Sorry I don't read shounen

If Satan makes these cartoons, then heaven's entertainment will be lacking.

>>21207959
god doesn't exist.
sage motherfucker

The Bible ripped of Evangelion.

I agree OP, these sinners should purge themselves and accept Jesus!

Jesus is moe

troll harder, jesusfags
0/10

take this shit out of here

in after butthurt atheist

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>>21208045

Open your heart to Jesus!

I don't know what you're trying to prove by insulting me. Don't you feel pathetic butting in where you're not wanted, TROLL?

Virgin Mary is moe.

Do kids need religion?
NO
typically kids will need some instruction on basic values, right and wrong etc, but you can easily do this without bringing religion into it
first you have to understand why religions are created in the first place
there are certian questions like "why are we here?" and "what's my purpose in life?" that simply cannot be answered in scientific terms.
and some people can't handle the fact that maybe they don't actually have any reason to exist, that they are insignifigant to the universe and the "grand scheme of things"
they can't handle the idea that the universe doesnt necessarily revolve around them
they want to feel important
because they are insecure and afraid of eventuallities like death
so they create religions
in nearly every religion you will find that somehow, humans are the most important thing, god loves you etc.
fucking pathetic
they simply cant cope with their own insignifigance
so they invent religion to tell them "everything's OK, you're gonna be fine, and guess what? when you die you go to a happy place and live forever!!!"
"AND GOD LOVES YOU!!!"
thats the type of thought I would attribute to a 5 year old brat on ritilin
and yet the religious people have been spoonfed this crap for so long, that they believe it to be absolutely true, and attack anyone who cliams otherwise
this is how wars begin people!!!!
the irony of it all is that they are viciously fighting to defend their "beliefs" which by definition CANNOT BE PROVEN
they've invented reasons to kill eachother, all while spouting hyppocritical bullshit like "thou shalt not kill"
I'm not against beliefs
those are fine
as long as you can accept the fact that you might be wrong
its when people gather together to form a religion that they declare their shared beliefs to be fact and then the problems start to arise
beliefs are fine
religion is bad
and the only difference between a cult and a religion is that one has tax-exempt status
the end

Reading the bible does not guarantee a place in heaven, no matter who tells you so. Any christian worth anything could tell you that. Bugger off.

inb4 serious thread

I hear that Heaven is an infinite field strews with flowers and little girls.

REPENT!!!!

From one shit troll to another: troll harder. Your lack of effort makes us all look bad, stop this.

I prefered the Qur'an.

>>21208081
>time for some copypsata
>copypsata

>>21207959

Well you're a better troll than PROUD TO BE BORN AS ASIAN and all the Katawa Shoujo fags..
1/10

>>21208114
Muslim reporting in, yeah I do many things I shouldn't like read this board.

anyone know which encryption scheme the password hashes use for single ! tripfags?

I am willing to waste a small part of my life decrypting this tard's pw if it can get this shit erased

>>21208032

EPIC WIN OP!

>>21208158
you cant erase his post if you figure out his tripcode

Jesus is the greatest!

>>21208032
BURNED by own samefaggotry. Fucking 13 year olds.

>>21208191
Well shit.
Then I guess we should do what the bible tells us to do to those who hold a different stance and use EXTREME VIOLENCE AND IGNORANCE

>>21208158

That's not how tripcodes work.

This is almost as bad as the "PROUD TO BE ASIAN ^_^" thing.

Almost.

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>>21208021

THIS

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>>21208032
>>Uy !rzm3o0us8E
>>I agree OP, these sinners should purge themselves and accept Jesus!

Yeahhh, I'm going to ask that you just refrain from trying to explain how tripcodes work....

>>21208086

Agreed. Accepting Christ is the only way into Heaven; not reading the Bible.

>>21207959
Just started reading this cool Bible thing, seems to contradict itself. I'm currently on Exodus, goddamn God's an asshole.

So as I pray, Unlimited Cross Works

>>21208330
mangaka pretty much made it up as he went along

>>21208317
>>21208086
see
>>21207959
>Accept Jesus today

>>21208035
Moe?
Bitches don't know bout my GAR Jesus.

>>21207959

The Old Testament is fuckwin.
The New Testament is boring shit with a faggot protagonist with stupid hax powers. It's the Naruto of 2000 years ago

Does God support the Queens Blade fights?

