It's ok, you know people like that only exist outside. Rage if you have to then move on.

>vlcsnap-63284.png
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

>I swear to fucking God, I'm going to locate everyone in that godamn video and kill them

Do it, you won't

>>19411661

Fuck you faggot, I go to community college everyday then work at a Sushi Fast Food Restaurant.

Well... I kind of like the Smile.dk reference.

>>19411673

WHY WERE YOU ONE OF THOSE FAGGOTS IN THAT VIDEO?!

FFS

I'll alert the Seattle police

..I hate you for using a Mio pic with that video.

I am happy there are no such Cons in my country.....

I watched the whole thing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY BLOOD PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations! You've completed the Rage God achievement!

Everyone buy guns and meet me in Seattle....

I made it, but I still hate myself for watching it in the first place.

UGH. RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP YOU RUINED THE REST OF MY DAY.

That was hilarious. Maybe if it wasn't staged then I'd rage, but not this time.

>>19411636
Should have ended with the chef going, in the thickest New York accent ever imagined, "You motherfuckers wanna shut the fuck up while I'm trying to work?"

who is this woman and why does she have geass?

>>19411727
>Sakura-Con is an annual three-day anime convention held during March or April at the Washington State Convention and Trade Center in Seattle, Washington.

Plus, no one on /a/ ever really acts on stuff like this. They always just talk like internet tough guys and keep LOL FFFFFFFFFFF RAAAAAAAAAAGEing over something they can't change.

GIRUGAMESH!!

Shit, i thought the jap would rage and cut their fat asses into pieces!
Why didn't he do it... WHYYYY?!

Made it to 0:09
Fell apart.

>>19411797

I concur.
Or a good ol' "SHUT THE FUCK UP" would suffice for me, anything to make it stop.

>>19411636
I have become as unto a god. But... I have lost something. I'm not sure what... but I loved it...

And now it's gone...

>>19411739
I LIKE PANTSU ^_^

>>19411636
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
I CAN'T DO THIS THE WEEABOOISM IS OVERWHELMING

If you don't like it, don't go faggots but....

Things usually start at 10am Friday morning. Registration usually opens around 7am Friday morning.

A schedule should be posted eventually on the sakuracon website

>>19411799
Enquire within

SUCKERACON?

The girl is a liar. Nobody likes J-rock.

>>19411818

It's sad, but there are people who dress like that. There are undoubtedly some here on /a/.

>>19411818
GIRUGAMESH

>>19411636
What you did there Vic, I see it.

Sage for viral marketing.

Wow that was pretty bad.

>>19411818
God that face is gonna appear in my nightmares, I can tell.

>>19411797
i really thought he would do it... he looked really annoyed by those weeaboos!

But maybe he chose Seppuku instead after seeing that.

what the fuck is a GIRAGUMESH or whatever that gigantic faggot said?

Someone should do loop of that Girugamesh guy.

>>19411802
You won't be saying that come the 28th, pal

>>19411797
I watched to the end fully expecting something like that to happen.

Alternate commercial. All thes faggots are shouting out their hobbies, but we don't see them. We only see the face of the chef as a quiet rage builds deep inside him. Finally he just snaps his neck, pulls a shotgun out from under his station, looks up and says "Time for desert!"

>>19411636
I turned off the audio and still raged.

This is what the world thinks about /a/

>>19411937
google it

>>19411962
Why use a shotgun when he has a knife? He can just stab them in the face.

Wow...

>>19411902

>>19411962
FUND IT! NAOW!!!

>courtesy of Vic Mignogna!

There's your answer.

>>19411937
band 1-2 decent songs

>>19411818
I like GIRAGUMESH

its like watching a video of one of my nightmares

AND MANGAAAA

>>19412096
yaoi fangirls

>>19412117

>girls

lolno

Anyone else hoping it was going to end with the Chef saying "Get the fuck out of my store you pasty weeaboos"

>>19411808
I thought the same thing

GIRUGAMESH! I love anime!! AND MANGA!!!!

I'm glad that the con that i attend doesn't use commercials. All spread through word of mouth, and a website. No advertisements at all, and you get actual MATURE anime fans. If they duped to advertising, you would get the retards from this commercial.

Face it guys.
You would fuck this guy.
Full force, in the vagina, mouth, and ass.

>>19412148

Yes.

>>19412148
That's what I was expecting... I am so terribly disappointed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IQpJkiDR8g&feature=related
behind the scenes... FUUU-

Watched it...
FFFFFFFF, death is too good for such faggots...

>>19412180

face. meme. now.

RAGING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW.

Heh...light weights every one of you.

The only reason I bothered myself with this thread was Mio's picture. I raged, good job.

accurate depiction

>>19411818

I failed during that part. And that shit was in 09 so I never reached the 10. And thus, I'm not Rage God.

Are Americans just completely unable to use foreign phonetics?

It's designed towards people who like animu to the point where they make stupid stuff like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_laATrYwTw

Fukken RAGE

Yeah... thanks to this thread, we're going to be making some changes in our security plans.

The admission fee may have to be raised a bit to cover the cost of the PMC we've hired.

>>19412584
oh god, I love /a/

This is the only place I can hate anime and like it at the same time

I raged when I heard that faggot say he loves anime...

>>19412647
Guys with guns is a great way not to scare people away from your con

>>19412579
Anneh-may

>>19412579
Yes

>>19412180
I think you mean girl.
>andmanga.jpg
>andMONGA.jpg
fix'd

>>19412584
OH FUCK THAT SHIT

>>19412579
Kaiji is a moe.

>>19412584
hey its not that bad ... pretty good actually

>>19413030
>HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GO ON AN AMAZING JOURNEY

You fucking lie.

>>19412584
The lyrics are silly, but the singing, editing and effects-work seem pretty good, especially if done by one person.

>>19412584
There's nothing to describe how I feel atm...

I lasted until I heard "J-pop". How long was that?

>>19411636
>>19411818
>>19412096
>>19412584

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SO MUCH RAGE...

S-s-shut up sakuracon! It it's not like I like you or anything!!

>>19413833
wat

I kthink the jap just wanted those idiots out of his shop

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

15 seconds in and I wanted to shoot myself.

and MunGARRRRRR!!!

EEKEEMAAASSS

Oh god I hate american teens.

I stopped at 0.02

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~~~
dude, I usually manage to make myself not rage. I have passed like ALL the stuff /b/ throws at me. and I have not raged.
but this thing...
the only thing that stopped me from closing this was that my hands were busy being ..chewed

No seriously, I expect a terrorist attack at Sakura-con '09

Why do people go to cons anyway? It's not that productive to go anyway.. and the fact that you'll look like a huge faggot in front of others..

Was that Tiffany Grant saying "I love sushi"?

>>19414051
It's a cheap excuse to meet up with people. Depending on the country/region it's very entertaning... for children and teens, then you get bored with it and just go somewhere else.

you know, i was just about to post a thread on what to taint my eyes with since i just got done with laser eye surgery. i watched the entire thing. i think that did the trick.

also, i didn't rage. just felt disgusted. especially as a former ddr faggot.

watched all of it. lol`d.

but now i feel kinda bad for even bothering to watch it in the first place.

I just fucking stopped at the faggot with black lipstick, god damn

>>19414051

Well the Japanese go to cons to see the latest stuff from the publishers. I don't know what American cons have though.

fuck you guys this shit is hilarious.

GAYBAY!
AND MOONGAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Raged 5 seconds in.
Wanted to kill myself 15 seconds in.

I feel too old to go to cons. What's the average age of American con-goers anyway?

Wait, what? I don't get it? The make fun of retarded anime fans in a commercial that's supposed to appeal to them?

Watched the whole thing, no rage. It's not like we don't know these guys exist.

>>19414442
Irony rules the nation

>>19411636
HOLY HELL I'VE GOT TO GO TO SAKURA-CON

GENIUSES IN ADVERTISING

GENIUSES

Shit like this is exactly why I decided not to join my high school's anime club.

>>19414434
Mid-20s.
Tons of die-hard 40-year olds
Lots of Naruto/Bleach Teens

Then there's the casual 20-somethings who try to blend into the background.

I don't think there is a Sakura Con. I think the chef told them that just to make them leave.

GIRUGAMESH

>>19414119
I go to cons if they have good guests. Good guests for me being important creators in the field, not American voice actors.

Everyone focuses on all the manic energy spewed out of the socially-retarded teenagers that seem to speak on the behalf of everyone else.

I go because I get to ask people about the work they've done, the things they like, how they feel about the industry, and so on. I've been to some very interesting panels with some very interesting people.

The problem is that each year the cons get bigger, the programming seems to get worse and worse. The number of polite, quiet fans seems to stay the same while the influx of pocky-fueled, mouth-breathing retards skyrockets.

More and more people flood Vic Mignoggnangnana's gossip panel to talk about yaoi and Ed-kun being kawaii, while Hiroshi Nagahama's panel is empty, his audience half comprised of staff members required to be there.

>>19414051
>>and the fact that you'll look like a huge faggot in front of others..
oh no, the COOL police are watching me!
You wouldn't look like a faggot unless you act like a faggot. If that's hard for you to do, don't blame the convention.

>>19414820
I think we have a con-goer amongst us...

>>19415115
no shit, sherlock
any other brilliant deductions?

>>19414820
But the COOL police are always watching me because I'm in high school!

>>19415400
Haha, what a faggot.

Go back to /cgl/ or wherever the fuck you came from.

>>19415443
but I came from here.

