fuck you America, fuck you

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in the end American censors will demand ban on all jap animu. Is this what u wanted?

>>20380728

The incoming rage from the U.S. Veterans Associations will be epic.

>>20380865
it will be so delicious i will cry.

>>20380728
I live in Europe and I lol hard at americunt failures XD

>>20380842

Well, look it this way.
If anime is vanished from America, that would means the extinction of most, if not all Naruto/Bleach loving wapanese, due to social pressure.
Anime would be forbidden from the underage cancer.

Also, this bombshell exploding in US media is just to hilarious to ignore.

waiting with bated breath

Awesome. I'll be watching the shitstorm from dear Soviet Europe, have fun amerikans.

>>20380728
Why would they think this is a good idea? I mean, seriously.

DVDs will not get censored as they are DVDs retard. That's like saying an Unrated Jackass movie is going to be censored.

Just slap an 18+ on there, if parents can actually read they won't buy it. But considering what happens when you put 17+ CLEARLY on a copy of Grand theft Auto parents will still buy it for their little piece of shit.

>>20380865
I don't know, I've heard some bad stories about Yeager from guys who had to deal with him at Edwards so I think they'll know he deserves it and will laugh.

>>20380728

I really hope they don't censor anything for the DVD release. The shit storms that would be unleashed would be amazing.

>>20381163
Also, due to poor marketing skills that funimation has with niche titles, people won't notice it too much.

This would be illegal in Canada wouldn't it?

Funimation confirmed to lurk on /a/ for anime to license

If they censor it, we can call them on it which results in fan backlash, they don't want that because they don't to be likened to 4kids.

Good thing I already have my original, uncut DVD rips.

>>20381253

Yes, actually, since they show loli nipples and you're clearly supposed to sexualize all of the characters. Why else would they be dressed only in panties?

You know it's true.

What. I am astonished.

Not sure if I'll buy it though.

>>20380728

None of the US distributors censor anything (4kids doesn't count, no one in the industry likes them and they don't really do anything here anymore). And they've released far racier stuff than Strike Witches over the years.

I just watched an anime officially subbed by funimation on their website where after commiting seppuku a samurai proceeds to reach inside his slashed stomach, pull out his intestines and hold them in his hands all onscreen. It was fucking awesome. I HIGHLY doubt that they will censor some fucking tits if this is cool with them.

>>20381687
By the way it's Shigurui in case anyone's wondering.

One last bump for exposure. Funimation's not censoring anything. They're good at what they do.

>>20381687
It's America retard. Violence is awwwwright, but GOD FORBID they show nudity.

>>20381857
failsage

Strike Witches in my America.Fuck NO

>>20382060
lol, nice reaction face

>>20381857
This exactly.

this is pretty old news you guys

Slashing your stomach open and posting your guts is not equivelent to 12 year old children molesting each other and showing off their crotches every episode.

>>20382132
I loled.

>>20381502
Have we met?

i predict that it won't matter anyways because the only people who have an interest in strike witches have already seen the show and have already downloaded r2 dvd rips.

Strike Witches DVDs in America Fuck Yeah, gotta preorder

Wikipedia says this series was already released online by Gonzo w/ english subtitles, so why would anyone buy it?

Also anyone seen buying it in a store should be arrested on the way out.

>>20382247
That's what I think too, who who hasn't already seen the show would buy the dvds. I mean they never advertise this shit on tv and I sure as hell wouldn't pick it up in a store.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Look, there are some things that are just...it should just be left in Japan. Strike Bitches is one of those things. Best case scenario, it sells well and remains relatively under the radar. Worst case scenario, some library rents it out, a zealous mother sees it and we have a ANIME IS PORN crusade.

Fuck.

>>20382386
>ANIME IS PORN

it always was, narutard

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>>20382364

I have seen it, I just like buying series from time to time, also i buy them from amazon so no worries about being seen with them lol

>>20381051
They won't want it banned from America. They will want it banned from THE WORLD. This is what Americans do.

Also this show is pedo crap.

