Only minutes ago I was in Japan enjoying perfect artificial cooling in front of Asakura’s apartment.

“Kyon? What are you doing here?”

Asakura. Before talking to me, I need you to cut off your communication to the Integrated Data Entity. Don’t ask why or how right now, I’ll explain it after you do it.

Asakura stared at me for a bit. “Come inside.”

The room was much different from Yuki’s room. It was fully furnished, and complete with the biggest television I had ever seen. It looked like a home.

Asakura closed the door and it slowly faded into a solid wall. I looked around and watched as the windows vanish as well. I couldn’t help be afraid for my life.

wait, so we're yuki?

Wooooooooo

>>23389375

no, it's still from kyon's view point.

>>23389444
oh. okay

“I analyzed your time signature. You’re from the future aren’t you?” Asakura said with a smile. “Out of all the people in our school I never would have expected you to be a time traveler. You’re so… Normal.”

I felt offended but cut right to the chase. It seemed like this was pre-psychopathic Asakura. The perfect class representative with A++ ratings all around.

Asakura, I need you to save Yuki Nagato. As her backup, you must!

“Now Kyon. I assure you that Yuki is not one who can be harmed so easily.”

You would know. I thought in my mind.

>I couldn’t help be afraid for my life.
I like where this is going.

f5

I need some CZ class nanoprobes from you.

“CZ is an extremely complex nanoprobe.” Asakura laughed. “Whoever told you about this must know that when configured correctly, a gram of CZ nanoprobes can disassemble an entire galaxy. Sounds more like you’re trying to kill Yuki. ”

No, I need you to program them to reconstruct someone.

“Reconstruct? If that’s all you needed, I can do that. Unless… Nagato…” Asakura seemed to understand. “Yes to recompile someone like her, a vast amount of data from multiple points of existence would be necessary. Something which can only be done with a CZ class…”

“Even if I did want to help you, the process would take years, hundreds of years to synthesize. Not to mention I certainly have no experience creating one.”

Have you checked my body for the nanoprobes?

The past events must have happened for a reason.

Asakura looks over me in a daze. “A CZ’s main purpose is as a weapon of total destruction. The Integrated Data Entity use it to dispose of their waste products so that normal space is not harmed. If one were inside you, I doubt you or even the planet would be here.”

Scan me already!

Can someone link to the easymodo of the last one? I can't seem to find it.

>>23389767
I believe this is the previous one - http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/23355865

I might be wrong; I missed the last two, so I'm just guessing.

>>23389804
Yes this is the previous one.

Asakura walks over and puts her hand under my clothing. I actually felt embarrassed. Her hands felt so smooth.

Suddenly her hands pull away. “Oh. You’re fairly well prepared Kyon. Yuki did a great job hiding it inside you… It’s in so many different pieces…” Asakura continues to look at me intensely.

“I can’t believe I actually get to do something! I thought we would be stuck here with this boring assignment for eternity.” The eager look on her face reminded me of Asahina so much.

Mikuru… No! I must not think of that. I can go fix everything after Nagato is safe.

“Fine. You have everything necessary for me to make you a few probes. If Yuki did this then she must have had hundreds of years to prepare it. I have no idea how that girl does it.”

I thought back to the endless summer. Yuki… Creating weapons of total destruction. I shivered at the thought.

>>23389823
I thought so. Glad I'm caught up now.

>>23389831
>I thought back to the endless summer
Nice reference. I lol'd.

“But we can’t do it here. Even in sealed space there are ways to get in.”

Without any warning Asakura covers my eyes.

After opening them a sea of stars and the frigid cold are there to greet me.

Where are we…?

A silhouette suddenly walks closer. Each step gives out an audible crunch. I take a step and realize that the grass was frozen solid.

“Stonehenge. Approximately 2000BC.” Asakura continues to explain but I am too cold to notice exactly what she was saying.

“Kyon. I’m going to need those nanoprobes Nagato prepared.”

