Fuck you I've had a busy week and I want to relax with a few drinks, ALONE

Participating in a massive chase game thing on campus, actually.

>>16191493
Sure, going to watch Hockey and go out tonight.
And I don't feel like it.
I'd prefer to stay and watch anime because I know I'll feel sick with all those people around me.

I do have plans they just involve solitude.

Going to cook dinner and catch a catgirl.

One of these is a lie.

>>16191552
Anon can't fucking cook.

>>16191582

Tell that to /ck/.

>>16191582
Anon taught me how to cook.

its 23:56 here
i cooked myself some noodles, posted in a few threads,
drank a quart of wine and hope to gently fondle myself to sleep.
cant be bothered to bring myself to climax.

I have plans. I might watch anime in my room by myself, or I might just lurk /a/ all night in my room by myself. Fuck, I might even do both.

>>16191538

I wish I lived on campus ;_;

But then again I sort of don't since the campus sucks ass

>>16191609

What the fuck? What sort of epitome of sloth do you have to be if you "can't be bothered" to make yourself come?

Meditation and getting mindfucked by quantum mechanics and Godel's Theorem.

Also, Ace Combat music.

>>16191609

Sup fellow britfag.

Where are you from?

>>16191622
modern day students are fucking antisocial.
i live one road away from campus you can hear them shouting at the top of their voices in a drunken stupor.
they sound like vikings on a raiding party,absolutley no culture.

what happened to the days when students were happy enough just getting high on some weed and maybe a few pints?

now they get so drunk they become voilent

well, i already masturbated. pretty much keikaku doori right there.

>>16191643
well i cant be bothered to deal with the post sex cleanup.
>>16191672
london

I have many plans I just haven't finalised them yet.

>>16191704

Then use a tissue. Fuck.

Believe it or not, I'm actually a fraternityfag, and I plan on hanging out with the guys tonight.

I'm going to go kill Al Capone.

>>16191643
i like how the guy takes issue about not fapping till the money shot, as if he's being short changed lol

Do you guys have Skype?

We could all have a little 5-6 person conferences. They're very good quality.

>>16191737
>I plan on drunkenly taking a number of cocks in my ass.
Fixed.

Going out with friends.
Enjoy being alone faggots.

>>16191764
>Fucking fraternityfag's ass.
Fixed.

As it's just gone midnight, going to sleep.

G'night, /a/

>>16191734
then i will get the mushroom smell, and it normally seeps through one tissue, gotta get like 5 or 6, and then you cant hang around u gotta flush that bad boy quickly.

also i dont want to go to bed sweaty and im already in bed, i dont want to get up and go to the toilet.

in fact after this post ill lurk for abit and then poweroff.
maybe ill download some torrents if i can be bothered to fee up 600mb of space.....

I WAS going to go with the family and some friends to see a movie, but parental figure said she was too tired. Now I am going to watch Darkern Than Black and then finally call it an early night and pass out.

>>16191798
Then cum in your mouth, God.

>>16191787
nite britfag

>>16191798
Just lick it up, Anonymous. Problem's gone when it's swallowed.

>>16191818
i got bad aim/too many vertibrae
honestly its best to just stroke myself till i feel the prostate activating then lie back and let it all flow back again

>>16191810
>Darker Than Black

DAMN YOU 'N', YOU FOIL ME AGAIN.

In the time you've spent justifying your absurd laziness you could probably have already orgasmed, cleaned up, and fallen asleep.

I'm going to a party, likely staying up till 8 in the morning, then going home and collapsing till Sunday.

I plan to download things all night and watch those things all day.

My only friend is working tonight, so I'm having a drink with /a/ alone ;_;.

Silent Sam and orange juice, good combination.

>>16191837
yeah but at least i didnt have to get out of bed n go to the toilet

I may take a shower in a bit and then maybe watch an episode of Soul Eater or Gurren.

>>16191837
besides, ive been touching myself the whole time....
/a/ is part of my foreplay

>>16191893
Oh, Anon, you dirty slut.

>>16191893
I lol'd, but now I feel dirty.

I sorted my Strike Witches folder.

I think I'm going to go out for a bite to eat alone, then watch a few episodes of Gankutsuou before going to bed.

I have no idea what I'm doing but you can be pretty sure it involved copious amounts of alcohol.

I guess in that respect I'm pretty boring, seems like that's all anybody ever does.

>>16191977
>I sorted my Strike Witches folder.

oh my god that's the ronriest thing I've ever seen

I just woke up and I've been eating fried chicken, soon I'll take a massive shit shower/shave and go buy smokes. Thats my plan right now, probably grab a case of beer and drink all night with the flat mates they are already pissed

I have awesome plans for tonight- Microbiology from 6-9PM. After wards I will come home and watch my back log of anime.

>>16192028
ugh late classes

I usually go and smoke weed instead of going to those.

>>16192021
Oh Britfags, Pissed means drunk.

Laundry, anime, 4chan sleep.

Finish the argument on Naruto with this fag on another forum.

>>16191493
Drink milk.

i sincerely hope that some of you live near each other and then one day you coincidentally meet up and become best friends forever. poor ronery anons

>>16192088
Miiiiiiiiiiilk?

>>16191999

B-but... it's so organized now! I sorted over 2000 images into 67 folders! I thought you guys could respect that...

>>16192028

SKIP, YOU FAGGOT

>>16192112

>>16192047

Drunk sounds as wierd to us as pissed does to you

Anon in Bath, raise you hand.

>>16192134
pissed means angry in America

CATCH MY HEART!!!!