Jesus wasn't a hero though, just a con man.

Samson as Berserker. You're all fucked.

I hollowed out my Bible. Know what's in it?

Another Bible.

>>16333301
Jesus knew how to use Jew magic so they killed him before he could teach others.

>>16333313
I'll just summon a legendary barber.

Jesus could potentially be summoned as a Berserker, he flipped out that one time in the temple with the money changers.

>>16333359
Lol'd because true.

Berserker - Samson
Caster - Elijah
Saber - David
Lancer - dunno. Google suggests some guy named "Benaiah".
Rider - Noah
Archer - Ishmael
Assassin - Joab

Screw that, we'll just pierce the heavens with the help of the 0ne true God!(Pic fuking related)
The bible is fiction anyways.

>>16333359
But he'd still be better suited for caster what with all the magic he did.

Also, what about lancer? Longinus anybody?

I summon Caine as Berserker.

>>16333395

So underaged it hurts.

>>16333395
Yes, cause GL is the truth.

Can I summon Lucifer?

I don't remember biblical lore giving Jesus any powers that could be used in a fight. Walking on water is lame.

>>16333395
So was Sasaki Kojiro but that didn't stop Caster from summoning him.

>>16333447

"Creates anything he wants by speaking" isn't a power?

>>16333447
I was raised athiest, so I'm not sure if I know my Bible well, but I'm pretty sure there's one passage where he kills a fig tree before entering Jerusalem.

What would be Jesus' Noble Phantasm?

Unlimited Snake Works

King of jews, do you have enough rocks?

>>16333467
Servant Lesson time:
It is not confirmed whether Sasaki Kojiro was real or Not.

What Caster Summoned was a Spirit that would fit the requirements of being Sasaki Kojiro, aka swordsmanship skill.

The man known as Assassin, is a peasant that Actually mastered the Tsubame Gaeshi.
Usually, you summon Servants either by Catalyst, connection or attempting a class (if it has not been summoned already), but Caster who was already a servant summoned a Spirit using the Temple itself as a catalyst, thus why the Exception of a random Japanese guy who is fucking good with a sword happened.

>>16333447

Absolute control over reality, summons other servants, resurrection.

Better idea: we use a Drill as our summon catalyst.

>>16333511
>On the following day, when they came from Bethany, he was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to see whether perhaps he would find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing but leaves, for it was not the season for figs. He said to it, ‘May no one ever eat fruit from you again.’ And his disciples heard it.

Yeah, this. There's a tree that doesn't give him fruit, so he fucking kills it. Surely this has to be an awesome Noble Phantasm.

>>16333576
>>16333395
GTFO

>>16333447
Jesus raises the dead, so a necromancer hero, caster. Also he'll turn your blood into wine for drinking.

Buddha for Nirvana, he's got a reality marble that calms everything. Not offensive but then you can't attack when inside the marble.

>>16333579
Reversal of Hunger:
Jesus demands food.
If you do not comply, you die.

Luck A or high divinity is needed to avoid this.

Hang on. If you used a bible, you would only be able to summon people who used that bible. For example, you could summon Gutenberg if you had one of his bibles.

To summon people from the bible, you'd need relics - not bibles.

(If you were able to find some of the scrolls Jesus read from when he preached to the jews, you might be able to summon him though.)

>>16333722
Addendum: OK so you might be able to summon something just by a hotel bible, but it would be a weak version, I think.

>>16333722
Shroud of Turin would be better.

I summon Noah as Rider!

>>16333797
Yes, I can see it.
'I'm hiding In my Arc, your water won't get me, HAHA!'

Wait, isn't the spirit for Assassin always the same person?

Isn't that person a Muslim?

Time paradox?

>>16333931
The True Assassin is one of the people who took on his name, but you can summon other spirits as the Assassin class as well.

>>16333542
>summons other servants

Like how the book of revelation would go if it were to happen, or like summon his followers? The former sounds awesome though. Summoning noble and righteous spirits from the grave.

>Resurrection

Resurrects self once after 3 days as long as the Holy Grail War continues (there are still at least two servants left). Upon resurrecting, achieves god - like powers we don't even know.

>>16333511
This is correct. He curses a tree and the tree dies in a day.

>>16334024
As in summoning fallen paladins to fight for you? And raise them over and over again?

Sounds a bit OP, but it could work. Maybe limit the paladins to a max of 12?

Wait... wait... wait... Guys, if you use the fate/stay night system use it correctly. First of all you must fuck up his appearance, see how GILGAMESH a sand nigger living with fire have a GOLDEN armor and is a nazi? Yeeah, so now you must take Jesus give him something so he can cheat like the Spear of destiny and a BLUE outfit with an armor. Yes he was pierced by that spear BUT WHO GIVE A FUCK, HUH? Will you really read the original? So I was saying..? Yeah, you give him this new outfit and since he got a lance, he'll be CASTER! Sure of course, he could be lancer but that would be fucking lame, huh? I mean what kind of faggot would use a bow? Not Archer! Let's give him something totally unrelated. So now for the spell. Give him something that explain a lot... Jesus was quite a good talker? Ok, one of his skill is "CONTROL OF THE MINDS" and of course "SEMI-DIVINITY" since well he's dead so he's not that much divine? huh. Also his noble phantasm? Well, it's quite OBVIOUS! Even if he dies he's not killed so his noble phantasm would be " twelves lives" like the apostle. That's why he got twelves, you got this? Let's give him some unrelated alignment too. Like "Godly good" or something.
Yes now you can do it. Also don't forget to fuck up his personality. I mean of course he was kind enough to die for the humanity BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW HE WAS IN THE TEMPLE WITH THE MERCHANTS? YEAH THAT WILL BE HIS PERSONALITY! So now you've created a new character for F/SN.