Nothing that you will see in strike witches isn't done IRL by a bunch 14-16 year old girls at slumber parties.

With the exception of the whole flying thing.

I eagerly await my loli pantsu

I can tell the original news article is from Sankaku based on poor righting and absolutely retarded commentary.

>>20382460

Be that as it may, I somewhat doubt that it'll actually result in a worldwide ban on all anime.

>>20382525
>poor righting

>>20382503
Yeah but guys shouldn't be watching it.
-_-

>>20382588
>Yeah but age 20+ manchildren virgins shouldn't be watching it alone in their dark rooms with one hand down their pants, breathing heavily.

Just admit it, /a/.

>>20382460
no, seriously guys, i think this will happen someday
and you wont be able to do anything about it

>>20382634
SW was only made for those faggots in the first place.

This will mark the beginning of the era of moe in America.

>>20382634
I have one hand down my pants even when I'm not watching strike witches. I'm doing it right now. It's subconscious.

What kind of faggot disliked this? If this is uncensored I'm gonna buy this.

it will be interesting to see if a "/a/ only animu" can sell well in the west. Dunno, maybe some convention guys will buy it in order to get some "otaku cred".

It won't sell exceptionally well.

Nothing sells well outside of LOLDEEP shounen in the US

>>20381163
17+ doesn't necessarily mean porn bro, porn scares Americans. But when it comes to violence thats A-Okay!

>>20382817
Enjoy worldwide anime ban to protect children

All I'm hoping for is that the cover art will be appropriate and proper...

...who am I kidding. It will be Mio with her ass sticking out and her puffy vulva showing through her one piece.

>>20382896
Bah, this won't happen. Stopped beying idiotic. Are you a ANNfag?

>>20382922
Nah. It'll be the strike witches logo on a blue background.

Funimation probably won't censor anything and Strike Witches release will go unnoticed among the population as a whole (as is the case with all anime). Sure some fringe Christian groups will probably find out about loli pantsu and get all butthurt, but nobody has ever cared about what they think.

Well at least it wasn't done by 4Kids.

I'd just like to emphasize that I'd love to buy many many Strike Witch hentai DVDs if it ever came to that.

>All I'm hoping for is that the cover art will be appropriate and proper.
Prudefags? In my /a/?
What is happening? We are being raided?

heere we go

when Strike Witches touches the soil of USA, anime will be banned all over the world and we'll get thousands of documents and books about how blasphemous anime is and how it endangers freedom of the world and japan should be invaded and how children are in danger now and how america is superior when it will be the first country to ban anime and how everyone should follow

then when the fuss is over, america will claim that they'll start making anime correctly to counter japan and then we get thousands and thousands of series featuring niggers, rap, superheroes and fashion.

>>20383172
an accurate prediction

>>20383172
Years from now, I'd link this post on easymodo to show you were right, but moot will have long since been arrested for anime-related terrorism and any chan-related sites will follow the same fate.

>>20381857
truth. next they'll be mutilating their dicks in a futile attempt to make it more difficult to masturbate—oh, wait...

SUPPORT THIS YOU CHEAP FAGS!!!!!

>>20383172
Nah, SW will just reinforce the shitty image anime has in America.

All the fans meanwhile, will be too busy lubing their cocks and fapping to the lolis to care.

>>20383050

No, he just doesn't want the cashier at Best Buy to think he's a pedo, lol.

Why people even buy their anime at brick and mortar stores is beyond me. You can find better deals online as well.

OT, but Shuffle tits on Funi's YouTube channel (scroll to 9 minutes in). Was this on the Jap TV airing or was it DVD only?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAFZZGj-H0Y

I honestly doubt Funi would censor SW, seems like they don't really give a shit.

>>20383266
i watched it for the story...

>>20383573

And the characters.

>>20382132
Cool story bro. Last I checked Lucchini is 12 and Sanya is 13. And neither of them were rubbing their cooches on Miyafuji's face. The rest of the cast are in their mid-late teens. GTFO you fucking failed excuse of a loli expert.

>>20383519
Pretty sure it was on the TV airing. I recall the Japanese airing having an advisory warning before the episode.

