Thread hidden. I suggest you do the same, /a/.

Why do you pretend to be a girl?

What's it like not having a penis

Why do I fight?

Cancer killing /a/. sage

Can you go kill yourself?

What is it like to be obese?

Why do you announce your geder?

>>21870889
Do you masturbate with or without clothes on. I'd prefer a girl to masturbate while wearing a skirt or dress...don't know why.

gtfo?

>>21870926

I dont think you know what sage is, bro.

What's your favorite anime? Why? And your favorite male and female character?

Is it hard not being as smart as a man, less talented, less useful and overall living in man's shadow?

>>21870943
I chuckled a bit.

After you have masturbated, do you wipe your vagina with a towel or paper, or do you just pull up your panties and trousers?

How many dicks have you sucked?

are ther gurl on internetz?

If you take your skirt off are you a man again?

What is your favourite Pokémon?

sage

ARE THERE SCORPIONS IN YOUR VAGINA?!

Why are you such a whore?

do you ever feel depressed about being female with all the women-hating threads on /a/? i do even though i know i shouldn't let it bother me

>>21870912
its quite nice, actually. i think they look nasty.

>>21870942
im not obese. i keep very good care of myself.

>>21870945
clothes on for me

>>21870964
my current favorite is Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro. Neuro is my favorite male at this moment. Favorite female would be Anna from Shaman King

I would put sage in every field but I lost my picture of sage.

Why are women such sluts?

Why is summer so kawaii?

>>21870972
>trousers

>>21871054
You wouldn't get as much animosity if you didn't act like a retard and/or hadn't fucked 20+ men.

>>21871072
>Im a man too, but I care about women. Bawwww.

Why won't you answer any of the questions?

>>21871074
Dresses or skirts?
Yui or Ritsu?
Umineko or Higurashi?

what do you think when people post that one bitches and whores image

>>21870972
Girls don't need to put their pants, or underwear down to masturbate, neither do they need to clean anything.

would you mind whoring yourself someplace else?

Please do not reply without saging, thank you.

>>21871089
What? WHAT? Women wear trousers too these days! Don't believe anime logic that 99% of women still wear skirts.

>>21870889
Why would you post Yui? Most women I know are offended by this moeblob.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GENDER. SINCE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE EVEN RELEVENT TO SAY, KINDLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT.

>>21871155
>Girls don't need to put their pants, or underwear down to masturbate
That's stupid. That doesn't feel as good and I never heard of any girl that didn't do this. You're stupid.

>neither do they need to clean anything.
LOL... Okay, sure, if you want to believe that.

>>21870968
Its quite nice really. less pressure

>>21870972
i never actually stick my finger in there. i just massage it.

>>21871003
none c:

>>21871072
no, i think its funny. most girls are annoying bitches anyway.

sugoi monogatari aniki

>>21871219
you are chubby and ugly.

>>21871089

Poster must be British.

British | American
Trousers | Pants
Pants | Underwear

>>21871219
>i never actually stick my finger in there. i just massage it.
But you get wet, don't you?

>>21871219
>no, i think its funny. most girls are annoying bitches anyway.
Not a girl.

>>21871084
because they want attention and to be wanted for a short while. Or that they are simply a whore.
>>21871131
Skirt.
thats hard. i think Ritsu.
i cant speak for Umineko, so Higurashi?
>>21871172
im not offended by her. while shes generic, she's still cute.

This thread just perpetuates the stereotype that /a/ is full of sexually frustrated losers.

Oh, and not anime related

>>21871131
Dresses.
Ritsu.
Umineko.

>>21870945
Clothes on, through the pantsu.

>>21870972
Wipe.
And sometimes I need a change.

>>21871003
none.
no lips, either ;_;

>>21871014
When I'm wearing pants, I'm a boy.

>>21871028
Typhlosion.

>>21871072
More annoyed than depressed, really.

>>21871137
I think I FUCKING LOVE ADACHI.

