Hey Joestars,

My name is Dio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are buff, retarded, look-alikes who spend every second of their day trying to master the ripple. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any superpowers by just using a stone mask? I mean, I guess it's fun killing vampires because of your own immunity to sunlight, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than screaming WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best overdrive. I'm pretty much perfect. I was runner of the Hugh Hudson Academy rugby team, and master of my own zombie army. What fightingstyles do you use, other than "emitting ripples from your body"? I can also regenerate, and have a banging steam roller combo (I just used it; Za Warudo was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Stand

Jonathan vs Dio!? FUCK

/r/ you should try harder version

Oh man, that me feel gay all over.

Needs more top-hats and monocles.

/r/ HEY KISAMA

>>19108596
At least these are funny.

>>19108622

tl;dr

/r/ing Hey Kisama version...

>>19108658
Was on ED

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder! I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems, I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

>>19108707
>>19108791
Same

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.


SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>>19108826
I always have to read this pasta to the end. Its so ;_;

Hey World Leaders,

My name is Vladimir, and I'm better than every single one of you. All of your peoples are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day working in the service industry and fighting wars over oil. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever worked for the KGB? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the Russian Federation's people because of your countries' pitifully inadequate natural resources, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than terrorist activity in Chechnya.

Don't be a democracy. Just submit to the Russian bear. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of Russia for two terms, and Prime Minister of Russia and still completely in control. What offices have you held, other than "puppet leader of 51st state of America"? I also get unanimous support from my own people, and have an averagely hot wife (She just blew me; but my mistresses are much better at that). You are all failures who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife

>>19108868ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO?

Always gets me. Always.

>>19108875
I am tempted to start an argument.

>>19108896

Use your reason and bite back those monkey urges.

>>19108868
my personnal fav.

>>19108868
>KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.

highlight of this copypasta.

>>19108868

why am I laughing at this?

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder! I mean… you’re… you’re all so slow and lazy and… N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE’S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I… I think you need to do better! You’re the people who’ve everyone’s forgotten and I… I think you have the great potential to do what’s right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it’s fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don’t want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don’t ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don’t deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do? Other than “fapping” and “being so ronery” which I don’t quite understand, I’m sorry. I also don’t get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who’s fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she’s very short on cash I’m afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! …please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It’s me and my friends.

———–

(’__________________’x)b

>>19108873
Same.

>>19108868
This one on the other hand, makes me laugh every time.

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Hey guys,

My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.

Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!

Pic Related: It's me.

>>19108951
Oh god I can't stop lol'ing at this one.

Bravo anonymous.

/a/ - /b/

>Good Evening Homosexuals

I couldn't even get past this without laughing.

>>19108868
>WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN
this line always gets me

>>19108930
dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>19108868
the images are mixed up...
oh well
[copypasta]
ねえ、同性愛者は、

私の名前は宮本武蔵されており、私はあなたのすべての単一の1つは嫌いだ
。すべての場合は、遅延は、生活者愚かなお尻写真を見て過ごすごとにその


日の第2脂肪されています。すべてを、世界で悪されています。正直言って
、あなたのこれまでの任意の芸者尻をひいたの？私は、私はそれの楽しさ
を推測する独自の不安のために人々の楽しさを意味するが、すべてを全く
新しいレベルにする。これはインターネット上で画像をオフけいれんより悪


いです。

見知らぬ人になるなよ。ただ、最高のショットで私を打った。私はかなり完


璧なんだ。私は日本で最も有名な武士、多くの戦争の始動している。武道
スーパースマッシュブラザーズ以外の戦いは何ですか？また、巨大なカタ
ナと叩いてホットしている芸者のガールフレンド（彼女は私の剣をこすり;
クソの シャープだった）している。あなたはすべての人の同性愛者だけ自分を殺す


必要があります。聞いてくれてありがとう。
[/copypasta]

>>19108951
I love you Anon!

FUCK FUCK FUCK
not your /b/!

>>19109002
/b/ is not funny anymore.
It's swarmed with camwhores and corpses.
I don't go there anymore.

>(her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH WOW

>>19108951
haha oh wow

Fucking faggots. This isn't /b/.

>>19108951
Oh my god

>her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold

Reminds me of ZIMMER. I miss his copypasta...

>>19108596
dude, give the guy a rest
he is dead, we rape his reputation, his face book, there is nothing else we could do far worst to a dead guy now
btw we did use power word on his mom too

>>19108868
>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH

Oh god my sides.

>>19109083
by "we," you mean /b/, the place where all you underage b& should go back to.

>>19109083
>far worst

>>19109083
Wait what? I just thought it was a random picture with some copypasta. What's the story?

>>19109032
Dear Mootle.
Please read this and save my /a/.

Wasn't there one with Casshern?

>>19109114
The guy originally posted it seriously and later died in a car accident.

>>19108951
OH GOD, MY FUCKING SIDES.

>>19109143
thankfully, the utility pole is OK.

>>19109143
honto ni crash

also reported and hidden, fuck off /b/tards

>>19109143
Oh wow. That makes me laugh even harder.

