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>>24107142

Canaan ep 7

do you have some sort of super-short term memory condition?

The bomb that most likely killed a good 100 to 1000 random people

This episode was sugoi sugoi

>>24107183

USA USA USA

freeing the shit out of people - even in animu

my reaction

AMERICAAAAA, FUCK YEAHHHH

GONNA SAVE THE MOTHA FUCKIN' DAY YEAHHHHH

LOVE AND PEEEEAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEE
LOVE AND PEEEEAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEE
LOVE AND PEEEEAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEE
LOVE AND PEEEEAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEE
LOVE AND PEEEEAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEE

>>HOLY SHIT!

HORRII SHIT! you meant.


This episode was fucking awesome, but somehow I had the feeling I'm watching a motherfucking Tom Clancy thriller at times...

they didn't dub the chinese special forces ;_; i wanted to know what they said.

canaan is so ridiculous, i don't think i can stop watching

>>24107238

Freeing the shit out of their own president.

you know want the Taxi driver to drive that bomber

manually

>>24107333

A Tom Clancy thriller...with lesbians!

>>24107459
No. Awesome Taxi-driver stays in the motherfucking taxi.

Why do I get the feeling that Cummings is going to take a bullet for Liang Qi. FUCK

>>24107142

this was maybe the most /k/-related episode ever.

It had everything a /k/rieger would rage about:

EPIC DEFCON MEETINGS
DISTURBING INS GUIDANCE WITH MYSTIC EYES OF HACK
DRAMATIC SPEECH OF A FREEDOM LOVING PRESIDENT
2000 POUNDS JDAM BOMB FREEING THE SHIT OUT OF INNOCENT PEOPLE
THE PLA BEATING UP JOUNALISTS
HORRI SHIT! I THOUGHT HE IS DEAD?!
HURRDURR
ETC

>>24107265
my reaction

I thought it was Battletoads

>>24107142
this episode was bullshit

China would never permit american bombers to drop shit on their soil even if they are allies.

where are my delicious S-300 batteries shooting that B-2 down?

watching canaan NOW.

>>24107368
Winwinwinwinwin...

GET SOME

ep 7

>>24107701
It was a stealth bomber, moron.
Imperative word is stealth. Meaning that China couldn't fucking see it coming.

In other words, EPISODE WAS WIN!

FUCK YEAH AWESOME EPISODE

>>24107701

When a country is calling in a precision air strike *on its own president* to avert a global pandemic, are you going to tell them no?

>>24107701
that was the whole point of the vice president calling it a one shot do or die mission and why they had to abort.

>>24107701

Also, how come the building didn't collapse when they dropped 2000lb JDAM like 50 meters from it. I mean, that shit is suppose to take down whole fucking hotels at ease.

Man, I wished that the stupid sugoi bitch just dies in this episode, but no. they just made mai waifu cry ;_;

>>24107142
Previously, on CANNAN

Should I watch this show dear /a/ ?

HIGH TENSION

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

QUALITY

>>24107858

China cant see them comming? No I dont think so... I just say OTH-Radar and S-300PMU2 SAM and J-10B's on Close Air Patrol, but lets shift this discussion to /k/...

Anyway, This episode was WIN.

>>24107967


inb4 "TEAM AMERICA, FUCK YEAH, COMING TO SAFE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!"

This show is ridiculous and I love it.

>>24108045 OP here:

Fuck, aparently I was too late.

>>24108023

I raged at the random vertical fins on the bomber.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THATS THE OPPOSITE OF STEALTH!

It's obvious China saw the air strike coming, that was the called they received, to retreat because of it. China was in on it, since I doubt they'd want Shanghai turned into a ghost town.

America, FUCK YEA

>>24107142
You saw Canaan cast an expensive magic spell to control computers and then her realizing she ran out of MP.

>>24107567


You forgot to mention the illogical mushroom cloud.

>>24108129
lol i just noticed that. Yeah what the hell, the b2 doesn't even have them. why did they do that?

>>24108235


They're just trolling us.

MASTER ARMS SWITCH ON,
SELECTING GBU-31 Mk84 JDAM,
OPENING BOMBAY TWO,
ETA TWO MINUTES.

>>24108316

MAY GOD HELP THOSE SOULS...

RIFLE ONE! RIFLE ONE! BOMB AWAY!

Going back for new bombs.

I fucking creamed myself at this episode.

>>24108382

Why on earth he would say something like that in a middle of mission. I mean, its not like he's not used to dropping JDAMS on hajis and mujahideens allready?

>>24108156

Yeah, pretty much like 9/11 was an inside job...

really, there was a scene where the Vice Prez contacted the Commander of the PLA, Mr. Hu (who?) - certainly they got his permission for this air-strike.

And there was a comment by that megane hackorz about the shanghai clique taking advantage about this incident or something like this.
can chinese anons here explain more?

canaan is actually the only anime i'm impatiently waiting for every week.

>>24108476

Because he knows he's bombing the hostages too?

>>24108476

>>hajis and mujahideens
>>dropping 2000 pound JDAMs on the own president

pretty much the same thing to do, private.

>>24108599


I kinda doupt that he would have been told that there is actually hostages inside. Or why the hell he is dropping that JDAM in the first place.

So if Canaan could hack into the GPS remotely and divert the bomb, how come the US military itself couldn't do it themselves? Surely it wouldn't be designed so that they lose all control of the bomb the moment it's dropped?

>>24108599
He should not give a shit about that, it's not like he killing this people, it's a order, his commander killing them.

>>24107142
Actionman bombarding the evildoers HQ.

>>24108606

aaaawww just look at his innocent eyes. y would u hurt him, Mr. Vice President?

This one was especially intense, I fucking love it.

someone tell that Mashita and his Beetrain dickwads, this is how you make an excellent troll anime... not his bullshit Phantom and Madlax and shit

>>24108813

best Vice Prez EVER!

Sacrificing your own President for teh WINS and delivering a speech about his name eternally carved into the gravestone of ANTI-TERRORISM.

AMERICA

FUCK YEAH!!

>>24107142
HEY CHINA! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!

Actually, this is the best part of the episode. It would have been epic if SUGOI-tan kissed Canaan though...

You can kick me all you want, BUT YOU WILL NEVER BREAK MAI SUGOI-SPIRIT!!!111

>>24109322
>>24109275


I was actually getting bit worried that there wouldn't be any SUGOI SUGOI SUGOI in this episode, but ah, there it came. "KANAAAN SUGOI!"

>>24109275

yeah, hot lesbian sex would be the appropriate cause of action after you killed over 9000 enemy mercs, hacked into a 2000lb JDAM bomb and prevented that USAUSAUSA freed the shit out of sugoi-tan.

perfectly reasonable.