I do not have boyfriends because I am not a faggot.

No wimmens on intertubes. Trap detected

>>20993318
you also just started dating him and have had sex

I know i can smell it from here

whore

Boyfriend? But I do not enjoy the penis!

I do not have a boyfriend because I'm not a faggot.

>>20993345

Everyone on /a/ is female.

Didn't you get the memo?

post tits.

also QUIT FUCKING ME IN THE ASS AHHHHHHHHHH

Shouldn't you be in bed or something kid?

uhh.. yeah! I mean it!

don't question me... ;_;

You have no boyfriend, you yaoi loving whale.

Everyone on /a/ is a small tsundere loli.

Yes.
I can.

I'm going to see a play with a female friend of mine tonight.
Is that good enough?

2d tits or gtfo

which boyfriend?

>>20993318
Yes. I also went out with your boyfriend and had a great time.

>>20993370

That's nice. This is anime related how?

4/10
I understand that you felt the need to clarify that you were not a male, since having a boyfriend does not entail being straight. Still, simply adding "femanon" at the end lacks subtlety.

>>20993390

Exactly. We all know by 'going out with your boyfriend' you mean fantasizing over anime characters.

Nice troll, bro.

I am a femanon, but I don't have a boyfriend

I'm to afraid to talk to people...

I surprised my girlfriend by going to her house at 10PM, she didn't want to let me in but I eventually convinced her and we spent the night watching movies and cuddling.

Then I chopper her head off and threw it down the street

I went out with both my boyfriend and girlfriend for dinner and had a great time.
Therefore I have the larger penis.

I would think /a/s femanons wouldint have a hard time finding a boyfriend.

I went with my girlfriend to buy her a dress *I* liked, and had a great time.

>>20993472
>chopper
Watching too much One Piece?

>>20993465
Never fear, Femanon! I'll assist you in defeating your fears!

I didn't know there was a restaurant that served plankton.

Male anon here. went out at 6pm and came back now 3.40am drrunk as fuck after having a blast meeting many new people at a random party some friends invited me to.

this was a very coool day. thank god i've got people who respect me. :D

also:

in b4 > :D no friends etc... drunk now so i don't care. Russ 2009 motherfuckers! (for any NORfags out there!)

saying something like that would make me gay

>>20993539

>>20993594
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?!

>>20993521
Nonsense. Could be as in like "barry the chopper", in which case, too much FMA.

inb4 2000 replies

>>20993615
Google motherfucker, do you use it?

>>20993594
Oh god, it's so true..

yes i went out with a girl on a dating sim i bought and got + 10 relationship points. lol

No I cannot.

I woke up, played some Banjo-Tooie, read some One Piece (this is an enjoyable manga), and am now just browsing forums. Oh, also did some Spanish homework.

Probably will cook some chicken nuggets, play more Banjo-Tooie, read more One Piece, and watch Bleach dub on AS.

A normal Saturday, for the most part.

why do people even respond to trolls?

>>20993692
Did you sex her yet?

>>20993500

I have. I'm scared of talking to people opposite sex

>>20993500
Wrong.
I spent too much time watching anime and my standard for a good boyfriend got too high that it makes me having a really difficult time finding one.
He's got to be as GAR as OYAKATA-SAMA but at the same time also as hilarious and naïve as YUKIMURA. He's gotta be able to ride a MOTOR HORSE too.

;_;

>>20993617
Oh, I remember that guy. He was one of the more awesome serial killers.

I went out to lunch with my parents and the food was good. That's kind of similar.

>>20993731
A lesbian is fine too

>>20993741
Would you be willing to settle for Kintaro Oe mixed with a little bit of the attitude of Onizuka and Akagi? I can't be the man of your dreams, but I can be the man of your passing fancy!

I'm a ronery femanon ;__;
And for some reason, I'd much prefer an /a/non boyfriend to a normalfag boyfriend.

>>20993741
Enjoy masturbating for the rest of your life

>>20993863
what anime is this picture from?

>>20993318
Wow... so how much did he pay you?

>>20993868
Which tripfag are you attracted to the most

>>20993887
Thanks, I will.

>>20993868

...that unpossible.

To all friendly Femanons in this thread:
Phone # plz

>>20993868
This ;_;

/a/ needs to realize that the Bitches and Whores threads here aren't as true as they think, the fem/a/nons get ronrey too.

>Femanon
Wat
Also, Slut

>>20993911
Real question is, which tripfag are you?

Didn't we go over this? Fem/a/nons can't be ronery if they have had a boyfriend before. So will the real ronery fem/a/nons please stand up.

WELL FUCK YOU, I WENT OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND TOO. AND I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL.

I cannot say the same, because I will never have a boyfriend, as I am male. Please leave.

>>20993868
Which anime character is closest to your ideal husbando?

>>20994035
Go away, Adachi.

>>20994070
Proooobably Akiba from Kannagi

>>20994081
Wow..that is the bitchiest thing I've ever read in my life. It makes me feel guilty to be a girl.

