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    18 KB Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)22:59 No.17749384  
    What does /a/ think of twilight?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:00 No.17749409
    sucks ass imo
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:00 No.17749410
    Shitty animu, even worse manga
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:00 No.17749411
    sage for shit
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:01 No.17749440
    /a/ - mormons
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:01 No.17749444
    only niggers read
    >> 'Rei !YbEJUN2Ens 01/06/09(Tue)23:01 No.17749450
    Wasn't a fan of the novel or the live-action movie.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:01 No.17749459
    gtfo
    >> Thelostcup 01/06/09(Tue)23:01 No.17749467
    Underrated time of day
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:02 No.17749483
    is it death note cover ?
    >> Matsuda !!rBmxSu8PJJy 01/06/09(Tue)23:02 No.17749498
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    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:02 No.17749505
    I prefer sunrise, myself.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:03 No.17749520
    Twilight is the best novel ever IMO
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:03 No.17749527
    KYAA~ EDWARD-SAMA IS SOOOO KAWAII~~~ ^_______________________________^
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:03 No.17749533
    >>17749498
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:03 No.17749535
    not /a/ related gtfo
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:05 No.17749574
    >>17749498
    WRIST BUTTS!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:05 No.17749579
    what if it was an animu?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:05 No.17749586
    bump for awesome novel
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:06 No.17749622
    >>17749579
    It'd be saged into oblivion.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:07 No.17749635
    /a/ doesn't think of Twilight.

    also sage
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:11 No.17749740
    sage
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:14 No.17749816
    I hated it. i couldn't stand that like every other page the main character would take like a full page to describe how god like her boyfriend looked. Im sure he was good looking and all, but come no..... i read 30 pages and stooped. i knew i wouldn't be able to take 4 books of this.
    >> 'Rei !YbEJUN2Ens 01/06/09(Tue)23:15 No.17749846
    It'd be cooler if Dio was the lead instead of Edward.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:15 No.17749861
    >Twilight
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:16 No.17749887
    >>17749816
    You should play the Twilight drinking game. Everytime the author makes you pray for a swift end to all things, take a drink.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:17 No.17749909
    i liked it, but the last book end was shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:19 No.17749960
    >>17749384

    My best friend died because of this crappy book. I bet him 200 bucks he couldn't finish the first book taking a shot of whiskey every time he read the word "golden", "smoldering", "angel" or "greek god." Poor bastard died of gross alcohol poisoning before chapter three.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:20 No.17749986
    >>17749960
    that made me laugh

    also sage
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:21 No.17750013
    >>17749887
    I think I would die of alcohol poisoning about forty pages in.
    >> Aniki !OOO/QndbdU!!HGX/EcZkFVo 01/06/09(Tue)23:21 No.17750014
    >>17749887
    I just got alcohol poisoning.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:21 No.17750017
    >>17749527

    GO AWAY 40%
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:21 No.17750018
    >>17749846

    I chuckled at the idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:22 No.17750055
    I present to you "Twilight", in one compact post.

    Bella: New school! Oh look pretty man!
    Edward: I loathe you.
    Bella: You don't mean that.
    Edward: You're right. I find your blood extremely sexy. You have the sexiest blood I've ever sniffed.
    Bella: You're sparkly! I love you!
    Edward: *sparkles* I love you!
    Bella: You couldn't possibly love me as much as I do you!
    Edward: *sparkles* I don't deserve your love!
    Bella: Why do you love me?
    Edward: *sparkles* You shouldn't love me!

    Repeat till fade.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:22 No.17750065
    >>17749887
    Adverb abuse also means you take a drink.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:23 No.17750069
    >>17749887
    or alternatively, everytime the author describes how beautiful Edward is, take a drink.

    References to Edward's Beauty: 165
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:23 No.17750084
    >>17749960

    i lol'ed
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:23 No.17750091
    you do understand that all twilight fans must SURELY be into necrophilia?
    that's what the books about
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:24 No.17750116
    >>17750055
    You forgot the spine breaking sex, the spine breaking labor, the cesarean section via teeth, and the werewolf x vampire interspecies pedophilia.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:24 No.17750120
    reported take this shit out of anime board
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:25 No.17750148
    >>17750116
    Yeah, but that was in the last book, so I figured I could leave that out.
    >> 'Rei !YbEJUN2Ens 01/06/09(Tue)23:26 No.17750150
    >>17750018
    And fuck the whole werewolves idea. Alucard would replace Jacob and then Alucard & Dio would be bros for life.
    >> Waffleman !!lEcQTlQ/zVh 01/06/09(Tue)23:26 No.17750154
    >>17750091
    Hey, Vampires can be hot. I just don't want no fucking glitter in my eyes.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:26 No.17750166
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    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:26 No.17750167
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    >>17749960
    win.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:27 No.17750168
    Twilight is a completely worthless clusterfuck excuse for a novel. Fuck Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:27 No.17750170
    >>17750116

    wait, seriously? that's in there?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:27 No.17750180
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6d5YLGgYtM
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:27 No.17750182
    It would make a good anime. I hope they make the adaption soon.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:27 No.17750190
    >>17750148
    yeah, but that is the most WTF part of the series. I asked my sister who actually reads this drivel if it was true and my brain exploded a little when she said it was then started gushing over Edward.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:27 No.17750192
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    >>17750170
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:28 No.17750197
    I only meant to stay awhile.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:29 No.17750228
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    >> Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)23:29 No.17750232
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    >>17750116
    Speaking of that blood-drinking telepathic demonspawn piece of jailbait...
    >> Waffleman !!lEcQTlQ/zVh 01/06/09(Tue)23:31 No.17750291
    Vampires used to be fucking cool, man. They were all about class and seduction. Anne Rice fucking ruined them and Meyer ruined them again.

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