Next time you see him at school say "I see you have a Fate Stay Night wallpaper" and launch into a long monologue about how much you love anime, he will instantly be impressed and you will become friends for life

>>19146699

This.

Do it.

tell him H2O is shit, dont bother watching it.

surprise buttsex

kill him

>>19146699
This. You're fortunate to know someone who likes good stuff. Everyone I know just loves that Naruto/Inuyasha shit.

>>19146734
Afterwards, eat him.

>>19146684
Grab his penis if you can find it. Then PROFIT

Tell him he has shit taste then tell him about how Lucky star is better.

Leave an Archer plushie on his desk with a note that says 'from your secret admirer'.

>>19146776
Careful. Lots of people love that. If we are going to troll him it better be something really shitty and hated by all.

Tsubara Reservoir Chronicles sounds good because OP's asian is probably not a girl.

>>19146699
Or it might just weird him out that you have such a large power level like 99.9% of the times that other people have tried this.

Try to give subtile hints to find the extent of his power level. If he ends up being someone with a relatively small repertoire of shows try to introduce him to other shows and BAM, you have yourself a new animu talkin' buddy. If he ends up being a person with a power level as high as you then proceed to marathon shows together, have long weeaboo rants, etc..

Dress up like sailor moon and bring a body pillow to school with you, once you seee him give him a hug and ask him he's willing to play a game of pretend

>>19147005
Sailor Moon is a fucking faggot

Sailor Mars is better

ignore. although credit for understanding the awesome of archer.

>>19146684
Tell him that Archer is a shit servant and that Gilgamesh is much better.

Try to get him into some actual good stuff.

Steal his laptop enjoy anime.

>Archer from fate/stay night
typical
>H2O Footprints
shit taste. ignore.

Just say this: "I am the bone of my sword."

If he doesn't automatically respond with the next line of the chant, walk away.

>>19147070

If Shirou could win against Gilgamesh then Archer would kick the shit out of him.

I once met a guy who had a Saber desktop.

I ended up introducing him to Tsukihime.

>>19147138
That actually might work if it was not for the fact that if he has no clue what you're talking about you just revealed your powerlevel

I once went to some house and the computer had an Arcueid wallpaper on My Pictures... named Idon'tknowwhoisthis.jpg or something like that.

Fuck you all, water rules!

Do a barrel roll.

>>19148300
If he doesn't recognize the line then you're not revealing shit, if anybody asks just tell him it's something you saw on Sci Fi channel

Play a game of pretend.

>>19146684
email him the train-smash ending of h2o

Anime talkin' buddies are awesome to have when you both have high power levels. Means easy access to all the separate stuff you've downloaded.

There's a guy in one my computer classes that always has weeaboo wallpapers. I saw him with that Konata on the Windows hills wallpaper once. Today it was Miku Hatsune from vocaloid.

Play a game of pretend.

Get him to bend over and shove ice cubes up his ass.

Politely ask him where his God is.

Threaten his life should he ever bring a Tohsaka wallpaper.

This pasty white girl in my class brought her MacBook in today and had her half-naked Sephiroth fanart as her desktop, and she was listening to something from the Naruto OST on her iPod.
How should I approach this situation?

I know that it sounds like those bullshit stories you hear all the time, but this seriously happened this afternoon. It took incredible willpower to stop myself from snapping that thing in half and throwing it out the window. Luckily, I always suppress my power level, so I was able to feign ignorance easily enough, although she may have noticed a twitch developing under my eye.

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>>19148685
How did you recognize a song from Naruto, hmm?

>>19148685

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>>19146887
This

Gather a yank bully mob and beat the foreigner up. This is what america would do.

>>19148685
I suppress my power lever whenever possible. The only topic I'm ever completely honest about is movies, and that's because I'm too eager to make someone else wreck their life watching "The Plague". So, uh. Way to not kill her and her family.

>>19146887
Wait.

What if his Power Level exceeds that of OP?

Save the HCG set into his laptop with a .txt inside telling him that's all he ever need.

>>19148685
>>19148685
Rage aside...here's what you do. Engage her in conversation about anime and rage even harder.THEN break her mac in half and toss it out the window. Then scream, "THAT'S WHAT 3DPIGDISGUSTINGS DESERVE."

>>19146699
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>>19148414
This thread is fucking great

>>19148912
Then proceed with cock sucking and hard drive leeching.

Cast magic missile.

>>19148685
Me again.

>>19148821
She has one of those large, "Classic" iPods, and the backlight was on. I like hearing what sort of music people listen to, so I looked over, and what do you know?I don't remember the song (It was in Romaji), but the album was listed in English.

>>19148933
Again, I suppress my power level at all times. I try to avoid bringing such things up in day-to-day conversation.

Also: this girl is attending the opcoming local anime convention. She's cosplaying. As Sephiroth. She's one of those pseudo-gothic chicks: she has somewhat greasy hair; wears either huge, chained pants or disgustingly tight ones; she's not really overweight, but she has a sickeningly large, flabby ass, probably the result of insufficient healthy food and a lack of exercise; she smells distinctly like pungent feces. She also uses Ye Olde English words ("Thee", "Fiend", "Morrow", etc.), presumably in an attempt to sounds 'cultured', but ends up sounding like a tool.
I'm sorry, /a/. I just can't help but hate her. She is simply repulsive.

>>19149082
So don't approach the situation. Stay away from disgusting people. She's probably thinking the same thing about you, so it evens out.

>>19149082
Tell her to suck your Buster Sword.

>>19149127

It's a small English Lit. class. There is no avoiding anybody.
Anyway, it's unlikely that she finds me as repulsive as I find her. I at least keep up on daily personal hygiene. And, again, I feign ignorance whenever she tries to strike up a weeaboo conversation.

I'm torn between switching classes and setting her on fire.

>>19149082
Ok then. Even easier solution. Follow her home and garrote her with a piece of barbed wire.

>>19149205

No, that's - hang on. That actually sounds like a good plan.

>>19149203
Leave her a small anonymous note simply stating "You Are Disgusting. Everyone thinks so, just look around."
Simple and Effective.

I was a shounenfag until my club friend insisted that Bartender was the best anime in existence.
He's quit anime for good though.

Ask him how he feels about Hamaji

>>19149278

I just might do so.