A warm hat suddenly covers my head.

Wait… Sex? Out here?! In the cold?

My mind suddenly registers the important word from Asakura’s explaination.

“Don’t worry. The extraction process should be very warm. After all, it is me.”

I imagined a smile on Asakura’s face as she wrapped her hands around me. I don’t think the frozen grass had a chance.

$10 says there was some easier method, but Asakura just felt like being mean.

What the fuck am I reading?

It was hard for me to think that the same hands which were unbuttoning my shirt would be holding a knife and trying to kill me in a few weeks.

After embracing me, I felt as if it had become much warmer.

“Actually Kyon. I’ve never done this before. I only the basics of nanoprobe extraction. And even then it’s only theory programmed into us.”

What Asakura meant to say was that she was a virgin.

Don’t worry. Ever since this incident started, I’ve been getting more than my fair share of nanoprobe extraction. If that’s what you want to call it.

I see what you're doing there.

>>23389804
Mikuru... I never really liked you but not like this.... not like this.

>>23390128
Yeah, I thought it was a pretty fucked up chapter myself. I'm sure it could have been worse, though.

Asakura’s initially started out the same as Yuki did. She interchanged between undoing her clothing and mine until we were both naked. I did not have the pleasure of seeing her body due to the lighting. A summer day would have been just as easy to warp to, she must not want me to see her.

The ground was still cold and it felt as if spikes had been nailed into my back. Asakura laying on top of me however was the exact opposite, soft and warm. This is what it must feel like to have melted candle wax poured on while having sex. I thought in my head.

I let out a sigh as Asakura began sucking on my penis. She may not have experience but whoever programmed her must have had a perfect understanding of the male anatomy.

I could tell she was teasing me. After allowing her saliva to cover the whole thing she pulled away and blew cold air, causing the entire area to tighten up. Just as I was about to tell her to stop she put it back into her warm mouth. Was she programmed with S&M?

My hands and toes were numb so when Asakura pressed them against her body I could only faintly feel the soft pressure of her breast.

“Ah. Hahh. Hahh.”

Asakura was rubbing herself against me and hot liquids began to warm up my entire lower body.

I wanted to tell her to hurry but when I opened my mouth to speak my voice didn’t make a sound. Maybe she really was trying to kill me.

AsakuraaAAAAHHH

>>23390407
I swear these posts look much longer in the comment box. Sorreh guize.

>>23390434
It's alright. Length isn't what matters, it's the content that does.

And so far, I'm pleased.

Asakura finally stopped and slumped over on my chest.

“Nanoprob extraction is so… Stimulating.”

More of her juices came out. I guess she climaxed.

“I think that covers the section on foreplay. I think the next part is to stick this in.”

Asakura picked up my dick. Even though it was being tortured, I still felt it react to her hands. Her tactics may not have been as gentle and loving as Yuki’s but they were just as effective.

Kyon needs to take this opportunity to stab her back.

Hell yes

Despite what she just said, Asakura did not have any intention of putting it inside her just yet. Instead she continued with fillatio. Just as I was about to cum inside her mouth, the humanoid interface stopped.

You’re teasing me.

“Yes Kyon. I’m enjoying seeing you in such a position for some reason. By now I’m sure your back has started showing signs of frost bite. You probably can’t even feel it anymore. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t it different?”

My initial instincts were right. Asakura was just as crazy now as she ever was.

Yuki was not here to save me this time. This time I really could die.

Even with these thoughts wandering my mind I could still feel Asakura pleasuring herself on my body. She was no longer playing with me but playing with herself. Masturbating on my motionless body.

“Wonderful~! Ah! Yes! Kyon!”

Asakura used one hand on my abdomen to hold her up. I could tell she was about to climax again as her nails dug deeper and deeper into me.

Wow.

“Kyyyyoooonnnn~ You still alive?” Asakura had her hands around my face and was pressing my cheeks in.

I blinked once to tell her yes.