Funimation won't censor shit. The only reason they even bother to censor anything is because when they license stuff like One Piece that Japan knows that it will sell well if it gets on TV, they tell them hey you HAVE to get this on TV, so then instead of seeing just how much, they can get away with they say fuck it and censor the shit out of it.

FOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOONE

Although if this means novel translations then fuck yes

>>20383708

You forgot birthday...

>>20382634
Batshit insane bisexual girls like strike witches too. I watched it with one and now if I say stolen panties she starts laughing uncontrollably.

>>20384915
>Although if this means novel translations then fuck yes

this. I haven't bought an anime in years, but I will buy Strike Witches.

Funimation would never censor a DVD release, only a TV broadcast. It'll be interesting to see how they attempt to market this obvious piece of pedo-bait.

>>20385346
I watch Strike Witches for the tits. Since it is a tits anime.

remember "KITE", so yeah I doubt it'll be censored.

New law,anybody who buys a Strike Witches DVD will get a child predator sign on their lawn.

Strike Witches is the new GTA

>oppai

shut up

>>20383172

holy shit it's gbs prime

>>20383230

moot disowned you faggots ages ago

ITT month old news and buyfags

>>20385937

fuck you nigger.

also, shameless bump.

I'll be buying.

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>>20383691
>character data sheet from creators
>HURR I has argument?

>>20386191

yes but you see actually this creepily sexualised character is 13 rather than 12 so

>>20386191
Since you apparently did not watch it, I'll just let you know that Sanya has a birthday during the course of the show.

>>20386110
Despise etc...

>>20386253
14

>funimation

i knew it'd be them to get the license.

>>20386253
By your creepy standards bro?

>>20386279
Forgive my having been on 4chan for 6 hours straight and can't think. Ep 6 with Miyafuji joining the night shift hunting with Eila and Sanya. Both share the same birthdate.

I still don't see your argument with calling them pedo when clearly half the cast is jailbait. I guess you really DON'T get out often to draw the lines conclusively.

>>20386706

still pedo within the law

Yes it's going to destroy the anime world just like Popotan and Onegai Twins and Elfen Lied did. Except not.

>>20386706
I don't know who you think you're arguing with but I'm not them, I just stopped by to correct a factual error.

Ahahahah, I bet in retaliation, the US will drop "freedom and democracy" in the upper megaton range over Japanese population centers. Or maybe Chinese because, like, the CIA says so and they all look the same anyway. I'm off to get the popcorn.

>>20386776
Your definition of the law? AWESOME!

eagerly awaiting adult swim to start airing it.

Its going to get shit sale, just like Nanoha.

>>20386969

nope, just the law in general

except for japan and that other country with a low age of consent but this thread is about america

>>20387027
This is a much more plausible outcome than anything dramatic happening.

I can't wait to hear Mio's voice in English.

>>20387063
Nothing completely specific? Or just expecting the worst case scenario? Or should Funi do what JAST USA does in their games and put "the girls in the anime are at least over the age of 18" LULZ.

Its not the pedo factor you're pandering that will seal its potential fate in America. Its HORRIBLE marketing for a questionable acquisition of a series.

>>20387132
Mio should be voiced by Crispin Freeman

>>20387027
Nanoha is actually justified as a cute girl's show however, like Sailor Moon except immeasurably better. Can you think of a single audience for SW besides fappan weaboos?

wow everyone in this tread is so fucking ret/a/tarted it never ceases to amaze me that /a/ is just full of underage fucks who can not buy anime or or worried about there parents finding out they watch loli pantsu

>>20387238
stop making an idiot of yourself. You obviously don't know shit about the show, since you think the ww2 refrences are not an attractive thing about it. There is a reason /k/ likes strike witches.

>>20387132
Just for the laughs you mean? Pun intended, since I don't expect much out of the dub.

