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    55 KB Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)21:41 No.21236558  
    Dear Citizen:
    Thank you for your loyalty. You've no doubt noticed that the world is a troubled place. People are apathetic, lazy, unmotivated. You've probably asked yourself

    WHY ISN'T ANYTHING BEING DONE TO STOP THIS SYSTEMATIC DECLINE?

    Rest assured that measures are being taken. Beginning today, we will randomly select a different citizen who will be killed within 24 hours of notification. We believe this will help remind all people how precious life is and how important it is to be a productive, active member of society.

    Thank you for your continued attention and your cooperation and participation...

    CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED BY THE GOVERNMENT...TO DIE IN 24 HOURS!
    >> Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)21:43 No.21236592
    Meh, not like I have anything else planned...
    >> !!walw6pK4Alo 05/13/09(Wed)21:45 No.21236624
    "Randomly Selected" is stupid if it does kill productive people, because that can only hurt. More like randomly selected amongst a pool of applicants which would mostly be NEETs.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)21:46 No.21236643
    >>21236558
    Dear shitty governement:

    My name is Ichigo Kurosagi and I can't remember the last time I've seen anyone dying. Good luck trying.

    Sincerly yours,

    Ichigo.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)21:46 No.21236652
    Is this as awesome as it sounds?
    >> Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)21:46 No.21236658
    Little brown girls time.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)21:51 No.21236751
    >>21236624
    I don't think the purpose is to make people productive but to make them cherish life and appreciate their short time here and live it up to the fullest while they still can.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)21:56 No.21236857
    I can imagine Satou from NHK receiving one of these. I wonder what he would do in his final 24 hours.

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