I stop talking to them

Anon wouldn't know because Anon never leaves his basement.

If they would care, then they don't know.

Okay, we're done.

Why would you let anyone know you like anime to begin with?

Also, you just have to take it and move on. You really don't have much of a choice. Getting defensive will only make it worse.

I guess I have to wonder how the arrogant twats found out to begin with.

>>16611036

No one knows, because I don't go about saying that I watch anime.

>>16611081
>>16611083
begin with mind

circular reasoning is circular.

Substitute 'anime' for [insert series here]
Surely you've had plenty of experience with this on /a/...

>>16611073
>>16611081
>>16611083
PSST, HEY GUISE, I THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT US...

you don't let people know you watch anime. ever.

>respond
I dont respond to normal, nice people, let alone arrogant twats, my interacting with people involves moving away and turning up my music

this isnt op but are you guys actually ashamed that you watch anime?

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

Who cares? Are you still in school or something?

i guess i would have to go into great detail to explain to him why Konata is my waifu over 3d girls, using examples from the show and various doujins. Also i would have to compare her to other waifus so he could get that perspective as well, as even if im willing to share Konata as my waifu, he might be the Kagami kind of guy

>Hey /a/. How do you like beinga bunch of arrogant twats who think they're better than others simply because of your tastes?

I've simply come to hate anyone that is open about liking anime, because it's a guarantee if they are open about it, they only like the shit that shows on adult swim or elsewhere on cartoon network.

Remind them that football is pretty retarded.

>>16611165
Yes.
>>16611186
Feels awesome, man.

>>16611167

kakoi monogatari nii-san

>>16611036
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."

IN AFTER INSECURE FAGGOTS

>>16611036
YOU BASTARD THAT'S MY TROLL IMAGE RAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE

>Jake the Snake !cWVe7hCeHg

>>16611235
True that.

>>16611245

Quick, you'd best troll him!

OH WAIT

YOU CAN'T

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

>>16611235
Insecurity and intelligence are 2 different things. People don't NEED to know about your life outside of the work place, and there is no reason for you to reveal it unless there is some benefit from it.

We already have plenty of arrogant twats on here who think they are better than me simple because I watch certain anime. If the person ditches the "certain" part and goes all the way it makes no difference to me. He's still not worth my time.

who cares

it's a casual hobby that I don't bring up into my personal life at all

It's an easy way to spend a few hours here and there escaping from reality

the only negative is that my standards for women have been raised so disgustingly high from anime that I'll probably never have a girlfriend again, ever.

I don't.

Real men can easily identify who their enemies will be.

The first anime I ever saw was "Revolutionary Girl Utena" the movie. I was attracted to it because it was bizarre and new. It hit me at a vulnerable time; my father and mother had just been murdered. I became obsessed with the "emptiness inside" theme of the movie, and felt that this related to my life somehow. I watched Evangelion next, and absolutely loved the depressing feeling both of these shows left me with. I am a person who loves depressions; I feel that I am at my most creative and "raw" when utterly depressed. The empty feeling these shows gave me filled me with emotions I wanted to recapture.

Like an addict seeking another hit, I kept downloading more and more programs, watching tons of shows. At one point, I had two shoeboxes full of CD-r's packed with Anime programs. I had a library of just about every show ever made. I became obsessive, but I wasn't finding that feeling that was originally there. Sure, I could recapture it with great stuff like Serial Experiments: Lain and Millenium actress, but that was only for a moment.

Eventually, I stopped watching the shows I was downloading, but just grabbed them for the sake of having them. I had to have more. I bought DVD's and didn't watch them. Gradually, over time, I felt my aesthetic become warped. What once was strange and bizarre looking character design became familiar; I sought it out. If I caught a glimpse of an anime style character in real life, I felt a rush; almost as if my hindbrain saw it before I was aware of it. I was visiting a Japanese tea Garden and saw real life schoolgirls in the familiar navy blue fuku uniforms. I was fascinated by them; I was drawn, attracted, but not in a sexual way; it blew my mind to see something in real life that I had before seen only in the abstract.

A familiar feeling came through me when I saw them. I felt the same at that moment as when I had first seen Utena, when I had first finished Evangelion. My obsession took a new direction.