>>20387162

no idea what you're on about i'm just pointing out that the show is lolicon garbage and also you retards are arguing about an age difference of two years with regards to fictional characters

>>20387258
>intentional grammatical and spelling errors everywhere

troll harder faggot

>>20387274
>derp they're all underage
>derp why are you faggots arguing about their age
Nice contradiction bro, your trolling skills are improving.

>>20387238
>Nanoha
>like Sailor Moon except immeasurably better

Kill yourself faggot

>>20387271
I'm going to go in with an open mind. That's IF I actually choose to ever watch it, though.

>>20387268

ah yes the paragons of taste and culture, /k/

>>20387274
>lolicon garbage

And you're an expert I gather, in a sea of retards?

>>20380728
oh sorry fag, I do not really feel good day and you sound a little butthurt to me.

>>20387268
I'm afraid that /k/ is still a part of 4chan. Try to get any non-channer to watch this pedobait show.

>>20380728
FUCK YEAH

i called it first

>>20387304

the point is you're arguing about their age despite it not changing a thing

>>20387063
If you seriously believe Strike Witches would be found obscene by any court in America, you're retarded.

Mio needs her own series.

>>20380865
well some has showed this to General Chuck Yeager, the person Charlotte is based on, don't know what he things about it

>>20387393

hey who said anything about courts. all you need is for the stockists and resellers to bottle it under scrutiny. remember kodomo no jikan being hastily swept under the carpet

>>20387393
>>arguing that SW would not be satanized by AmeriKKKan courts.

wut.

>>20387494
Its called FAILED MARKETING STRATEGY. There is absolutely no fucking way or reason to market the fucking show in your American standards. And its the companies burden to actually market it to make a buck! Why would the laws step in unless soccer moms were seeing it in their mainstream territory?

>>20387494
>who said anything about courts

>>20387063
>the law

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Wow is is p/a/edophilia around here.

Over 100 posts and one raised the bullshit card or ask for source. You are easy to troll /a/, even with real information.

also, I am OP.

>I'm afraid that /k/ is still a part of 4chan. Try to get any non-channer to watch this pedobait show.
Because we should aspire to be like those great places like GAIA, ANN, Narutofan and toonzone, right?

>>20387548
You should go read up on obscenity cases in the U.S. and see what it takes to actually pull one off.
Strike Witches doesn't even have any sex in it.

>>20387588

if it appears to the reasonable person to be in a grey area of lawfulness and it attracts publicity because of this it might not live very long

p.s. anime fans are not a "reasonable person"

Why would they do anything about Strike Witches?

Remember how something like "Pretty Baby" had no problems when it featured a 11 years old Brooke Shields naked? Or how "The Blue Lagoon" had no problems even if it's main selling point was 14 years old Brooke Shields semi-naked?

>>20387482
If I recall correctly he said something like
>I always knew I'd look pretty as a girl
that was something a fellow anon claimed he said, but all I can say for certain is that he liked it.

>>20387647
But you like everything that they do. The only difference is that you also like shit like this. Why do you think you're not similar to them already?

Hello kids, I am General Chuck Yaeger and I give Strike Witches my personal seal of approval. I think I make a pretty hot chick.

>>20387760
>like everything they do
derp

>>20387760
Well, I'm quite sure I don't like everything they do.
Also, do you really believe /a/ should be like those other places I mentioned? If so, I would ask you to get the fuck out of here and never come back.

>>20387775
Someone posted Strike Witches on his Myspace page. It got deleted and the account that left the comment was banned.

>>20387760
No, I don't. But you look like you do.
Maybe it's not we that have to change, but you that should go to those other boards

I think the only way they could dispel the moralfaggery would be to bump up their ages when actually directly mentioned. And nothing else.

(because really, that's all it would take, it's not like Ezekiel and the Fagbashers are going to take the time to watch the entire thing if all the characters are over 18)

>>20387812
That's awesome but in a completely retarded way.

>>20387720
>I am not a great judge of the law specifically, however I am a better judge of character!

>>20387733

Remember the sorta shitstorm when Dakota Fanning starred in a film called "Hound Dog" where she gets RAPED?

This thread (and the previous threads) prove that Funimation's entire business plan is to troll /a/.