There is no god but Haruhi, and Nagaru Tanegawa is her prophet.

Accept Jesus now, and we'll throw in twenty Sodomites, whichever gender you desire, for the same low price of $7.77!

All's right with the world.

Oh you!
Wanna save our souls?
You know god killed more people, no wait holy fuck he killed even more innocent people in the entire bible than all the people Satan/Lucifer/Morgenstern killed in the bible.
Also isn't Satens/.../... doing something good, because he takes care of teh evil guys.

>>21207959

>>21208403
Are they ganna fight Sunred or what?

Oh hey.
I just wanted to pop in and put the truth out there.
Truth is, I'm a huge fucking slut who fucked anything. Luckily, people were stupid enough to believe that virgin birth thing - even luckier for me when my husband believed it - what a fucking moron.
If we had science back then I would have been so fucked. Well, I was fucked, but I mean, you know what I mean.

Anyways, yeah. I was a woman, so it's pretty obvious I was a total whore at all times. It's evident in the fact that I married this jewish guy. My luck though - the only jew with no money.

Make me ride around on a donkey? What the fuck was that? Seriously.

>>21208577
Is your real name Nagi?

>>21207959
OH SHIT REALLY? I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT BEFORE. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. THANKS FOR SAVING ME, OP!

samefag

>>21207959
>suggesting to replace one kind of escapist bullshit with another

OH Uy

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Can Jesus turn me into a sex-obsessed multi-breasted clawed demon-spawn with spiked vagina that'll make even /d/ tremble with horror and excitement?

No?

Then Satan, maybe?

Moses and Jesus are overpowered. It also has worse pacing than Bleach. Shit sux.

>I don't know what you're trying to prove by insulting me. Don't you feel pathetic butting in where you're not wanted, TROLL?
Ah dawg you showed him dawg good work dawg

>>21208460

Oh hey dumb bitch, it's just the real god here.

I found this on Conservapedia.

You know the bible is a load of crap.

>>21208742

d-tan already has a spiked vagina.

What the fuck is this shit?

>>21208935

A hilarious thread.

>>21208902
You look fat in this picture

>>21208903
I lol'd hard. That was the old 4chan image which is a huge fallacy. Who said atheist believe in nothing in the first place?

>>21208731

and yet this thread keeps getting posts.

>>21208967

still the real god

>>21207959
i jsut watch discovery channel, tlc and the history channel on easter weekend and get all the info i need.

If god existed he doesn't give a shit about us. So deism is the only reasonable belief in god.

>>21209008
God of fat.

No, really, drop some weight or the other gods will laugh at you.

>>21208731

you know, it's kind of cute to watch your pathetic little struggle for attention.

here, have some more.

THIS IS THE TRUTH.

YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG.

>>21209137
isn't it, though? it's like watching a thirteen year-old going "LOL I TROL U ;_;"

Words on paper.

OP here. I just found a far superior board that all you so-called "dogs" need to "check out", yo[u]: www.Ąn0nTalk.com

Touché!

lol it really is funny.
Trying way too hard to be taken as a serious troll or to be pathetic.

>>21208903

Something from nothing huh? Fuck off with that garbage. It's creationism that claims god conjures something from nothing, not science.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oroUqYujujY

Sums it up.

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What the fuck /a/? Some people here really care about their religion

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There is no God but Allah and he is my bitch.

So we are talking about Type Mercury?

OP here. I just found a far superior board that all you so-called "dogs" need to "check out", yo[u]: www.Ąn0nTalk.com

>>21209152
>teaching evolutionary theory as fact in spite of lack of fossil record ("missing link")-IGNORING EVIDENCE which you so deplore in religion.

It's about time we got some quality trolls up in here.

>>21208032
>>21207959
lol

>>21208903
>derp

Anyway, successful troll is successful.

Before you start bringing up bullshit accusations against the Bible: The Old Testament is not canon.

>>21207959

fuck your shit

>>21209322
Then they need to not care.

I'm half tempted to delete this thread.

I didn't realize it would get into serious discussion.

JESUS WAS A NIGGER

>>21208817
yeah, problem... people die in the bible. Nobody dies in bleach

>>21209361

OP IS FAGGOT