“I’ve had my fun with you. For now. If you promise to let me do this again, I’ll make your nanoprobes.”

Asakura probably wasn’t thinking properly when she said this as I would never have any intention of letting her near me ever again. Still I gathered all my strength and nodded.

“Ok Kyon! We have a deal.” Asakura’s deadily smile could be seen even in the dark.

She whispered. “If you’re lying. I’ll find you.”

Softer she continued. “And kill you.”

>>23390937
Charming.
Somehow gave me a boner, but i'm sure i'm a sadist...

Either Asakura lied about not having sex before or decided to turn off her pain receptors since I clearly felt my penis slide into her without her body resisting. Considering her fetish for pain, I’d like to assume the former.

That being said, she was very good at it. Every fold inside her seemed to want me deeper inside.

I almost felt bad for not being able to do anything to make her feel good. Almost.

Considering the pleasure she took from earlier. I’d call it even.

Asakura rested her body on me and continued moving while I was used as a living dildo.

The sounds of her pumping echoed off the stone pillars. I regained a little feeling and after each thrust her butt would ripple off to make the noise.

The stars shone brightly. I finally understood why people enjoyed having sex outdoors.

Oh lawd.

GJ OP

I wanted to hurry up and spray the cursed nanoprobes inside her already. My penis throbbed harder and harder with each push. Even Asakura was feeling it. She even kissed me in the process.

Then I started to taste blood in my mouth. Asakura bit my lip. Judging from the concentration, it was not only a little nibble. She kissed me again and again until I finally recoiled in pain. She had been biting me. Each time making the wound deeper until I could feel it. I could not even imagine what would have happened if all the feeling in my mouth had disappeared.

>>23391349
Damn. Bitch is fuckin' crazy. Like, crazier than I expected.

I read something about Bakemonogatari in the last thread, was that story posted?

“Kyon. You’re delicious. It’s like we were made for one another.”

Asakura’s face disappeared from view but I could still hear the echoes of her pounding herself using my cock. She started moaning.

I started coughing up blood. The cold had penetrated my lungs long ago and it was already hard to breath. Now I couldn’t control the blood intake coming from the wound on my mouth. Slowly it filled my esophagus. I was drowning in my own blood.

>>23391440
iirc, OP did post something about it but it apparently wasn't well received...or something.

>>23391427

I take issue with this, Asakura was less crazy and more no understanding of certain human elements, like the meaning of death.

But hey, Crazy S&M, its good!

>>23391483
I never said it was a bad thing.. >.>

Yuki. Yuki. Yuki. I… I…

The stars above seem to be getting brighter and brighter.

I couldn’t think of anything but Yuki at that moment.

Even with my life ending all I could see was Yuki. Her emotionless face as she greeted me in the clubroom every day. The smile she had as she handed me an application to join the literature club. The tears in her eyes when she told me goodbye.

The light from the sky seemed to make a perfect outline of her face. It was beautiful.

You are right. She wasn't really crazy but she did seem to take pleasure in hurting Kyon/ seeing him scared. I drafted from that idea. No to mention I'm playing with all the different ways of having sex. More on that in the Author's Notes.

As for Bakemonogatari, I'll be writing the story this week for posting sometime next weekend. I plan for it to be more constructed and "smarter" than this improv work I'm doing on Haruhi.

(Now you have to wait another 5 minutes)

This is canon.

Suddenly I came.

Even in my trance I felt my entire body constrict as it sent up everything inside me. It felt as if all my innards wanted to plunge themselves into Asakura’s body.

My love for Yuki. My anger for Haruhi. My sorrow for Asahina.

Shining fingers floated down from the heavens, calling me. Yuki…

I reached out to grab them only to find that I was back in Asakura’s apartment with Yuki’s warm cheek in my hand.

I was so busy looking at Yuki that I didn’t even bother wondering what had happened. I must have entered heaven. Her face was full of concern, sadness, happiness, and emotion. Her small hands held my own and pressed them firmly on her cheek.

