestly.

I would be very reluctant to go after Team Rocket, but I would go out of a sense of duty.

I'd choose Ami.

Realistically, I'd probably reduce the main character's role to that of a side character, not having to choose anyone because nobody would be interested in me.

>>24495446
TEAM ROCKET WOULD CHEW YOU AND SPIT YOU OUT!

Britannia would be under my control in less than a week.

>>24495535
FUCK YOU I HAVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.......

Oh god....;_;

I'd go live with CC in the countryside on a cart.

Me instead of Amuro: Less Bright Slaps, more dying.

IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE MANLY!

my giant wolf and i would be traveling bandits rather than merchants

Every episode would be about me touching myself.

Would have quit on the first day.

Any series: Would get cancelled after a few eps because I'd just browse /a/ all day and sleep, even NHK.

Me instead of Renton. It would be a one episode short and would end with me falling of my board and falling to my death.

The main character wouldn't be a complete faggot. Only partial at worst.

I would've fucked the shit outta San first chance i got.

>>24495777
I hate to say it but RANMA is the best anime ever.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT RANMA

I'd acknowledge witches exist after dying and coming back to life.

would have eaten Sun in the first episode, gained eternal life

If I was Madarame I would have done exactly the same ;__;

NHK
i would have fucked his senpai.

First day in class and I'd have already been traded for a pack of smokes.

Male lead in ANY ANIME, especially ecchi and harem.

I wouldn't be a complete faggot and I would take every single female character and have sex with them.

>>24495993
You fucking douchebag

I would have killed some fuckers that i hate in different and sexually painful ways.
And not much more, really.

>>24495993
Mermaid blood lengthens your lifespan, but you won't live forever

would have banged Hitagi before banishing the crab spirit, imagine the weightless sex

Raped the shit out of yomi.

>>24496168
fine i would keep her on life support then, perpetually harvesting her blood to prolong myself for eternity

>>24496159
This.

Also, I would have used the Death Note to become rich by betting on boxing matches and other sports competitions.

>>24496168
you'll live long enough to kill another mermaid
rinse and repeat

>>24495993
I would have eloped with Masa.

>>24496244
Would work for a while, but she'd eventually die.
Still, you'd live for several hundred years.

>>24496180
I thought she was still weightless. Didn't Ararararagi get her weight instead?

>>24496277
Masa-san~

first episode will be me being bored and getting my self stuck inside the pokeball and die of hunger.

>>24495130
What does mokkori mean anyway?

>>24496372

You know, I would actually watch that.

24 episodes of a guy sitting in class alone, being bored, occasionally glancing over at the cute girls discussing food during the lunch breaks.

;_;

"Magic exists, Anon-kun"
"holy shit everyone I know is dead"
"Yes, I killed them with mag-"
"EVERYONE IS DEAD JESUS CHRIST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET"

Wouldn't make it past episode 1. Still, I imagine I'd at least have a good few years in that time.

>>24496287
and by then you can live even longer thanks to the advances of SCIENCE

>>24496469
Mabye. Putting that aside, mermaids give their blood to the men they fall in love with, so killing her is pointless. Why do that when you could live for a long time AND have a bagin' hot wife?

>>24496180
For me, the whole show would revolve around the adventure of a loser trying to get the school delinquents to help him get revenge on the bitch who stapled his mouth.

[b]content[/b]: touhou, traps and crossdress\transgender stories and maybe some magix
(｡◕‿‿◕｡)

>>24496296
I don't think that really happened, it was probably just a joke.

>>24496538
Because in a few hundred years(maybe sooner) we'll have bangin' hot ROBOTS

>>24496538
Just keep her around for long enough to Akeno to appear, and you won't really need her anyway.

>>24496556
Really? In my show she would have died from the fall. Why the fuck am I going to try to catch someone?

>>24496588
Why would you want a robot when you could have a delicious mermaid?

>>24496387

That's how they call his erected penis.

>>24496627
>Just keep her around for long enough to Luna to appear
fix'd that for ya

I would have pretended that I received the message to surrender a second too late.

>>24496647
Because mermaids are lame and robots are cool

I'd have either pulled the trigger without thinking or not have pointed the gun at him in the first place.
and would have definitely have finished the job if things went the way of the show.

>>24496801
Says you. Mermaids are delicious.

Would become a detective instead of a negotiator.

I PILOT A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE DEPRESSED? FUCK YES, DAD, THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER.