After a few months together, and having been hastily kicked out of my mother's house, I felt the need to pry into her past. I had assumed that I was the fifth guy she had had sex with. She had said that I was only her third boyfriend, but had also told me about two other guys she had sex with. When she told me she had been with 10 other guys it hurt badly. Thinking about it, that's only slightly more than one a year for the nine years she'd been sexually active before meeting me. At the time however, all I could think about was what a slut she was. It almost ruined our relationship. I started calling myself Eleven online and even physically cried about it. I felt betrayed. I wondered why I didn't even rank in the "top ten." But eventually I've gotten over it.

Women are just given more opportunities to have sex then men. This is even more so when we don't make any effort at all. It's not like I could have expected my wife to never have sex for 26 years when I had sex with her within weeks of knowing her. I still get jealous from time to time. She'll off hand mention one of her old boyfriends, or talk about a sexual act I didn't participate in, but that's not what defines our relationship.

So you banged a slut. That's nice.

hurm..

I still wish I would have played the field a bit more before marriage. In this society it's pretty emasculating when you've been with so few women, and it's still sometimes a sore spot of mine that my wife is so much more experienced than me. But it was my fault, I can't blame her for me not having more relationships.

If I can find a woman, you can too. Stop pretending that you're better than human. You're not. The sooner you can accept people for who they are, even if they're not the pure moeblobs from your favorite 2D fantasy world, the sooner you'll be able to find someone to make you truly happy. I was lucky my wife came to me, otherwise I would still be living at my mom's masturbating to cartoons. You guys probably won't be so lucky. You need to take those first steps and meet some people.

I wish you all the best of luck.

Inb4 BelAir.

Also, OP is an 11.

>>17106659
>Eleven

I know, copypasta. Still, does it feel like you're really Japanese?

coal story, bro.

copypasta tl;dr

>I'm probably one of the older guys here
How does it feel to be still a virgin at that age?

This just in: we don't give a shit. The ronery fags just want to wallow in their misery, and the rest of /a/ just wants to get rid of this crap. And the trolls only find it mildly amusing.

So you're both sluts. That's nice, get out.

>>17106682
I used to want to be Japanese. I think it's common knowledge that when you feel you don't fit in you look for other cultures that you feel would accept you even if in actuality they're extremely xenophobic and you would be even more ostracized than you are now.

And this was long before Code Geass.

is this copypasta? either way it must really suck to imagine your wife with some other guy's cum all over her face, and then realise that you aren't imagining it and it really happened.

I'm so depressed I feel like sharing my history with you fellow anons, maybe this will make all of you think it twice before abandoning the security of your basement

I was once a generic hikikomori/NEET, until I realized I wanted to do something with my life, so I went to high school and graduated, but by that time I had already lost 3 years of my life

Last summer I went to college, I tried to be friendly but the girls who sat near me where total assholes and didn't wanted to talk to me (yes, I did tried to talk to them), one day I went to school and someone else was already on my seat, since it was a shitty place and everyone around me hated me I didn't gave a shit and searched for a new place.

Due my last failure I didn't try to talk to anyone there, but we had to do teams for a class, and then it happened, a pair of nice cute girls asked me to be on their teams, I smiled and said "yes"

After class, they asked me to go to lunch with them, I once again smiled and agreed, I had finally made some friends... (continues on the next post)

>>17106806
>Last summer I went to college
There's your problem. College is a place full of bro faggots and sluts.

Nothing wrong with being a virgin brah

But being a loud, obnoxious and annoying virgin ain't good.

No one cares, just fuck off.

lol jealous virgins

I'm 22 and I've only slept with one guy, and he was the only one I've had a romantic relationship with.
I'm not extremely ugly or something, but I don't get hit on constantly. I never get asked out. I never even get guys in bars to buy me drinks. I don't even know how to flirt.
So stop giving me this bullshit that I have a million opportunities to get laid. And yes, I really do want to get laid. Badly.

>>17106677

Cool story bro.

>>17106806
proceed

>>17106910
Where are you from?

>>17106630

Cool story, its the resume of which book?

>>17106806
Now, since that was the pre-classes course (don't know how to explain it, but it's like a "this is how classes will be, but this aren't real classes) we got separated when the real classes were assigned, we all got on different class rooms

Now, I made more friends at my new class, but I didn't really keep that much, then one day I meet one of the girls, we talk a bit and agree on going out some day

time passes and we talk a bit more, I kind of develop this feeling for her, so I man up and ask her out... She agrees.