I bought several sailor fuku uniforms from online retailers. J-list was too expensive and didn't sell in the size I desired. I had to have the legitimate stuff. At first it was satisfying to just look at the uniforms. I would keep them clean, iron them, and hang them up every day. The ritual was soothing to me.

Sooner or later I had to do it. I had to wear the uniforms I had treasured. I am proud to report that it took me a few months to break down, to really cross the threshold into utter depravity. After that line had been crossed, though, there was no going back. Tentatively, I started by simply wearing the uniforms around the house. I would wake up very early, before anyone could glimpse at me from outside on the street, and simply do my cleaning and cooking wearing the various uniforms I purchased. I got a matching apron. I would pretend I was getting ready for Japanese High school.

Soon, though, wearing the uniform in private was not enough. I purchased a duster trenchcoat and began walking through town wearing my outfit. Nobody knew, and this made me comfortable. But, again, this soon became insufficient to satisfy my obsession.

>>16611288
That gave me a boner, you lucky bastard.

>>16611229
Holden Caulfield - predecessor of anon?

I began stalking this girl I knew, Sarah. I checked out her routines; when she left for work, when she got back, what time she went to bed. At first I furtively ventured into her place with my uniform under my trench coat while she was away. I knew where her spare key was because I had helped her move earlier. Speaking of this, I'm a pretty beefy guy. I weigh around 240-260 pounds, but I'm not that tall. A great friend to have if you need to move.

Anyway, gradually, I became more comfortable in her apartment. I started doing stuff like rolling around in her bed, stealing her underwear and putting it in little plastic bags, soforth. As you would expect, I became more and more comfortable doing this, and crossed a line. She came home unexpectedly one day, early from work. Panicked, I hid under the bed in my uniform. Immediately, as she came through the door, she spotted my trench coat. Lying under her bed, the sound of my heavy breathing seemed a thousand times louder than it actually was. I could hear her rooting through the trench coat, and could hear the wrinkling of celophane as she found my empty plastic bags. Thank god they didn't yet have her used underwear in them.

I put my sweaty, meaty hands together and prayed.

>>16611308
>so disgustingly high
What's disgusting is that they were low to begin with.

>>16611288
god damn, i hope not

I don't start talking to arrogant twats who think they're better than you simply because you watch anime in the first place.

Nobody gives a shit if you like anime or not.

I heard her walking around the apartment. Thankfully, she didn't bring anyone with her. My mind was flashing; the excitement had triggered my epilepsy. Suddenly, I was barraged with memories from my first anime program, revolutionary girl utena. I heard her walking around some more, and then sit down on the bed. I saw her clothes come off and hit the floor in front of me. During this time I was controlling myself and having a minor epileptic fit. I could see transformation sequences from anime programs I had watched. It was all coming together; the near hallucinations, the girl in the bed above me, and most of all, my sweaty fuku uniform.

She approached the bathroom and got into the shower. She turned on the water. I was convinced that this was the one moment I had been searching for. This was my chance to cross over into the other world described in Utena; the fabric of reality was thin. I could taste it. In many of my anime programs I had seen the seemingly normal characters, like me, enter into a world of magic and joy.

I rolled out from under the bed and bounded into the bathroom. She saw my large form approaching through the glass of the shower and started screaming. I was having epileptic flashes; the screaming sounded just like "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I was having trouble walking, my steps staggered. I couldn't feel the floor. My meaty hands slammed the shower door open, but she sprayed me with a jet of water. The water triggered another fit and I seized, falling into the bath. She tripped and fell on top of me. As she was screaming and my blood filled the bath, it swirled around reality, and intermingled in my mind. Her screams, the blood, my sweat, the uniform, Japan, schoolgirls, magic, tragedy, terror, and hope all become one to me. For one moment, I could taste it. The anime reality. It was here, like a precious jewel perched between my meaty, sweaty pectorals. And then, gone.

SO yeah I like anime.

I kill them.

>>16611298

Sure, there's no reason to tell people but the way you faggots make it sound is that you actually act like death mutes so that no one talks to you, in turn nobody knowing anything about you and distancing themselves even further [than not knowing you at all] causing you to look like even more of a 'weirdo' than you are.

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

>>16611288
That's some good self insertion fan fiction you wrote there.

