magic fight

>>22487068

>>22487068
That never happened.

>>22487048
Battler doesn't exist because he's a cartoon.

>>22487048

>>22487077
How do you explain watching the same events happen repeatedly and you watching yourself from a distance?

How do you get revived after being turned into cat food after being killed by 7 girls that turn into stakes?

>>22487113
You can't prove he doesn't exist.

>>22487113
Say it in red.

>>22487132
Could easily be done with some sort of device, or drugs.

>>22487186
Such as small bombs?

>>22487186
How does Beatrice turn into butterflies and appear unharmed after you smash her face into a table?

>>22487247
Magic.

omg where are the posts going

Remember this Battleeeer?
*cackle* *cackle*

oh Battler and your silly incestuous antics!

>>22487287
Red texting is difficult.

>>22487294
ihihi, that never happened

>>>/rs/Ushiromiya_Battler_is_everyone_in_this_thread

>>>/rs/I_am_Ushiromiya_Battler

>>>/rs/Battler_wants_Beato's_cock

>>>/rs/Red_text_is_done_using_magic

im just gonna ignore all this 'never happened' crap until the answer arcs come out.
my head hurts

>>>/rs/witches+exist

>>>/rs/のヮの

>>22487353
>>22487363
>>22487376
>>22487383
I-It's useless...it's all useless!!

>>22487383
>[witches_exist__also__you_lost_the_game.rar]

CURSE YOU BEATRIIIIIIIIIIICE

>>22487383
>>>/rs/Witches_and_magic_don't_exist

I just created a paradox.

are you prepared for the umineko animu, /a/?

sauce?

>>22487520
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Ushiromiya+Battler

>>22487520
Boku no Battler.
*cackle cackle*

as much as i love Battler, and as much as I would love to make him my husbando...

I believe in witches so far

>>22487444
I can't wait to piss in fire

Drama cd is out. Go grab it.
http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=download&tid=71515

>>22487586
MEDICAL STORY GO

>>22487444
The ED is fucking awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg2JcYIFwho

>>22487586
what do the top menu things do anyway? since they're not in the english version.

>>22487542
>>22487546
Not gonna fall for it you shit-tier trolls

(let me google that for you? seriously? fuck off!)

Is this actually worth reading or is /a/ just sarcastic about it?

>>22487708
/a/ is like a fly. It loves shit.

and said in red,,

>>22487708
Yes, it is great
Here is the the already installed download version, just extract and run onscripter-en in the [WH] Umineko English folder
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7RE8PTSP
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SGUPC5SD
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7NO355AO

>>22487708
This is actually pretty good

>>22487732
Your hand is looking pretty QUALITY there Beatrice.

>>22487719
>umineko
>shit

>>>/rs/beato_exist

I can't get over how bad the art is.

>>22487816
what would you consider good art

>>22487740
Why not just torrent it bro?

>>22487830
Not moe enough for him, I guess.

>>22487830
Naruto

>>>/rs/Upgraded red text

>>22487048

Playing Episode 2 right now, and Beatrice seems very nice to Shannon, they're even buddies! Fuck, if Beato is nice to Shannon, then I have no choice but to believe.... ;_;

Don't mind me. I'm only the best character on Umineko

>>22487900
That's not Kinzmoe

>>22487869
Yup they turn into great friends.

>>22487869
Beatrice is nice to her so she can fuck over Kanon.

>>22487869
Just you wait.

>>22487869
If you think she's nice now, wait until you play episode 3.

>>22487900

Enjoy your Angeburger.

>>22487830

something that isn't as QUALITY

>>22487869
Is Episode 2 in >>22487740

>>22487740
so is this the first ep of the game?

>>22487954
You don't exist.

>>22487945

Bricks were shat.

>>22487972
Yep, that's 1-4.

>>22487972
All 4 episodes are in that

>>22487640
I didn't like it the first time I listened to it, but it grows on you.

>>22487900

So who's the killer?

>>22487816
>>22487756

Get over it. Because otherwise you're missing out on a great story. And the art style grows on you after a while; trust me. (I would say "or just watch the anime", but the anime's art is even worse.)

>>22488031

The small bombs. They are sentient.

>>22487847
Hey, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT!

I wonder how gory the murders will be.

>>22488031
Witches

>>22488031
The seagulls. It's been obvious from the very start, No one had seen them when murders took place, and they could easily get into all the closed rooms.

>>22487740
>already installed download version
I have seen someone download that and it doesn't work. After downloading and starting the game, a message pops up saying the game is not installed.

>>22488037
The anime art isn't that bad, it's just that it's different from what we expected, if someone hasn't read the VN they wouldn't find anything strange in it.

The VN art isn't bad either, except for the hands, of course.

>>22487978

>>22487978

Uu- Beatrice 'exist', Beatrice 'exist'. Why don't Ange believe in Beatrice?

>>22488080
You mean seacats.

>>22488080
Were they carrying small bombs?

>>22488080
But the windows are closed.

>>22488108
Now this makes more sense, they could crawl around in the water ducts and I bet most rooms have a private bathroom.

>>22488066

You will not be disappointed.

>>22488066
or are they going to show how goat gets his nuts impaled in ep4,,

>>22487958
Yeah, why does this look like a flash game? There's better ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL art on Deviantshit.

>>22488129

What? A seagull carrying a small bomb?

>>22488105

I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT WITH YOUR "UU UU"-ING.
DIDN'T I?!

>>22488330
Child abuse the animu.

>>22488330
>>22488374
Somehow I can relate to Rosa when she beats her up, she can get really annoying at times.

>>22488374
I think you mean good parenting.

they better not ruin this moment

Bad Mama is bad.

>>22488330

>>22488424

They better not ruin this moment.

Jessica and Kanon are killers.

>>22488409

>>22488465
......It doesnt seem like you intend to stop.
I understand,
In that case mama has an idea

Mama won't stop saying "UU UU" either!

UU UU !!

>>22488477
Only for EP1, 2 and 4. They screwed up in EP3 and got their asses kicked by Eva and Hideyoshi.

>>22488496

thats not mama !!
its diffrent from the normal mama

>>22488587

I don't know what to think of Rosa. Maybe she's good or maybe not. What happened at the end of episode 2 was surely a delusion, maybe she's really a bad Mama after all.

>>22488613

Yes, it's the black witch.

>>22488658
it's the evil witch

trust me, you DO get used to the art.

>>22488693

I hope that Nakahara Mai will be her seiyuu.

>>22488658

Well there are moments when she regrets what she has done.

Also i think she made/repaired a second sakutaro doll to make up with maria

>>22488658
What was seen in episode 4 could just as easily have been a delusion as well especially what happened in the meta-world. Really, Rosa is just difficult to place.