We go out a few times, so I decide it's time to tell her how I feel, I search for a romantic place, I suck a friend's cock to have him lend me his car, I prepare some music, I save up for a fucking month and ask her out on that day, she agrees and everything is ready (continues next post)

Girls don't find guys like us attractive. Most girls in high school and college want to get the bad boy type. They're not looking for someone to spend their lives with, they're looking for who has the nicest clothes, cars, or body. But once they graduate and get into the real world they quickly loose interest in that stuff. They start looking for guys who can provide stability and wont treat them like all they guys they used to date. They're looking for guys who won't cheat on them. They're looking for guys like us.

So we get the used goods from the alpha males. Shit sux. But still in the end it's better to be an eleven than a zero or an hero.

Just try not to be too disgusting for long enough and eventually someone will settle for you.

I guess that's what I was trying to get at with the OP.

>>17106910
Just stop being a gay.

>>17106962
Do not answer this question.

>>17106968
Just type it all in Notepad and copy and paste.

The suspense is killing me!

>>17106962
massachusetts, not far from Boston. I was in Boston today even. So it's not like it's a dead boring place.

>>17107020
I lol'd.

What's a girl?

>>17106910

For this time being, I'll adopt a temporary tripname. Only Athens support that "women can get laid anytime LOLOLOL"

>>17106979

Women are not like beers or PVC figure boxes. Also, only the butthurt VIPPERS at 2ch are concerned about a woman's virginity. That's... overrated, for a lack of a better word

>>17107063

A type of parasite

>>17106968
The night comes and I arrive at her house at the appointed hour, she's pretty and I'm even wearing a new jacked that everyone had already told me it looked good on me (I never asked them, they just told me out of nothing).

We go out and have the best date of my life, we talked about lots of shit.

My plan was to tell her after taking her to her house (at hitch's style), but she told me that she didn't want to go to her house, that maybe we could just drive around the city listening to music, my heart skipped a beat.

After countless hours of driving around, some silence moments (not akward silence, it was "we need no words" silence) I finally got the balls to tell her. (ends in next post)

>>17107020
saved.

>>17107006
Haven't read this retard thread, just dropping in.

And yeah, dude, it is fucking SHIT in Boston.

>>17106802
I don't think that's ever happened. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. Unless maybe by accident when she was giving them head. I myself have only done it once, and that too was on accident while I was getting too much enjoyment from the cleavage of her breasts.

She has told me of things that still to this day bother me, but I'd rather not dwell on that.

>>17107107
if you stop with the goddamn skipping lines you could fit in much more text per post

Should have fucked your mom. THEN I'd be interested.

>>17106910
... go back to bed garfield.

sure is nighttime /a/ in here

>>17107006

Girls still have the option of posting their location on 4chan and being hit on. :P

>>17107094
Virginity is only overrated in the minds of women because they associate it with pain. Men are obsessed with it. I really regret never having had sex with a virgin.

>>17107134
>I'd rather not dwell on that.
Do you do the cleaning in the house? Because you seem to sweep a lot of issues under the rug.

Look, I don't care at all.

The joys of being asexual and having little to no sex-drive.

Boston = fucking evil

>>17107110

>>17107183
you also have that option, just pretend to be a girl

>>17107165
The board code looks at the amount of characters in a post, not newlines.

>>17107107
I tell her and she says nothing... I keep driving. I have no idea how much time passed, but I finally told her "I... I have no idea what the silence means, just say anything", she tells me that she has no idea what to say (lol irony), after a few more minutes she asks me "What would you do if I where to never talk to you again?", my answer is "I don't know", I keep driving.

Time keeps going, she hasn't really answered yet but I already know the truth, she doesn't feel the same for me, after my trying to come up with some shit (which I believe was quite some good shit, I must say) I can see that she's between scared and angry, I ask her if she wants me to take her to her house, she says "yes"

I take her to her house and she tells me that she hasn't had enough time to think about it, and asks me to give her until monday (we went out on friday night, at the time she told me that it was saturday around 5:30 am), I tell her that I don't want to wait so she tells me that if she were to give me an answer at that moment the answer would be "let's keep our friendship", I finally agree to wait, but I tell her to remember well that I don't want to (guess it didn't end, but there's not much left so it'll end in the next post)

>>17107208

Enjoy your failed relationships/roneriness.

>/b/

>>17107208
same here, I honestly couldn't care less about losing my virginity

>>17107230
Why would I want a relationship?