>>20994003
I had a boyfriend once, but it only lasted for two weeks. I still think I'm just as ronery as pathetic male /a/nons.
And I agree with (>>20993868), I actually would prefer /a/non as a boyfriend, as long as he's not shorter than me and is not a whale.

>>20994003

Ronery femanon here.

I have an anxiety problem, so being around people makes me physically sick.

It's not so bad, though. At least I can enjoy my hobby without people bothering me.

>>20994081
I feel nothing, and I am not even dating anyone. No anger, no frustration, just a shrug to my shoulders. Help me /a/, I think I'm mutating.

>>20993863
WHAT ANIME IS THIS PIC FROM? PLEASE AND THANK YOU ANON.

>>20994180
Akikan

>>20994081
Thats fucking harsh. Why exactly did this girl do that?

>>20994178
Weak part of you dead, now you are stronger, yadda yadda yadda...

>>20993957
You would be moe if you weren't a troll.

Anons should all be hookin' up, instead of complaining about how ronery we are

>>20994249
What part of that was trolling?

But, thanks for the almost compliment.

>>20994278
For some reason that's easier typed than done on this website

>>20993957
We been over this women can't get ronery.

>>20993957
This anon speaks the truth

>>20993957
If you have had sex or a boyfriend you can't be ronery.

>>20994278
This is not possible because:
1) We lack trust in each other, since some of us are good people but others are just scum;
2) Not enough girls for the guys in here;
3) Every girls who would accept that would be a whore.

Just got back from a 24hour supermarket, saw two gay jews in wifebeaters complaining about the deals on the jew foods to each other. I'm going to call this an equivalent, and possibly superior experience.

Why is this thread still here?

>>20994352
>>20994340
Your late. Keep up guys
>>20994003

>>20994081

Huh, people send her money? Why exactly?

>>20993370
I'm a girl? Awesome!

At least 60% of /cgl/ visit /a/
Do you know? At least 90% of /cgl/ are girls.

>>20994413
thats fucking disgusting

>>20994238
I have learned one of the ultimate secrets. Women lose all power when you stop giving a shit. I have evolved from a Kazuya Saotome to a Tenchi Masaki. Feels good man. Just one more level and I can reach Onizuka.

>>20994081
Man, what a cunt.

>>20994390

I would say if you have had a boyfriend AND sex, or just sex you can't be ronery. I'm prepared to be more lenient with men because we are awesome though.

>>20994413
So long, /a/! /cgl/, here I come!

>>20994378

I just got back from the mall and saw two gay men in construction worker clothes. They were awesome.

>>20994352
>>20994340

I've had a boyfriend, yes. But no sex. Not even a kiss on the mouth.

Happy now?

>I do not have boyfriends because I am not a faggot.
>Boyfriend? But I do not enjoy the penis!
>I cannot say the same, because I will never have a boyfriend, as I am male. Please leave.
>etc.

There's ronery women too. We're virgin who never hold a man's hand or kiss. We never have a boyfriend and we have problem talking to people in public. We spend most of our life on /a/ and watch anime

;_;

no ronery females exist just sluts

>>20994470
stuff it, you lying, fat whore

>>20994393

I honestly don't get it either. Her LJ is fucking weird, I think she's running some kind of BDSM business

>>20994390
Listen here niggers, everyone in the world is ronery.

>>20994458
>>20994470
This
;__;

>>20994470
you make me sick troll. leave now.

>>20994452

Did you also know 89% of /cgl/ is full of whales?

1% of the rest of the females are average.

>>20994393
Have you played Katawa Shoujo yet athens?

>>20994470
You better be hot, or I don't give a shit.

Why don't the femanons and anons post their state and see if their ronery equivalent is nearby?

We need a thread for fem/a/nons like myself who want menz for sexytiemz. I'll take you shy little men /a/nons and teach you everything you need to know. ;O

>>20994541
it isn't even a she it is a beached whale.

>>20994458
You were 9 by the time, right?

>>20994557

Fuck off troll. We only want a sweet anon to be with us, not sex.

>>20994440
Preachin' to the choir. The others on here might benefit from that lesson though

>>20994510

Haha, at least I know there are men in the world lower than me. But she's worse for exploiting them.

I may be a virgin but I'd never suffer the indignity of being sexually dominated. I'd turn that girl into my slut overnight.

Any Femanons living in Southern Arizona, interested in hooking up with a manly Anon like myself?

>>20994566

14-15, and I'm going to be 16 in a little under two months

>>20994470
I'm a femanon, but somehow your post makes me wanna puke.

>>20994574
Not a fan of being friendzoned by /a/ basement dwelling ronery womens, I like to think I'm not the complete bottom of the barrel. Please don't shatter my illusions.

>>20994470
you must be so ugly and/or fat. be for real, are you either?