>Female /a/non here.

Sure is pretend here.

It's delicious shitstorm. You must cause it.

>>21871353
>Clothes on, through the pantsu.
Wouldn't it feel better to take them off?

>>21871353
Typhlosion.

Good choice.

>>21871266
no, not really. I just do it for the feeling.

>>21871244
what, because i like anime and manga i don't take care of myself? get real.
I really like fashion, and i like a lot of games and anime BECAUSE of the amazing outfits. and of course the stories.

>>21871306
because i think some women are bitches, im not a girl. ok then.

>>21871427
Nope. More pressure feels better. And like the other femanon, I never stick anything in there, just rub. Wonder why that is? It's probably because we are both losers and virgins.

>>21870889

There is no such thing as 'female /a/non', there is only /a/non. Period

So, do femanons want to screw male..anons? Or do you want to find an /a/ like male IRL? What is your effing sexual purpose?

>>21871497

You should totally gain, like, 100 pounds. It's the in thing to do right now.

For serious, girlfriend.

>>21870889
>Female /a/non

It's like I'm talking to a real girl!

>>21871507
Are you afraid putting something in would break the hymen?

>>21870889
females are things

Enjoy bleeding from vagina fem/a/non!

What non-anime shows do you watch, and who is your favourite character in them?

Why is not everybody saging this thread?

>>21871569
If a dude asked me out, I'd give him a chance regardless of his interests (unless I knew we were just totally incompatible). If he liked anime/manga, that might be a bonus.

I don't actively wish to date someone who likes anime because as we all know, anime fans tend to be really fucking annoying. And also, anime is not the only thing I want to talk about.

>>21871678
Hmm, a girl that sounds reasonable?

Definitely a guy.

Would you care if your boyfriend wasn't an otaku? A girlfriend's being an otaku seems to be a high priority for most (male) anons.

Also, what do you think of traps and reverse traps? Who are your favourites?

>>21871028
Blastoise all the way.

>>21871569
no offense, but no, i have no interest in the male /a/non.

>>21871572
fo sho

>>21871507
agreed. what i do is take my hand, place it front of my vagina, then move up and down. it feels really good, and i will usually put something like a shirt in between my hands and pants.

>>21871614
actually, yes on my part. not to mention its a weird thought to stick my finger up there.

>>21871664
scrubs, and my favorite is Turk

I'm also a femanon, but why do you feel the need to make a whole new thread announcing that?

>>21871614
My hymen is gone from trying to stick some tampons in there when I was like twelve years old (oops). Still, I'm just afraid of putting things in there in general. Not sure why, exactly.

>>21871633
Oh, I'm doing that right this minute! It's fun, thanks bro!

>>21871664
The only non-anime show that I watch religiously is House, and my favorite characters are Wilson and CB.

>>21871678
I'm asking you out. We won't talk anime until the second date.

>>21871730
>A girlfriend's being an otaku seems to be a high priority for most (male) anons.

Not for me. Especially since most are annoying yaoi fangirl morons.

>>21871734
>Blastoise
Not a BAD choice, but a bit boring. I suppose you stopped playing after Gen 2?

>Scrubs
Fuck yeah, you are awesome.

>>21871737

Because you gender is utter fail (no offence)

>>21871768
this a thousand times

Now I KNOW this thread is bullshit. All of these girls haven't fucked? Come on.

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>>21871306
lolwut

Most girls hate other girls. Haven't you ever heard a girl complain about how bitchy and superficial a lot of girls are? Girls hate annoying girls too.

>>21871819
>oh come on, I've been told women are bitches and whores and fuck with their dogs every afternoon, virgin women don't exist
fixed it for you

DERP FEMANON LOLOLOLO

>>21871855

>55

Thread's quality has just improved.

>>21871789
Irony..

>>21871855

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>21871768
Not the guy you're answering but yeah.
I normally place priority on that the girl is somewhat nice than her being an anime fan.