>>17107200
I've had sex with a virgin. Worst sex ever. It may be due to the fact she was also the pushiest bitch in bed ever. Like a rookie drill sergeant.

>>17107205
They're only issues if I make them.

>>17107228
Typical female bullshit. You should've gotten that bitch into an accident to teach her a lesson.

Rejection is OK to deal with. It's playing all these little faggy games that I can't stand is what pisses me off about women. Just grow some balls (Especially if you're the feminist type. Go ahead and prove your superiority then.) and come out with it.

>>17107277

To feel loved. They're not all about sex, or even a simple friendship + sex equation.

>>17107230
>Enjoy your failed relationships/roneriness.

Didn't you read the part about me not caring? Jesus, people are so fucking shallow minded and idiotic.

>>17107205
They're only issues if I make them into one.

Next monday comes, I search for her at school but she's apparently avoiding me.

Tuesday morning, I talk to her a bit, but nothing related, she doesn't seem to want to touch the issue, I can feel the pain running through my body

Wednesday comes, she's with her friends and I tell them to GTFO, I finally force her to talk to me about it, she tells me that she doesn't want a relatin at the momment, I ask her "How long will "at the momment" last?", she doesn't answer, she then tells me that she appreciates me too much as a friend, I ask her if my friendship is so important to her that she preffers not to talk to me again rater than being my girlfriend, she doesn't answer... Her class starts, she leaves.

Haven't talked since that day...

;_;

Obvious troll is obvious.

>>17107230
ITT We impose our opinions on other people.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one

>>17107228
>I tell her that I don't want to wait
Critical error

>>17107322
I don't think you understand.

Some of us don't care about being loved.

>>17107329

No, I didn't. I read "asexual" and went into troll mode. I apologize.

>>17107350
I think your approach was over the top. You should learn to gracefully exit.

>>17107405
It wouldn't have made any difference.

>>17107399
Oh Jesus, don't start apologizing. Not here. Not on 4chan. I don't think I can handle this type of shit. Not tonight. Not without some goddamn coffee.

>>17107350
Too pushy. Just go with it. What you should have done is instead of talking to her the next day is to go talk to one of her female friends first.

Mind games.

>>17107322
Eh, I have a loving family. Other than that I don't care about having a girlfriend nor do I ever feel lonely.

>>17107405
No. He did the right thing, which is to confront the issue.

>>17107396
lol dude speak for yourself. I want to be adored.
But in terms of sex, realistically, the kind of whores that I could bag aren't worth the shit (and anyway sex is for poor people.)

>>17107396

Then, you wouldn't care about becoming a genocide/rapist/an hero/whatever

>>17106968
>>17107107
>>17107228
>>17107350

Girl: "Boy, it sure is nice of you to take me out to all these romantic places, just the two of us, having fun together. Surely, this all doesn't mean anything does it?"

Anon: "I like you"

Girl: "Wait...What?"

Poor anon. ;_;

>>17107350
You really need to be more patient. You're practically forcing a girl to decide. You have to pursue the friendship crap and only slowly get more intimate. You don't outright demand to know if a girl is interested in you romantically. It takes time before emotional bonds can form because people are not so quick to trust and relax.

>>17107433
Protip: they all think you're gay.

>>17107428
Babe, my dick is caffeinated, baby yeah

>>17107350
Argh. I hate it when people like you say "BAAAAAAW ONE GIRL TURNED ME DOWN NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME, OR YOU FOR THAT MATTER." There was a girl I was hopelessly in love with back in high school; she turned me down. Does that mean I've given up on ever finding love? FUCK NO.

There's a quote that's relevant here. I have no idea who said it originally, and it's probably a hilariously inaccurate paraphrase, but whatever: "If she was that one in a million, well, there's four like her in New York, two in Los Angeles, and three in London." (Or, given that this is /a/, six in Tokyo.)

>>17106910

don't become a slut, please...

>>17107442
No, he should realize when she mentions not wanting to talk again and start avoiding just because she got asked out, to move on because she's not worth it as a person.

>>17107490
All of that happened in a span of about 4 or 5 months

There was a gap of around 2 months between our first date and when I told her that I liked her

>>17107475
I'm pretty sure I did speak for myself.

>>17107484
That's some pretty shoddy logic you're going off there pal.

>>17107513
Too late. Used goods.

>>17107490
All of that happened in a span of about 4 or 5 months

There was a gap of around 2 months between our first date and when I told her that I liked her

>>17107533
RAPE RAPE RAPE

lol idiots ITT

Fight
Magic
Item
--> Flee

old copypasta is old and stale, how did this possibly still turn into a thread?

srsly, wtf.

>>17106910

>So stop giving me this bullshit that I have a million opportunities to get laid. And yes, I really do want to get laid. Badly.

If you have a vagina:

"Hey you wanna have some casual sex, no strings attached, just for the hell of it?"

There you go, sex.

If you're a man, go win the lottery or something, otherwise you're doomed to forever be a virgin.

GOD DAMN IT I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK IN ONE PIECE NOT FUCKING BOND OVER CHICKS WHO BROKE HEARTS

>>17107586
Ha! Good to see you back.

>>17107518
While I agree that he needs to move on, I still think it was right of him to force her into a decision. Dumb games and silly euphemisms only complicate matters.

>>17107490
If you're in the friend zone, gg

>>17107591
Why is it that whenever anybody posts more than one paragraph at a time it's assumed it's copy pasted?

You never read that before, because I never wrote it before.

>>17107638
As far as I can tell you have about a week before getting railroaded into the friends zone

>>17107513
I've tried, but I just can't relax enough around a guy whose a stranger to me.
I admit I occasionally get hit on by some literally disgusting nerds. I love nerdy guys but I'll avoid anyone whose clearly insane or doesn't shower.

>>17106630
>>17106659
>>17106677
Someone's seen Chasing Amy.

>>17107656
Even if you're the chef, copypasta is still copypasta.

>>17107616
Hey there, I'll reply to your email tomorrow. I expect you to sample a fine cigar by this year's end.

>>17107513
This. Don't become a slut >>17106910. It's only a temporary solution to loneliness anyway, those girls who sleep around aren't any less lonely.

uh i went out with a girl one on one for movies, dinner, random stuff. i dont think she consider it dates, and i didnt either. but i told that i liked her after 2 years of going out with her.

turns out she wasnt ready for a relationship and she only saw me as a friend. huh. ah well. happened 2 years ago, so i haven talked to her since she seems to ignore me.

i started talkin to a new girl like 3 months ago.. we hit off pretty fast. im not sureif we were flirting with each other, since im not sure of its definition. got her number and email. didnt hear from her for 3months, until i got a call from her, she changed for her email and number so she updated me. we hit it off again and i ask her out. she said yes.

part of me felt it was too good to be true, so i asked her if she had a boyfriend [partly cautious, mostly for lulz] turns out she does. but they guy trusts her so he doesnt mind she goes out with me.


Also, 3 girls confessed to me after MIA for 3 years, saying they had a crush on me [ 3 unrelated girls] when they were younger. but they were afraid to tell me before coz they were afraid of rejection. but they felt i should know now, since they got over me.

tl: dr
i dont understand whats goin on, and i dont care.
Fujibayashi Ryou is mai waifu

>>17107684
>I've tried

Please don't... ;_;

>>17107726
>don't make it so much so that she'll only think of you as such. Be a friend but make sure to know that you can be and want to be more.

explain please

I don't get you guys. Instead of having girls come up to you, you should go up to them. Any girl that goes up to a guy is more likely to be a slut (Not saying they're all sluts, just more LIKELY to be). Also, I think you guy's put too much of your emotions onto a girl before actually getting to know her. When you see a girl you might like, talk to her about stuff you like and see if you have a lot of likes and dislikes in common. After you feel that you've talked to her enough to know that she's that she is actually nice and has very similar interests to you, then that's the time you should ask her out on a date. If you befriend them first and get to know them for a while, then you can make a better judgment on whether they're really a slut or a nice decent girl. (and when I mean get to know her, I mean talk to them for about two to three weeks at least) Also, when you're being a friend, don't make it so much so that she'll only think of you as such. Be a friend but make sure to let her know that you can be and want to be more.

>>17106910
damaged goods.

>>17107718

>but they felt i should know now, since they got over me.

What the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>17107610
OH SURE it's just THAT easy
you're delusional if you think most guys won't say "what the hell is wrong with you? No, you stupid slut"

>>17107773

>talk to her about stuff you like and see if you have a lot of likes and dislikes in common
>talk to her about stuff you like
>stuff you like
>/a/

So, the dilemma is to show some of your true self and be rejected for freakiness or hide your powerlevels and be rejected for not trusting

>>17107851
I'm with you fem/a/non.>>17107610 obviously has never been laid

>>17107851
Are you open to the idea of online relationships? Have you asked your male friends for bachelors they know? I'm curious to know how many eligible men are in your pool.

>>17107893

That raises a question: Where do this mindset comes from?

>>17107718
>tl: dr
>i dont understand whats goin on, and i dont care.

chuckled and signed.

people are weird.

>>17107851
Why don't you just, you know, not care as much about it? Then you wouldn't have to stoop to such hypothetical lows anyway. I'm not saying insulate yourself against all human contact. Something more moderate.

Well, apparently I proposed to this girl when I was younger, think, grade 1 or something like that. A few years pass and I met her again at a family barbeque, and she comes up to me, and asks if I remember her. I was pretty shocked to as I don't often to talk girls, ones that quite attractive at this. So there we were, just the two of us standing there, oblivious to the little kids running around, jumping in and out of the pool. I reply with an embarrassed, and quiet, "...Um...Not really.."

She looked a little disappointed, but then reminded me that I proposed to her when we were little. She had this smile on her face when she was talking about it, saying that she hasn't gone out with anyone at all yet, and I practically melted right there.

Anyways, she went back to play with the rest of the people, there and I just stood there for a while, a bit shocked. I talked to her a bit after that, but never really got her number or e-mail.

I wonder if she's still waiting for me anon... ;_;

>>17107006
woah, liek, me too!!!

>>17107817
yea exactly. the first one was mindblowingly stupid.
the second and third time. part of me felt that they were trying to mindfuck me.

either way, they're all gone now so who gives a fuck

>>17107893
>>17107851
If you know any guys who aren't in a relationship and you approach them and ask them to a party or out for a drink you have a 50/50 chance of them saying yes. Of that you have a 75% chance that you can get them to fuck you by the end of the night. If you wait until the second date those odds go up to 99.999~%

Giving dating advice to women is so easy. I know this because I'm the OP and this is exactly what my wife did.

>>17107913
She was waiting, but you ruined it

>>17107851
Obviously you've never encountered the male population outside of /a/.

>>17107773
>talk to her about stuff you like and see if you have a lot of likes and dislikes in common

Oh ho ho ho, but it is not that simple my dear anon.
Most of the people here barely even have any other interests other than anime. So that forces them to either reveal their power level, which is never a good idea unless you know as a fact she has a power level as well, or run into a boring conversation with no real substance to it. I myself am I programmer, and while there are SOME girls in the CS program at my uni none of them would consider what I happen to be coding at the moment interesting.

Fucking hell, since when did /a/ turn into Oprah?

>It started to change me.

There's where you went wrong. Come back to me in 10 years when you can't stand the women you are married to. Your kids are eating away your money, as you watch your hopes and dreams float away.

>>17107898
I've gone on dates with guys from dating sites. After a while, the dates all seemed exactly the same, and 90% of the time it turns out to be some dipshit who just wants sex so he pretends to be something he's not.
>>17107910
Lately I've just plain stopped trying. I just figure if I get my failure of a life together first, only then could I afford to focus on finding some one. But I can't really help that I have a really strong sex drive. I'm watching porn inbetween posts.

>>17107943

No. She was lying. The little kids were hers

>>17107983
You're implying that it wasn't at some point.

>>17107987

Well, then make lots of money you can't spend because you're too old and lonely to enjoy it

....but....3D women are pig disgusting!!!

Takumi.jpg

>>17107971

>Most of the people here barely even have any other interests other than anime.

This. Used to talk a lot with kids in my class, but after moving around, a lot, anime was the only thing that was a constant for me, so I got more and more into it, and put less effort into socializing and making friends.

Now when I try, it's mostly just awkward silence because I don't know what to talk about or say to the other person.

>>17108065

>>17107998
Amen to getting failure life together. I'm currently on a year long self improvement plan which involves learning to play an instrument, hitting the gym and investing a lot into the stock market.

>>17107998
Pray tell what manner of pornographic material are you viewing? Do the individuals involved show their ankles?

And why don't you just get off with one of those new fangled sex toys they have these days? I heard they're pretty much guaranteed orgasms.

>>17106630
cool story, bro

>>17106630
Bo-ring!

Every guy a girl meets is worthless and vice-versa. That's the way the world works.

Dammit /a/. Thanks for reminding me how ronery I am.