>>19109114
Original pasta came from a tough guy trolling /b/, to then get himself killed on a car accident a week later.
Anon's revenge didn't stop with that event though, and continued to rape his reputation. His mom asked for /b/ to stop, but once you get the hate machine running...

>>19109168
>His mom asked for /b/ to stop, but once you get the hate machine running...
They kept on going? That's pretty low, even for /b/

ugh

>>19109152
Oh, fuck off.

This just proves that anyone who promotes these threads is underage b&. There are only two /a/ related version in this entire thread and it isn't even the OP. Then there's another that's very loosely related and another that's complete /jp/, the other three are all /b/shit.

/a/ hasn't been anime & random for a long time.

>>19109179
It's not low by their standards at all. /b/'s "XD LEGION RAID" shit is infinitely superior to everything else they do, like "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER "

>>19109182
>Oh, fuck off.

Make me.

>>19109179
Revise your definition of /b/

>>19109179
>They kept on going? That's pretty low, even for /b/
You must have missed Mitchell Henderson and the Sandmaster.

>>19109191
Why do you use a tripcode? The only reason I can see is because you're egoistical. You don't need one, you never contribute any original content. That's why you're a shit tier tripfag who should be saged on sight.

>>19109182
originally those /a/ related pastas were ment to be /jp/ content too...

>>19109199
>Sandmaster

The one who watched Naruto? He deserved it for watching shit shows.

>>19109199
Nah, I was on 4chan during those periods. How exactly did his mother ask /b/ to stop? I mean, what were they doing, spamming his facebook or something?

>>19108951
lol'd

>>19109205
>Egotistical

Pretty much yeah, and sage doesnt wqork that way, in fact, reported for misuse after moot fixed it because you retards cant handle it.

But I digress. I'm not going anywhere.

ITT: /b/ was too far to the right

>>19109257
moot never fixed it, he just made it so it took longer to sage again for like 5 days. It's no longer the case.

>>19109257

Stein, stop trolling /a/, it just makes everyone flame and go off-topic more than it already is.

>>19109257
And that's why we hate you. You're a fucking newfag, and yet you think you have the right to be a tripfag. As if you're better than the rest of us. Not only that, but your name is from a shit shounen show. Also, your posts are shit. Stop posting.

>>19109257
tell 'em bro!

>>19109257
>>19109298
Lawl, fighting on the internet.

Why can't we be friends?

>>19109298
>Stop posting

No. newfag is a term used by actual new people. Enjoy. I've been here for 2 years.
>>19109294
I'm stating facts, not trolling, But alright, goodnight.

I LOVE THIS THREAD

>>19109328
>Lawl
You can fuck off too.

>>19109298
>right to be a tripfag.
>You're a fucking newfag
Wow. /a/ has some pretty bad trolls.

>>19109348
No.
The reason I choose to use a tripcode is because I want to be responsible for my posts. If I post, I want /a/ to see it, know that it's me who posted it, and have memories of previous posts to guage against.
Whilst I may be new, the option to tripcode is open to everyone, and my choice to use one represents a commitment to actually be thoughtful and insightful, as opposed to trolling my opinion without justification.

>>19109298
>You think you have the right to be a tripfag. As if you're better than the rest of us.
Hey, as far as I know, tripfags are a level below Anonymous. It's not like it's a privilege or something, anyone can be a faggot if they want to.

>>19108868
I absolutely applaud the genius of the person who originally came up with this

Just the right amount of moon that the average /a/ user understands, just perfect

>>19109401
Not it doesn't, or you wouldn't say stupid things like "lawl." Using a tripcode is about attention and imposing unwarranted self importance onto others, not making thoughtful and insightful posts.

At least, that's how it goes for most tripfags. There's a small handful out of 50 who actually use tripcodes that way and believe me, you're not one of them.

I find it funny you both claim that tripcodes are there for whoever wants to use them for whatever purpose, while another board function - sage - should only be used for the original Japanese purpose .

The most functional property of tripcodes is that you can't be impersonated, thus it is a tool by that creates a safe medium for trusted authors of original content to link their goods, assuring downloaders they are not poorly disguised botnets or trojans. It's not for attention.

>>19109433

I'd hate to shatter your illusions, but it's a lot more than just 50...

>>19109456
It's not really an illusion as much as it is me being too lazy to give a more accurate estimation or say "50+". It's enough that you can't list them all, that's all. Probably less than 200.

>>19109433
I've been a member for like 7 hours, and I slept through 3 of them.
Whether you like it or not, you can't actually stop me using a tripcode. All you can do is harass/troll me for a while, which is more amusing for me than you, as it shows that you actually care about the issue.

In short: you are not the police of the internet, leave me alone and talk about some anime or whatever.

>>19109476
I knew you were fucking new. I thought it might have been a tripcode I just never previously paid attention to and now did because you were using the email field, but your posts were suspiciously faggy as well.

Lurk more. The last thing you do when you're a newfag is don a tripcode, jesus christ.

>>19109472

It's sadly more than 200. More like 300...

Even assuming most of these are one-time troll tripfags...

>>19109550