While we're at it:
Fem/a/nons: do you go clubbing or something or just would date a guy who you knew somewhat and asked you to go out? Or even a total stranger?

>>21871855
>55
lol'd

>>21871855
>55

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>21871855

>55

THREAD PERMANENTLY RUIN-oh wait, it was already ruined on its first post.

>>21871855

Cool fives there.

female /a/nons in this thread seem reasonable, and far from the bitch&whore kind the majority of girls in real life are. That's a relief to think there are still girls like that in the world.

My question is, since you're /a/nons i guess you don't go out so much and refrain from intense social outdoor activities, so how are men supposed to meet you, and how do you think they should accost you ?

Motherfucking ENDLESS JUNE!
YOU! Go burn in the mountains!

>>21871785
nope, i have continued to play for every new release.

>>21871768
as a girl, i actually dislike yaoi, believe it or not. What sort of idiocy categorizes itself based on the gender of couples?

>>21871908
i go clubbing at least once a week, since i have a huge party friend. most of my friends dont watch anime. anyway, i would have to know the guy to say yes. if some guy walked up to me and said, 'lets date,' i would have to decline. what if he was boring as crap? i can't stand boring men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh72lkJOKf4&feature=channel
けいおん最新だおー

>>21871952

>Endless June
>Mentioned Eden

>>21871939
>My question is, since you're /a/nons i guess you don't go out so much and refrain from intense social outdoor activities, so how are men supposed to meet you, and how do you think they should accost you ?

Uhh, that's the same for us, you know. If you stay inside it doesn't matter where she goes, you won't ever see her anyway.

And yeah, I'm inside most of the time, but fuck you, I'm getting psychiatric treatment so I'm allowed to do it.

Also, not really looking for a girl anyway.

does water go in your vagina when you take a bath?

>>21871952

FUCK YOU.

EDEN OF THE EAST>BEST ANIME THIS SEASON

>>21872021
>but fuck you, I'm getting psychiatric treatment so I'm allowed to do it.
herp derp excuses

Hi fem/a/non!

What are your thoughts on anal sex?

>>21871730
>Would you care if your boyfriend wasn't an otaku? A girlfriend's being an otaku seems to be a high priority for most (male) anons.
Already answered this, no I wouldn't care. Also, most (male) anons are retards.

>Also, what do you think of traps and reverse traps? Who are your favourites?
Traps are normally just "okay" (I like my men manly), but Mariya is fucking hot and I would fuck him if you know what I mean.

I hate 3D reverse traps because they are always trapping me, and it sucks because they are girls and not boys.

>>21871762
Okay, let's go!

>>21871819
THERE ARE TWO GIRLS IN THE UNIVERSE WHO ARE VIRGINS? HOLY PENIS WHAT A SCOOP

>>21871908
I don't go clubbing because I find it kind of boring and I can't dance and etc. etc.
So yeah, I'd date a guy who I knew pretty well. A complete stranger asking me out would be weird to say the least.

>>21871939
It's not like I never leave my house. I go places sometimes. How are men supposed to meet me... uh... I guess they could talk to me, for starters?

>>21872069
3/10

>>21872062
>herp derp excuses
Maybe. I'm working on getting better, but it takes time. I don't want to stay like this all my life, but meh, right now I don't feel too bad, even if I have no friends. Never really cared too much for friends anyway.

>>21871131
Skirts!
Ritsu.
Umineko.

>>21870945
Normally with my clothes off...

>>21870972
I just pull my panties up :3

>>21871003
Dude I post on 4chan what do you think. None, the most I've had was a hug ;_;

>>21871014
No.

>>21871028
Rattata <3

>>21871072
No because I agree, most women ARE just bitches and whores.

>>21871569
I would only date /a/non, because there's a chance they'd understand my moe. Plus, neither of us would be ronery anymore!...

>>21872057
I am enjoying Eden of the East. What I am not enjoying is this thread.