Last week, I went out. This is a rare occasion, however, it was my friends 20th, so I didn't mind. However, about half an hour into it, I was silently sitting on my own, drinking a beer, when all of a sudden, these two girls (I'd personally give them an 8/10) decide to sit next to me. One was a blond, the other a brunette. The blond then, for some reason, decides to talk to me. She leads the conversation of course and we talk about some random topics. A few video game-related ones as well, which made me feel a bit more comfortable. However, once we've 'finished' with one of the topics, there would be a bit of an awkward silence until she brought something else up. Eventually, I realize that we both go to the same college and are even going to be repeating the same class next semester. As the night progresses, we continue talking, and she seems genuinely interested in me. But, I was too shy to do anything about it. I think she may have been slightly disappointed. However, as she left, she said "I'll see you in class" and waves. My heart melted and when I got home, I felt depressed that I didn't do anything.

PS, I'm also ronery DK /a/non.

>>17108088

>investing a lot into the stock market.

Enjoy losing your money, due to the economic crunch.

>>17108088

Enjoy breaking windows, dropping gym and losing money with the current economical crisis

>>17108094
I'm watching a fantasy rape video actually. I'm not sick enough to watch the real thing. This one, specifically:
http://www.xvideos.com/video21436/guy_tied_up_while_watching_a_doctor_rape_his_girl_fanasy_

I have a fucking COLLECTION of dildos but there's just not substitute for the real thing

>>17108081
This is the opposite as far as I'm concerned. But then again my interests are pretty niche regardless. I have an amateurish interest in classical (early romantic period remains my favourite because i'm a bit of a noob to such things), books (i honestly can't see how anyone could not want to spend at least a few hours a day reading, i absolutely love it - fiction and non-fiction), history obviously (classical, renaissance, specifically venetian - also middle ages byzantium), restaurants and lots of other shit.

No matter how many interests you have. You'll still be geared towards introverted ones if your character is that way inclined.

>>17108119
>>17108129

Oh yeah, I've lost over $3000 already. I barely have enough money to pay for school now much less anime merchandise. But I hope it pays off in 10 years and since I'm young without a girlfriend I can make it all back.

>>17108170
Well, I think it's already giving some learning experience. PROTIP: Research before you invest

>>17108119
You can make small amounts of money on the stock markets if you invest wisely regardless.
In other words buying cheap and selling when the value increases, its risky but can pay off..

>>17108142
lol, the subs are quite funny actually, porn is so ridiculous.

Speaking from your own experience though, isn't sex with someone you love a lot better?

>>17108117
You haven't ruined it yet, next time you see her make sure to greet her before she greets you, and ask her for her phone number and mail, do it for your fellow anons ;_;

>>17108238

Hello there. I agree on that

>>17108222
Is shortselling still allowed or what? Could make money that way.

>>17108142
Real rape videos are somewhat arousing, I highly suggest you muster the courage to watch one. It's quite an experience.

>>17108222
Yup, I put around $18k into banks and oil and gas about a month before the crash. Completely learned my lesson.

I understand that i have a responsibility, according to my gender role, to close the distance between myself and POI. But twice (small sample size, so to me this seems frequent) I have quit pursuit of a relationship because I thought I felt a negative sign, only to have it revealed later to me that it was either trivial, unintentional shit or that she was toying with me.

If it were just "live and learn," it'd be simple. But an /a/non doesnt quite have that stamina of ego. We will close the gap, but it's the girl's responsibility to present the gap in a clear manner.

>>17108238
absolutely. I'm just not secure enough to fuck guys I haven't built an intimate trust with. It's always better when a girl can relax and be herself during sex.

>>17108280

they dont exist though.

Why the fuck is this shit still alive?

>>17108322
Just like how snuff films and CP videos don't exist, right?

Please stop calling it "investing." The stock market is just gambling pure and simple.

>>17108239
I guess. I'm begging that we are in the same lecture or tutorial. Next time I see her, I plan on approaching her.

>>17108341

Many Mexicans thought that way in 1986. Tequila effect, domino effect, etc.

>>17108341
Well, you could just buy into index funds and minimize the risk, as well as beat most people who pick their own stocks.

>>17108280
it's not really courage, it's just guilt that by watching it I'm supporting it. I don't actually want to see people get hurt.
I'm fine with the fake shit, thanks

/a/ - Business & Economics

You know, I've been thinking. You get a lot of time to think as you flash false smiles to scum who pay for junk food with food stamps despite they don't have enough money. But my question for most anyone I meet is "Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing".

Seriously, nothing anyone does seems to make sense to me. Okay, you're homeless, I get it. Then why the fuck did you decide to have five kids? Yeah, groceries are expensive. So why the hell did you just buy all this shoddy junk food? All right, gas is expensive too. So why are you driving forty minutes from the country in your massive SUV? Oh, it's your exit now? Then why are you in the far left lane right now? Yup, you're a fat fuck all right. Any reason why you continue, then, to engorge yourself? Aww, you're retired and taking your only trip outside of the day. Anything else you're living for?