Too short to induce rage. Anyone with the slightest bit of self control could make it through anything that short.

Seattlefag here.
I hate Sakura-Con with a passion.
It brings all of the weeaboos out. They're a fucking embarrassment.

watched entire thing
Ive seen rolls that have made me rage more,try harder faggot

>>19415498

Try Kumori-Con.
It's a little better. The convention-goers have at least a shred of dignity.

>>19415498
It's pretty fucking hilarious outside the Convention Center, though. Seeing all the 17-year-old girls in thongs and acne-ridden neckbeards wearing bathrobes traipsing around the lobby while legitimate business in suits embarrassingly try to find ways around them to get to their meetings.

SARKURA KHAN?

I watched the whole thing. IN HIGH FUCKING QUALITY TOO.

>>19415573

Thing is, I don't see many weeaboos around Seattle at all at any other time of the year.
I've seen one guy wearing a Gurren-Lagann hoodie, and that was it.
I wonder what these faggots do on the other 364 days of the year? Do they hibernate or something?

>>19415621

Well, there is an exception.
I see shameless weeaboos prancing around at the Seattle Uwajimaya and Kinokuniya all the time. But even that isn't nearly as horrible as Sakura-Con.

>>19412584

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL I'M HAVING A RAGE INDUCED HEART ATTACK

Troll commercial?

That´s how far /a/´s influence has spread.

>>19415621
You act like they're supposed to flaunt it everywhere they go. You're on /a/, do you act like that when you go outside? Outside of convention time, they are, for the most part, normal, functioning members of society and you know it.

Stop being incredulous.

>>19412584
>>19412584

It´s thanks to this kinda shit that we have to supress our powerlevels so goddamn hard

Great. Now it's a mii mii.

>>19415728
>Outside of convention time, they are, for the most part, normal, functioning members of society and you know it.

Either that, or they live in their parents' basement and come out once a year.

>>19415728

Or they aren´t

When is this supposed to start airing?
I haven't seen it on TV at all, and I live in Bellevue.
...It'll probably be on the Public Access Channel or some shit.

Why would Edward Elric tell me to go to Sakura Con?

>>19415844
Because he's a guest of honor and he gets to drown in 15-year old pussy all weekend.

>>19412148
i kinda felt like he was saying it with his eyes. get to sakura con- before i put you on a fucking plate and serve you to your parents. also, first person to say waifu is getting deep fried.

Goddamnit, I'm already pre-registered.

Seattlefag here.
Should I go a-trollin'?

>>19416114
What's the point?
The people you go to make fun of already have nothing to lose.

Go to get an Abe sketch.

I'm not angry, just disappointed with you internet.

I lasted 6 seconds

I consider that a personal accomplishment

>>19412252

VIC DID YOU DIRECT THIS COMMERCIAL?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

dear holy god.

>>19416209
I watched the whole thing. I deserve a rage badge.

You're all wimps, I watched the whole thing and didn't rage once.

23 seconds.

It's time to end this shit.

I LIVE IN SEATTLE
I WILL FIND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE FAGGOTS AT THE CONVENTION
JUSTICE WILL BE CARRIED OUT.

this is why people give me weird looks when I go on the announcements to let the 5 people in anime club know that we're not meeting after school today

You must be new here. watched the entire thing and it merely caused slight irradiation in the coral vexus

proof once more that whatever americans do, they look stupid doing it...

>>19415761
>mii mii

>>19412180
Is that really a guy? the voice is way high pitched.

>>19416454
To be honest, no person of any nationality would look smart in this commercial.

>>19416454
>proof once more that whatever weaboos do, they look stupid doing it...
fixed for possible euro fagotry.
My buddies didn't die face down in the mud so you could pretend to be Japanese.

>>19416508
I was referring to the way in which they enjoy anime and manga

WTF is GIRUUGAMESH

So basically this commercial is saying: "You weeaboo faggots should just take a look at yourself, see how dumb you look. Oh and also come to our convention."

AND GANGBANGS!!!!!!!!

Wow /a/ is weak. This is nothing to rage at, especially since it was so staged.

>>19416884
You don't rage at it because you're the same as them. This looks natural to you.

lol that was... that was something alright.

>>19416797
lol'd

Is It wrong it find this hilarious not rageworthy?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HOLY SHIT FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN TODAY!

>>19416944
It's so rageworthy it becomes hilariously rediculous

I did expect him to start stabbing motherfuckers at the end, maybe the final scene being him grinning, covered in blood, presenting sushi made from freshly sliced weaboo.

Hey guys, after marathoning some anime all yesterday and last night, I attempted starting an English essay today, but when I proof read it just now I noticed that I occaisonally put a Japanese honorific behind a name.

>>19416639

From what I've seen on wikipedia it's a Japanese Metal band.

I did lol heartily.