>>21872084
>3D reverse traps
Can anyone give any examples? I have never seen a girl who I would mistake for a guy. Well, I have, but they were buttugly. Are there any pretty reverse traps? Like, a handsome guy, and it turns out he's actually a she! It'd be awesome.

>>21872021
That's no excuse unless you have had some major trauma (hint: plane accident, violent death of a family member, etc.). If not, you're just as worthless as any hikki.

>>21871987
Was kinda wondering as normally don't try to ask friends out. Then again, I think all females I know (regardless on if they like anime or not) already have a boyfriend so I'm kinda outta luck.

>>21871939
as i said, i go clubbing a lot. i spend more time outside then i do inside. however, i have nothing to do inside, so i watch anime and go on /a/. i love it here; so much funnier then every other forum.

>>21872039
Think about the human ears or nostrils. There are natural closures that take place in those holes to prevent water from coming in. The vagina has comparable features.

What does it mean to be strong?

Seriously though: How do you imagine would be the best way to be approached? (Not like pick up lines, but like how to not seem a creeper about it.)

>>21872108
hm...
get a job/sign up for some activity
talk to the people there, even if it might look like "empty" conversation
you'll get "better" soon, psychiatrist is just stealing your money

Why are all women bitches and whores?

>>21870889
How much do you weigh?

>>21872084
>Okay, let's go
Sure. So, where do we meet?

>>21872084
>Okay, let's go!

>So yeah, I'd date a guy who I knew pretty well. A complete stranger asking me out would be weird to say the least.

You just trolled me, femanon. Uncool, to say the least!

>>21872219
>why are women always rejecting me despite the fact that I don't care about my physical appearance?

>>21872197
>get a job/sign up for some activity
I have a sleeping disorder and OCD. This has caused me to fail two colleges I attempted. Why do you think I need psychiatric treatment? If I could work or study, I would have already done so!

>talk to the people there, even if it might look like "empty" conversation
No, I refuse to engage in chit-chats. I hate them, they're stupid, I don't care about people who enjoy that shit, I don't want to have anything to do with it.

>you'll get "better" soon, psychiatrist is just stealing your money
Where I live, psychiatrists are actually paid for by insurance companies. Gotta love socialism.

Would you like a wi-fi Pokémon battle?

>>21872112
>I would only date /a/non, because there's a chance they'd understand my moe. Plus, neither of us would be ronery anymore!...
Well, here's your lucky day.
Seriously though some of you here seem pretty interesting girls.

>>21872112here
>>21872039
I... don't know that's an interesting question. I would guess...


P.S. The day before yesterday I was at a beach just walking around. I was there for quite so time, so I had to go to the toilet. The second I stepped in there there was this little girl walking around naked oh god I nearly died.
Thanks for turning me into a pedo, /a/.

>>21872039
No lol. You don't... okay, listen. The vagina is not like... a gaping hole in your body. You would have to like, OPEN YOUR LEGS WIDE AND SWISH BACK AND FORTH A LOT for this to happen.

>>21872172
Once I saw this extremely hot guy standing by the beach and I was all "OHMYGOD THAT GUY IS SO CUTE WHO IS HE?" and my friend was all "yeah... that's Ten"

"Ten" as in short for "Kristen". Goddammit.

>>21872196
oh goddamn, it's not that hard.
I guess I'd like him to just talk to me for a while and pay attention to me and generally be a nice person. After that he can just go "do you want to do something sometime" and I will usually say "yes"

>>21872250
120lbs.

>>21872295
>I have a sleeping disorder and OCD.
hm, ok, I thought you were just some that complains a lot
>No, I refuse to engage in chit-chats. I hate them, they're stupid, I don't care about people who enjoy that shit, I don't want to have anything to do with it.
so do you want deep philosophical conversations 24/7? small talk is how you meet new people
>Where I live, psychiatrists are actually paid for by insurance companies. Gotta love socialism.
oh lol

>>21872196
dude, just be cool and casual. make me LAUGH. i cannot stress how important that is. dont come up to a girl stuttering and acting like a failure. work up the courage and get in there. and dont think you can only pick up girls at clubs. to be honest, i would rather be picked up at a barnes and nobles or something.