I look around and I'm just dumb founded at how people operate. Especially their lives in general. As though it's all set out for them before birth; go to school 'til you're 18, get a job/go to college, go dating, get a girlfriend, make her your waifu, whip up some more data for the census, then spend twenty years being a general leech. But why? Why is it I have to spend a quarter or my life preparing to be myself? With retirement in there that mean I spend half my life being fucking useless and the other half toiling away.

And why should I have to go out dating? Where's the romance? Where's the love? Am I a penguin, out waddling around looking for the nearest piece of ass? Call me a romantic, but wouldn't it all seem a bit smoother with a bit of chance? If anything, the part of the OP that charmed me the most was that the woman took the initiative. What if the kind of girl I'd like would be so courageous? Am I to be lonely, then? Of course it sickens me that the OP settled for, as stated, the first piece of ass? No offense, I'm sure you're quite a lovely couple.

>>17108405
What I want in a woman makes it possible for me to love her and forgive her for whatever she does. Anything less, and I would come to hate her. But after I do find a woman, why does there need to be anything else? It all just seems so superfluous. I'd have a woman I love, so why should we have to get married? What, just because we're supposed to? At the end, was the entire courtship applied so we could get married benefits on our taxes? Was the entire purpose of our relationship to save money, add another link to humanity and die? Where's the love? If that's how it is, then we may as well just skip it all and start arranging marriages again.

And then on the point of kids, I mean, I like kids and I'd probably make for an Akio-esque father and all, but maybe I'm just selfish. Looking around, everyone's life after the child just stops indefinitely. No more romance, no more fun. Just meaningless days in and out. That may be a nice sounding life for livestock, but I'd like to do more than all that. I want to have an endless whirlwind romance, one that makes everyone around us envious and jealous. I want to run around, learning, experiencing, doing whatever the fuck I want to do. I mean, what has this life given me so far? A computer and a shitty job that kills me. Coming to think of it, I think maybe I'll skip the new computer for now and quit to spend the next few months bumming around.

And the worst thing? The part that pisses me off the most. The straw that broke the horse's back? I try to tell this to any fucker out there, and they have the gall to chuckle and spout the canned response "Oh, I use to think like that. But you'll even out eventually". Thanks for the advice, I didn't need any of those dreams or ambitions anyways.

Why. Why, why, why, why, why. Someone just tell me what the fuck is going on here.

>>17108396

Horo is /a/ related, so fuck off

>>17108280
SOURCE!

>>17108313
But why would you want to be a slut then? Wouldn't it be kind of an empty pleasure?

I mean, I have a prejudice here, myself I don't like sluts because, well, frankly speaking I'm a virgin so it's not like I stand anything to gain from girls who sleep around. I think a lot of /a/ feels the same way, if you are some perpetually stuttering geek then the slut represents the inverse, constantly seeking out the strongest and biggest guys.

Whereas for us wee/a/boos, it's more... Platonic foundation leads to sex. At least hypothetically speaking.

>>17108396

You forgot

/a/ - Relationship and Sex

>>17106630
>Sup virgins. Let me help you guys out with something.
>were both naked on her couch while I struggled to cram my semi erect penis into her
this is about all of it i read

tl;dr

ITT: faggot sticks meat rod in hole and suddenly thinks he has experienced life, love, god and transcended.

>>17107971
>Oh ho ho ho, but it is not that simple my dear anon.
Most of the people here barely even have any other interests other than anime. So that forces them to either reveal their power level, which is never a good idea unless you know as a fact she has a power level as well, or run into a boring conversation with no real substance to it. I myself am I programmer, and while there are SOME girls in the CS program at my uni none of them would consider what I happen to be coding at the moment interesting.

Oh come on. People on /a/ must have some other interests right? Me for ex. I love anime and manga (duh) but I also like Philosophy, Science, and Physiology of the human and animal mind. And if the only thing one has going for them is anima and manga then make sure to work or hang around a place where you know there will be girls with similar interests. Also, I know anime clubs suck balls but most of the time I'll find at least one girl or guy that doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the Narutard fucks. Most of the time they're just there because they like anime and there wasn't another club they were interested in. They're usually the most interesting ones to talk to and/or go for.

