> Every American has blond hair, blue eyes and talks English badly

Not about Japanese culture, and ironically the only true thing here.

> Every American has blond hair, blue eyes and speaks English poorly

Fixed that for you.

Japan has an armada of giant robots ready at their disposal.

> Every American has blond hair, blue eyes and talks English badly
> talks English badly
> talks
Don't u mean speaks? lrn2englishurself

>>22334529
>>22334545

thatsthefuckenjoke.jpg

Everyone's parents are DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD.

-Your average Japanese male gets drunk after one cup of sake

Every American male is square jawed and big headed...unless they're in America, then they arr rook same.

>>22334543
That one's actually true. North Korea has pushed Japan's buttons a bit too many, i guess...

> - Almost every female is at least bisexual
at least?

> - Every American has blond hair, blue eyes and talks English badly
And some Japanese too

Every other teacher is an alcoholic.

>>22334586

>at least?

If not a full blown lesbian.

and purple, pink, green, blue, and just about every color imaginable is a natural hair color

the average japanese town has no policemen

>>22334621

And drives terribly.

>>22334578
Most Japs do have really low alcohol tolerance IRL, it's a genetics thing.

>Almost every female is at least bisexual
The same is true for males. Or at least that's what Kare Kano taught me.

asians are attractive

There are delinquents on every corner.
All women get molested or raped at some point.
Your sister is never related to you by blood.

- When you catch a cold you have to stay in bed for several days

>>22334710
lol'd, also most delincuents wear a high school uniform

>>22334733

This is true for Japan though.

The take illness a lot more seriously.

Yelling makes you stronger.

Come on guys, how could you miss this?

>>22334625

Practically, this is so that it's easier to tell them apart.

Yes, even Japs think that Japanese people all look the same, or at least they draw them that way.

>>22334758
>Citation needed.

>>22334783

They walk around wearing SARS masks if they have a cold.

All women's irises have the same texture but with different colors.

>>22334780

>Yes, even Japs think that Japanese people all look the same
I lol'd hard.

>>22334832
>Citation needed.

People don't die, even when they're killed.

>>22334779
This is true in real life as well

Almost every girl in the world IS bisexual. You'd know that if you went out of your room sometimes.

>Approximately half of the female population can eat endlessly and not gain weight

Cuase they are not disgusting Westerner Pigs!

Quick someone call that "Proud to be born AZN" guy"!

>>22334843

I have never seen anyone here wearing a face mask which isn't directly related to their profession or a task they're currently doing.

Women have either a flat chest or gigantic breasts, there is no in between.

Men are either very twerpy or Kenshiro, no in between.

>>22334779

Ever taken a martial arts class?

>>22334915

In their teens, yes; but if you weren't 13 you'd know that most girls grow out of that.

If you are a girl and a guy shows the slightest concern for you or is nice to you it is mandated that you blush and say their name but act like you wanted to say something else as well, even though you can never fucking say that and instead repeat their name.

If someone gets hurt, scream their name out.
If someone dies, you have to yell "no' while holding their corpse.

a typical american

>>22334925
>picture of one asian lady in masks.
congrats :)

Women fall out of the sky at random ties...usually near a introverted guy.

Every American wears at least one article of clothing with the American flag on it.

If you stab yourself with a sword you gain superpowers.

and this

>>22334961
father.... nooooooooooooo

High school relationships last

>>22334767

>>22335026
That's actually true in some "pro-America" parts of the country.

>>22335059
Also, love on first sight means you will stay with that person forever.

they always say "i'll protect you" to a friend/loved ones, even if one doesn't need protection.

Calling out the names of your attacks is a good strategy.

Ok, whats the deal with all the gitah recently?

http://www.abcb.com/misc/latt_03.htm
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laws_of_Anime_Physics

I don't feel like posting much tonight.

>>22335037
It's ridiculous how different sized those breasts are.

>>22335293
>uncyclopedia.wikia.com
reactionface.tif

>>22335320
wut's the problem?
not /b/tard enough for you?

>The quicker someone dies off, the more likely they are not really dead. (ex. Bleach)

Well now, why does this sound familiar...?

Average female has no interests exept for taking care of Protagonist-kun. That includes waking up at 5 to make breakfast, which should be impossible for any sane person. Even if the show insn't a crappy romance harem, the females tend to have no hobbies and are generally shallow.

>>22335459
The majority of mango is written by men. Men don't have time to worry about writing in hobbies for the female characters.

does hentai count? If so:
-Every girl, even thought she's madly in love with her boyfriend/husband, will become a slut once she was banged by a guy (mostly hideous) with a huge cock.
-guys shoot gallons of sperm out fo their cock, and they still can go for a second or thirs ride.
-Everyone is a an expert at sex, even virgins. Only exceptions are husbands and boyfriends (see point one)
-Sex happens everytime and everywhere. If two people just meet and magically fall in love, they'll fuck on the point

>>22335459
And when they have any kind of personality her only way to express it is to hit the protagonist

>the females tend to have no hobbies and are generally shallow.
just like real life!

The average female teacher is in her late twenties to mid thirties, is single, possibly still a virgin, being pressured by her mother to get married, and is addicted either to younger men, alcohol, cars, or some combination.

The average male teacher has glasses (Onizuka being a clear exception).
He is either a shota, depressed young man, or old yakuza thug.
They will invariably generate a harem from their female students (and likely some male students).

If an American is in Japan, they either have some form of combat training (formal or informal) or are a psychotically intelligent loli teacher.

This looks like something I would see posted on Gaia or some other shitty underage forum, because seriously, you need to be 12 in order to make these observations AND find them funny.

>>22335063
Holy christ.

>>22334461
>Every American has blond hair, blue eyes and talks English badly

>Implying that this is not actually true

>>22335661

>Implying that he browses Gaia

>>22335661
And TVtropes
But both probably have a pretty big overlap

>The majority of Japanese teens and their siblings live without parents
The girl I stayed with lived with her grandma, but I think that's pretty rare....

>The average male in Japan lives among a multitude of attractive females who want to fuck them
The average WHITE male in Japan does.

>Approximately half of the female population can eat endlessly and not gain weight
My friend and the aforementioned girl I stayed with often had these silly eating contests whenever we went to restaurants. They finished all of their food and then started chugging the water pitchers... But a lot of Japanese do seem to finish EVERYTHING on their plates when eating. I guess they hate wasting food.

>Almost every female is at least bisexual
They're just really open with their BFFs.

>- Almost every female is at least bisexual
That one's actually true

>>22335677

Are you kidding me? Black haired American here, and I can say that I come into contact with way more brown/black hair Americans than blonds.

>- Every American has blond hair, blue eyes and talks English badly

>- Every American talks English badly

Tru fax

>>22335991

Well that much is true.

>>22335991
that are them joke 'tard ^.^ ne?

>>22335927
I don't really know many white Americans with actual black hair. It's usually a very dark blond or light brown.

>>- Most people can be proficient enough to play guitar on stage well after just a week, if not in mere hours, of practise

If you base that on K-ON I have some bad news for you...