>>21872250
i weigh around 100. but im short, like 5'1, so thats not that bad.

>>21872303
i wish. i have no good wi-fi. sucks man

>>21872303
I would love to but it seems that the neighbor doesn't want me to use their wifi anymore :(

/a/

you have disappointed me

Farewell

(and nothing of value was lost)

>>21872361

Would you date a guy your height/size? If not, what's your preference?

>>21872361
>>21872389
Damn.

What are your teams?

>>21872328
>there was this little girl walking around naked oh god I nearly died.
Definitely a man. All females hate lolicon, pedophiles and all that shit.

If someone showed you their cock, and they're good looking, and the cock is 15 inchs long, would you automatically start sucking it?

The English word whore derives from the Old English word hōra (from the Indo-European root kā meaning "desire"). Use of the word whore is widely considered pejorative, especially in its modern slang form of ho'. In Germany most prostitutes' organizations deliberately use the word Hure (whore) since they feel that prostitute is a bureaucratic term. Those seeking to remove the social stigma associated with prostitution often promote terminology such as commercial sex worker (CSW) or sex trade worker. A hooker or streetwalker solicits customers in public places; a call girl makes appointments by phone.

protip to everyone in this thread:
go out and meet real women, and stop talking to women online

>>21872112
Only halfway reasonable woman in this thread, and it's probably a man anyway.
BITCHES AND WHORES

>summer /a/

In street prostitution the prostitute solicits customers while waiting at street corners or "walking the street".

Brothels are establishments specifically dedicated to prostitution, often confined to special red-light districts in big cities. Other names for brothels include bordello, whorehouse, cathouse, knocking shop, and general houses. Prostitution also occurs in some massage parlours, and in Asian countries in some barber shops where sexual services may be offered as a secondary function of the premises.

In escort prostitution, the act takes place at the customer's place of residence or more commonly at his or her hotel room (referred to as out-call), or at the escort's place of residence or in a hotel room rented for the occasion by the escort (called in-call). This form of prostitution often shelters under the umbrella of escort agencies, who ostensibly supply attractive escorts for social occasions. While escort agencies claim never to provide sexual services, very few successful escorts are available exclusively for social companionship. Even where this type of prostitution is legal, the ambiguous term escort service is commonly used. (See call girl). In the US, escort agencies advertise frequently on the internet and example advertisements can be readily found on any major search engine and on open forum sites.

>>21872436
Any suggestions where I should start?

>>21872422
No, I'm female. I can understand why girls would hate lolicon though, but I don't!

>>21872418
Salamence, Gyarados, Infernape, Zapdos, Blissey and a lv.1 Rattata :D

>>21872358
>so do you want deep philosophical conversations 24/7? small talk is how you meet new people

It depends on the topic. Like, we just had to go vote for the members of the European Parliament today, and if I would go to work or wherever tomorrow, and someone would start talking to me about the elections and all that stuff, I would enjoy talking about that. Same with many other topics found in the news, I read the newspaper daily anyway. But shit like "Nice weather today huh? Yeah we had a lot of rain before but it's nice now." just annoys me to hell.

>>21872428
Nope.

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/a/, I am disappoint.

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What the fuck is this shit. Sure is summer.

>>21872522
>>21872519
129 postsmind

>>21872496
...............
What you are talking about IS chit-chat.
Nobody talks about weather except old people.

Speaking of, so I guess you're in Europe? Which country? After all, not every european country pays psychiatrists

>>21872428
>15 inches long
OH GOD NO MY VAGINA HURTS OW OW OW

>>21872428
>If someone showed you their pussy, and they're good looking, and the pussy is clean, would you automatically start licking it?