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs.

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

>>16611397
What the fuck.

Actually, it's nothing I'm proud of and I still regret to this day. But I digress.

When I was 12, I told some of my friends that I thought I was gay. My one friend, Jessica, knew this gay 15 year old guy and showed him my picture. He thought I was cute. We talked for not even two days, and the next day, he came over. He started feeling my dick through my pants, and I felt his. I pulled down his pants, and he had this huge 9 inch boner. I sucked him off, then we did some jacking off to eachother. He did me up the ass for a bit. It REALLY hurt. I couldn't walk right for a few days, and it bled. Then we just jacked eachother off until we came.

I felt so bad after that. Mainly because I find sex a mutual thing that you should do in a relationship.

>>16611036

>ANIME SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS

Wow. REALLY convincing argument there, OP. Got me convinced.

That whoever believes this is a fucking moron.

Uh ...guys,
what the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>16611498
Well my first anime experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

>>16611492
Did you even READ the original post?

ALL YOU CAN EAT SUNDAY COPYPASTA BUFFET

SENIOR DISCOUNT 10%

>>16611518

Yeah, I read the post. I'm just responding to the OP image.

ITT: samefag post shitty /b/ pasta or what?

>>16611498
I dunno... but it's been of the funnier ones today

>> Hey /a/. How do you respond to arrogant twats who think they're better than you simply because you watch anime?

Depends on what anime exactly you like to watch for instance :

1. Naruto, Bleach , etc shonen crap - Grow up you fag, he's right to look down on you.

2. Toradora, Clannad, Index, Kannagi, Lucky Star, other moe, harem, highschool slice of shit anime. - I doubt you talked to someone who dislikes anime, in fact I doubt you talked to anyone at all.

3. Eva, Tsukihime, Ruroni Kenishin, other mainstream "good" anime. - Please die.

4. Haruhi - Anta not right anime is sugoku kawai desu neeeeeeeeeee.

5...
Actually most anime really does suck and anime fans are retards in general so I agree with op pick.
There are some exceptions though, Anon likes to watch them in his basement and after he marathons them he gets out of his basement and stops being anon... Isn't it sad Anonymous ?!

>>16611420

0/10

try harder next time

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

i guess this is all old /b/ copypasta but it still disappoints me that only 10% of the people posting recognize it as such. i guess what would you expect from /a/

>>16611288

>whispering "oniichan oniichan"
>I called her "oneechan"

You were both the other's elder sibling?

>>16611594
>pick

>>16611608
You just fell for a copypasta, congratulations

>>16611420
The only way you can be japanese is born one. You talk like one, act like one, eat like one, walk like one or even smell like one.

But if you don't LOOK like one you will NEVER ever be japanese.

>>16611630
The only reason they stopped is because the time paradox made them age and die instantly.

This thread fucking sucks.
But why am I laughing?

>>16611623
Shut the hell up you fucking retard. Not evrybody goes to /b/ of all places. God, what a horrible board. I feel insulted just from your insinuation that I should know something that was originally posted on /b/.

>>16611660
>smell like one.
What do Japanese smell like? Pocky and cigarettes?

>>16611676
Oh don't mind me. Just quoting for truth.

>>16611380
>death mutes
I lold. You also go under the assumption that I think you should hide all negative qualities. The key to a healthy relationship is knowing which problems you can reveal and which ones you can't.

>>16611630.

Your an idiot, learn more Japanese

I dont, everyone already knows im better than them at everything. Anime has nothing to do with it.

>>16611630

THAT'S WHAT THEY DO IN BLACK LAGOON!

>>16611676
eh i guess i just though more of the people on /a/ where refugees from old /b/, when it turned to shit. once upon a time it was somewhat decent. either way you should at least know these most basic of copy pastas...

>>16611729

...huh?

I don't respond at all. They can think whatever they please.

>>16611036

>>16611623
I'm not one bit proud of the fact I recognized all the copypastas in this thread.

>>16611768
I will eat your God damn penis.

>>16611815
no reason to be proud just sad to see people replying to it all. but i guess its funny too so yeah

ITT: AN EVEN BIGGER TRAINWRECK THAN CODE GEASS

I fucking hate people in general, especially typical americans
so yeah, I dissociate myself from society