I just got back from a camping trip in the hills. It was nice, but it ended up raining for the past two days, so I decided to come home early.

mananon

>this thread

>>20994646
Cool, who'd you go with?

>>20994541
You better be sexy as hell or I won't give a shit.

~ Femanon <3

>>20994597
>virgin
>I'd turn that girl into my slut overnight.

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/a/... I am disappoint.

Any Palestinian animu fans?

>>20994679
oh god i'd love to see this made into a real card

I love the fact that most of the males on /a/ aren't serious about being misogynistic, they just do it to keep up appearances, so to speak, like making >SLUT threads and such. Then there are the people that take this for being serious, and join in doing it to try and fit in, believing it themselves.

And then theres the smaller number who actually are, which is a bit sad but ultimately unavoidable.
I'd say about as much as 70% of the people who say misogynistic things don't mean them. 20% say them to fit in with the 70% that are jokingly saying it... and probably less than 10% that actually are genuinely misogynistic.

/copypasted

>>20994676
Shut the fuck up, cunt slut whore bitch.

>>20994605
Don't worry, by the time you've reached 20 you'll already have fucked 3 mansluts you'd insist calling your boyf...
Wait, if this is true, I'll feel bad about trolling. I think I'll just lurk in this thread.

>>20994597
Sexual domination isn't that bad, it's just innocent play. Many great men throughout history paid women to beat them up a little after a hard day.

Anyone from Indiana here?

I don't see many good anime fans here. Most of them are into shit like Naruto.

>>20993741) here. I thought I would lower my standard a bit. I want someone like moot to be my boyfriend.
pic related :3

hmm.. talked to mine on the phone a while and then hung out with him on Birch Street

it's nice to meet another completely not pathetic femanon

>>20994726
90 percent of us are misogynist. The other 10 percent are slutty traps.

>>20994717

>>20994530
Not yet. First 20 minutes yes though.

>>20994736
I disagree. I don't find it hot in the slightest.

>>20994749
I'd date moot
I'd be even gay for moot

>>20994758
Except not all of you are really misogynistic. I refuse to believe it.

So... Anyone want to be my boyfriend? It helps if you look good in a maid uniform, but it's no absolutely requirement. Besides, after having dinner we can both say the same.

>>20994726
Oi. Stop talking out of your ass and report the thread like every good /a/ denizen should do.

Oh wait, you're too busy giggling at yourself.

>>20994749
we dont give a flying fuck you aids infested cunt

Southern Cali here, you lovely ladies want me to make you go yugi-OH!!!!

>>20994796
>all of you

/a/ is 4 persons tops.

>>20994734
Yeah it's true. I wouldn't lie while Anonymous, I have got nothing to hide.

I'm going to lurk now too though, unless someone else decides to question me.

I'm going to rape all of you watch out

>>20994458
This. It's mostly because we've decided that we'll wait until we're married to have sex. So far we've dated for five years and nothing has happened.

>>20994800
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hL2jNAhLU

:333333333333333333333

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>21:35
>22:36

( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)

>>20994800
I don't care if you're a dude. I'm up for anything.

>>20994765
Well, that's more of a taste, then. Just because I don't like Indian food doesn't mean it's a crime against humanity. Actually, I'm not sure about that last statement.

>>20994727
What's wrong? Is anon's double standard too subtle to see?
I honestly believe if the ugly anons, men and women, let down their standards, they would find happiness that goes beyond one's looks.

>>20994804
I'd rather talk about it, it'll get deleted when it gets deleted.

>>20994868
I love you aniki tan but you're the only exception.

>>20994765
You should finish it, you're in the game after all.

>>20994796
Aren't you the femanon that likes her brother?

>>20994765
A couple things you need to know before playing.
1. Rin is mine.


Ok, that's actually all you need to know. Have fun!

Whether we're really misogynists or not, the fact is that women as a whole need to stop not being moé. I want women to act like anime archetypes. >:(

I got my Horo figurine in the mail today and watched the OVA with her, much better than having to entertain some bitch during dinner.

>>20994894
you just show up randomly

>>20994826
Well then in that case 2 of you are pretending to be misogynistic , 1 of you is trying to look cool and go with the flow, and 1 of you really is.

>>20993318

>>20994868
Weak.

Almost womanlike to be that weak.

>>20994726
Yeah, just try minimizing the importance of our opinions by making us an insignificant minority so you can continue to conveniently follow the majority's opinion.

>>20994895
I agree in anime they actually aren't greedy and want a man to do everything for them.

Northern NJ (973) male here

>>20994891
Yep.

>>20994889
Exception to what?

>>20994605
You think you are lonely and you aren't even 16?!

>>20994844
Don't believe this, anon. She's a cheating liar bitch trying to conquer your hearts by playing innocent.
She already has sucked countless cocks and did more anal than you'd ever have sex in your entire life, but since she kept her hymen intact, you'll never find out the whore she is.

>>20994935

>>20994957
I could say the same for the "all women are sluts" argument.