>But shit like "Nice weather today huh? Yeah we had a lot of rain before but it's nice now." just annoys me to hell.
well, obviously I wasn't talking about this, more like the thing you first mentioned
try to find a topic the other person might enjoy talking about, then elaborate, it's simple

>>21872405
i suppose i would, though i would like him to be around 4 - 5 inches taller then me. i doubt i would date a guy that was 6'2 or something.

>>21872428
how good looking are we talking. and im sorry, as i girl, i could care less about the length. again, i think penis are ugly in general, and only good for making me orgasm.

>>21872418
well, actually, i tried something different with my new team. i jacked up my Crobat to levels in the 80s and ignored everything else. He is a super stalling pokemon that i demolished everyone with. all my other pokemon are in the 40s.

Saged, hidden.

Have you ever tried to help the guys in your friendzone find a nice girl for themselves or do you assume they don't grow bitter and more ronery with time while you use them for emotional or intellectual gratification because they, perhaps foolishly you may think, keep themselves available because shy guys also prefer someone they know and share interests with compared to approaching random women?

>>21872595
No, penises are hot, you need to read more poju doujins

I hate all of you.

>>21872495
Good god, that team is more generic than Surf on a Water-type.

My team is Gardevoir, Gallade, Rotom, Milotic, Flygon and either Kingdra or Rampardos.

>>21872340

How would you even break the ice though?

>>21872598
and why are you even posting?
is it useful information for me or anyone in the world that you hid the thread?
maybe your mother didn't tell you that you aren't the center of the universe

>>21872622
i base my tastes on real ones, thanks. i read doujin when i was little, and was disillusioned into thinking they weren't bad looking. i was so wrong.

Eh, i've a better idea : why you girls don't do the first step ?
I'm sure the majority of male /a/nons wouldn't have problem carrying a nice conversation and whatever.
It's just that we're frightened by accosting a girl, because it's way too complicated and imprevisible. Why do we have to go to the trouble of finding ways for you to laugh, while sounding like a nice and intelligent guy at the same time, and picking the right topics of conversation to keep you interested, all in a few minutes ? Don't you think you're acting like a spoiled princess ? Protip : you don't have to know someone for years to notice he's nice, and even if we think we're hiding our powerlevels, it's pretty obvious to see who is an otaku (and between them, who is an annoying weeaboo and who is a true /a/non). As a girl, all you have to do to have a boyfriend is to go to him and saying : 'would you want to be my boyfriend ?' and everything else will naturally follow. And, as opposed to the other way around, he never would laugh at you for that, never. Easy, heh ?

>>21872568

This is /a/. They'd run away screaming upon seeing one up close.

>>21872550
>What you are talking about IS chit-chat.
Well, there are some topics that would annoy me. Usually stuff that just doesn't matter. Like, if I visit the doctor, and she recently moved into a new practice, I won't go and say something like "So, finally done moving huh?" because the topic just doesn't interest me and I'm even less interested in the answer to such a question. My dad is able to do this though. I have discussed it with him sometimes, that I'm not able to do that and so.

>Speaking of, so I guess you're in Europe? Which country?
Holland

welcome to gaia

>>21872626
I know right?! But I've only just become interested in battling, so I thought it'd be a good start.

i like this thread
and made a post

>>21872595
>again, i think penis are ugly in general, and only good for making me orgasm.
What about vaginas?

>>21872677

But I'm shy and haven't spoken to anyone apart from my family and one friend for about... 9 years? ;_;

>>21872685

I love you...

But you're a whore too...kicking Sunohara for no reason...you disgusting bitch.

>>21872677

Dude. Man the fuck up. I'm not saying that some women Don't think of themselves as princesses. But you're just coming off as really lazy. Annoyingly so.

>>21872568

If they have curly hair and glasses, then YES!

>>21872766

That's not what being shy really means.