>>17108452
You misunderstand the nature of being a slut. Most sluts are that way because they CAN'T get the sexiest macho guys. They're sluts because they're settling for guys like you. If I were to become a slut, the only kind of guys I'd get would be the ugliest, nerdiest kind. And honestly, I'd rather be a slut with a guy like that than some macho guy who doesn't appreciate my sluttiness. At least if I settled for some pathetic guy he'd appreciate it more.

>>17108416
>>17108405

So, your only ambitions are to sit everyday in front of a computer, BAAAAAAWing and complaining. Women that takes the initiative are rather scarce, and would be rejected by your regular /a/non for being slutty/preferring whatever IRL version of the virgin, fragile moeblob

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way to go,tards

>>17108416
experience is the school of mankind, he will learn from no other

there's nothing to tell you, either you'll figure it out one day or you'll alone and unloved

You know, I value virginity alot. The reason I do is simple. If you are female and you still have it, there are very few reasons:
1. You are butt ugly.
2. You are picky

If 1 = TRUE:
Print "Move along to the next girl!"
Else:
Print "She might just value herself very highly."

I like girls that value themselves highly. The tougher she makes it to get to break that hymen, the better in my book.

>>17108533
besides animu and mango I'm also into politics, cars, guns, foreign food, and world history. guess how many of these subjects your average woman is insterested in

>>17108535
I dunno. I mean, I'm not low tier, at least as far as I can tell. I go to a very good university, I'm not fat, I shower daily... And yes, that's about it really.

But seriously now, from what it seems like, the sluttiest girls sleep around with the highest tier of guys, which is why there is the dislike from the other 90%.

I just don't get why you'd want to throw away the opportunity of waiting for a proper relationship with someone, and fucking the hell out of each other within it, rather than embarking on a very questionable course.

I also ask because you're not slutty, as far as your experience suggests, and it would be,well, a shame for you to sink to that.

Try realizing, after reading this, that you don't need to follow your primal instincts to feel alive. You don't need to mindlessly fuck women like your hormones tell you to. You don't need to breed anymore, your species already dominates the planet with an iron fist.

>>17108405
>>17108416
Ex-fucking-zactly.

This debate happened on /a/ about a week ago. There's nothing wrong with wanting to stay in your room, the problem comes when you have to enter society and be another cog in the works to fund your lifestyle.

>>17108598
there's picky, and then there's being afraid of relationships completely, or even hating sex

I only eat one meal a day.
I'm type 2 diabetic.
I can't remember the last time I went outside.
I can't remember the last time I washed.
I've hardly watched any anime. I posted a thread listing what I've seen just before and I was flamed to hell, albeit deservably.
I don't have any friends.
I don't have any plans to do anything in my future.
I've never touched a girl.
I fap to shota and futa.
I only leave my room to relieve myself or get food.
I can't think of one thing I have respectable skill in, even things I do all the time.
I was a wowfag, but I quit because I was so fucking horrible.
I always play games on easy mode.
I stream most of my anime.
My penis is small.
I'm short.
I hate my younger brother because he surpassed me in height.
I've never worked for an honest day's pay in my life.
I've never earned any money for myself.
All except my immediate family have disowned me.
I got shitty grades at school, then dropped out and did nothing for five years.
I still delude myself into thinking I'm intelligent sometimes, because I scored highly on an official IQ test as a kid.

>>17108621
If you can prepare it, foreign food is quite a good subject, world history can be interesting

>>17108629
So you managed to quit smoking? That's my day after new years resolution.

>>17108658
Makes it all the more delicious when I break that hymen. Makes it all the more delicious.

>>17108629
It's out of despair that I'll never get that kind of relationship so if I want sex I have to take what I can get

>>17108671
It's mine too.

>>17108659

You've just described the average Japanese hikkikomori

>>17108659

oh lord i thought i was the only one

>>17108416
you must be god

>>17108705
But you had it once before didn't you? I've never had it, but I have the will to power to believe, to understand that one day it is going to happen.

Don't lose hope _just_ yet.

>>17108724
>>17108730
It's a copypasta...

...meal for one.

Why would you marry your first girlfriend, OP?

What are you, Catholic? Did you knock her up because you wouldn't wrap your cock?

>>17108598

3. She's just too young to know shit about her body GET IN THE V&

>>17108751
I've found that once you've actually had fulfilling sex it's even worse when you have to wait months or years until you get laid again.
I haven't given up yet but I definitely want to.

>>17108776
Isn't that shallow? Is there a number of whores you must bang before you can really settle down?

Is she really not the one for you because you saw her first?