Suddenly I came.

Even in my trance I felt my entire body constrict as it sent up everything inside me. It felt as if all my innards wanted to plunge themselves into Asakura’s body.

My love for Yuki. My anger for Haruhi. My sorrow for Asahina.

Shining fingers floated down from the heavens, calling me. Yuki…

I reached out to grab them only to find that I was back in Asakura’s apartment with Yuki’s warm cheek in my hand.

I was so busy looking at Yuki that I didn’t even bother wondering what had happened. I must have entered heaven. Her face was full of concern, sadness, happiness, and emotion. Her small hands held my own and pressed them firmly on her cheek.

I could hear Asakura laughing in the background. “Sorry about that Kyon! I needed to make sure that I gathered all the nanoprobes. Some of the parts have been wandering in your body for quite some time. Many were in your blood stream and another form was pretty far up your testicles. I know it was a little rough but I healed you…”

This isn’t my Yuki. Indeed this is a Yuki. But it is not the girl I fell in love with.

I interrupted.

Yuki’s eyes suddenly expanded and her tears flowed even harder.

“Kyon…” Yuki said in an almost inaudible whisper.

I looked back at her as if it was a person I did not know.

“Kyon.” Asakura said sitting on my legs. “Total data recovery is just not possible with the kind of erasure you failed to mention. When the Integrated Data Entity erases something, they do it thoroughly…”

I could hear Asakura laughing in the background. “Sorry about that Kyon! I needed to make sure that I gathered all the nanoprobes. Some of the parts have been wandering in your body for quite some time. Many were in your blood stream and another form was pretty far up your testicles. I know it was a little rough but I healed you…”

This isn’t my Yuki. Indeed this is a Yuki. But it is not the girl I fell in love with.

I interrupted.

Yuki’s eyes suddenly expanded and her tears flowed even harder.

“Kyon…” Yuki said in an almost inaudible whisper.

I looked back at her as if it was a person I did not know.

“Kyon.” Asakura said sitting on my legs. “Total data recovery is just not possible with the kind of erasure you failed to mention. When the Integrated Data Entity erases something, they do it thoroughly…”

>>23391645
Yay, you're still here

>>23391617
More like 99 minutes, huh?

I could hear Asakura laughing in the background. “Sorry about that Kyon! I needed to make sure that I gathered all the nanoprobes. Some of the parts have been wandering in your body for quite some time. Many were in your blood stream and another form was pretty far up your testicles. I know it was a little rough but I healed you…”

This isn’t my Yuki. Indeed this is a Yuki. But it is not the girl I fell in love with.

I interrupted.

Yuki’s eyes suddenly expanded and her tears flowed even harder.

“Kyon…” Yuki said in an almost inaudible whisper.

I looked back at her as if it was a person I did not know.

“Kyon.” Asakura said sitting on my legs. “Total data recovery is just not possible with the kind of erasure you failed to mention. When the Integrated Data Entity erases something, they do it thoroughly…”

>>23391645
Yay, you're still here

>>23391617
More like 99 minutes, huh?

I could hear Asakura laughing in the background. “Sorry about that Kyon! I needed to make sure that I gathered all the nanoprobes. Some of the parts have been wandering in your body for quite some time. Many were in your blood stream and another form was pretty far up your testicles. I know it was a little rough but I healed you…”

This isn’t my Yuki. Indeed this is a Yuki. But it is not the girl I fell in love with.

I interrupted.

Yuki’s eyes suddenly expanded and her tears flowed even harder.

“Kyon…” Yuki said in an almost inaudible whisper.

I looked back at her as if it was a person I did not know.

“Kyon.” Asakura said sitting on my legs. “Total data recovery is just not possible with the kind of erasure you failed to mention. When the Integrated Data Entity erases something, they do it thoroughly…”

>>23391652
>>23391645

We have entered an endless recursion of time.