delicious copypasta, thanks for the meal

>Hi /a/, I'm a girl
This is getting out of hand

>What we don't like is shyness or introversion.

Yeah well neither do I. Women should be the ones approaching me

pasta, but still relatively good advice.
If you wish to fit in/be considered 'normal': do these things.

>I'm a girl

Stopped reading there.

>I know I'm going to be shitstormed
Exactly. Make you a troll. Either way, get out.

old copypasta is old and stale

if you were to find out that some dude liked anime/video games, and he said he wanted to be a writer so he wants to see as much as possible, would you believe that

Newfags haven't seen this copypasta before.

Ive been working my ass out at the gym but my damn gut isn't recessing....

I'm a girl too.

Really.

Really, I'm a girl.

In before 500 responses to copypasta. Also, speaking as a female, girls on /a/ dispensing advice to guys on /a/ annoys me. Unless the advice is good... which is rare.

athens in 3....2...1....GO

>>16007240
What if you're a girl?

no girl on the internet
GTFO

hahaha

Remember Geneshaft? Girl to guy ratio was 10 to one. That's how it should be in real life as well.

>>16007260
Give us some good advice.

As opposed to shitty advice.

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sage for real INfaggotry

>girl
>4chan

O HO HO HO HO HO HO

>>16007348
The world would be fucked if the girl:guy ration was 10:1

Old troll is old.

No anon, you ARE the girl.

Hey /a/, I'm not a girl, but I like to dress up as one. And let me help you overcome your loneliness and get a girlfriend.
First you need to understand girls:
- Us girls like guys who are outgoing
- Us girls like guys who show their strength
- Us girls are all whores

The easiest way to appeal to all these qualities at once is with the act of rape.
Seriously try it.
Like in a tribe in China it was considered manly and an appropriate way to get a girl by kid napping and raping her. Look it up

>I'm a girl
Stopped reading right there.

> INfinity !!usrwzOTc5SB

sage

>>16007375

All the women would sleep with like... 5 guys.

>According to various reports, most notably a collection of college campus anonymous surveys conducted by the resident psychology and sociology departments, as well as broader surveys such as those conducted by Durex, the average 22 year old woman has slept with 10 different men throughout her life...... 21% percent of female respondent had sex with more than 30 men.

From another source:

>Interesting, parity of intelligence does not seem to be as major a factor for women as it does for men, at least as far as short term relationships or 'flings' are concerned. Women with an IQ in excess of 120 are more likely to sleep with men in the much vaunted 85-95 IQ range (the range, that according to recent studies, has the most sexual partners and sexual intercourse throughout their adult life) as opposed to men who are their equal in intelligence.

>INfinity !!usrwzOTc5SB

Is it bad that I know this is copypasta?
That I've seen this before, does that mean I've spent too much time on /a/?

And fyi, I do work out and can't help but check myself out every time I see a mirror. 3d girls are still pig disgusting, though.

>>16007485

Cite your sources. Last thread on this we concluded the source was OP's trolling brain.

Studies show women are sluts. They'd rather fuck dumbass frat boys instead of intelligent men.

Or at least those who like to pretend they are.

Oh boy, pasta.

Old pasta is old.

I wish there were some way to magically overcome the "confidence" thing. A girl complimented my shirt a few nights ago (probably just wanted to talk to me) and all I could answer say back was, "uh, thanks, I think it's kind of normal."

Hello world, I'm /a/ and I've seen a lot of threads from some rather sad and depressed attention whores tonight on here. I think I should give you gals some advice, genuine advice that is (not the pseudo rubbish that some people spout).

Firstly, if you want to compete for my attention you have to disregard physical appearances. Any physique should be fine, as long as he is clean. Otherwise you're just a shallow bitch. I do not understand what females fine attractive in sweaty and smelly males who have just finished "working out".

Secondly, don't really let on that you're into video games or anime, that's just attention whoring. This shouldn't even need discussion.

Thirdly, develop some confidence, if you want my attention, come up to me and try to chat me up, be confident about it, even be quite brash and somewhat arrogant if you want. We like a woman who knows how to take control. Shyness or introversion is fine, too, but social interaction is unlikely to result from it.

And finally, I can't emphasize this enough, do breach intellectual topics. Talk about things like Plato or Kant, trying to talk about sports or shopping just appears boring and pretentious, whatsmore, it gives us the impression your a bit.... well, for lack of a better term, stupid.

In general, women, and I know I'm going to be shitstormed, just act a bit more *intellectual*.

>>16007554

this is just equally stupid...

"Evil is the vulgar lover who loves the body rather than the soul, in as much as he is not even stable, because he loves a thing which is in itself unstable, and therefore when the bloom of youth which he was desiring is over, he takes wing and flies away, in spite of all his words and promises; whereas the love of the noble disposition is life-long. For it becomes one with the everlasting.".

- Symposio, Plato.

Maybe you should read some plato.

One thing I've always wondered is that if you study hard to succeed in life and follow your dreams, get good grades as a result, are a generally nice and caring person, and act modest, you're labeled a "loser".
But if you're a loud/foul-mouthed idiot with more toes than he has brain cells, and the only thing you like to do is drink, play football, succumb to your carnal desires, and talk about yourself, you're respected and admired... Is life just one big fucking oxymoron /a/?

You know, if you /a/ssholes would ever just step back and take a look at yourselves you'd find out why we girls don't want anything to do with you. You're hideous. I've been out with average guys and I can tell you every single one of you fuckers is a 0000000000.1/10. You're all either neckbeards, fat fucks, or skinny little wimps with acne problems who whine and whine about how the "girls" don't want to have anything to do with you because we have high expectations. No, we never did and we never will, we just expect somebody to not be a complete and total loser. Your frail little concepts of Alpha and Beta males would be torn asunder if you ever saw you idiots through my eyes. But you know what the worst part is? You could change. You are smart enough that you could get yourselves motivated to get in shape, get a half way decent job and move out of your mother's basements, but that will never happen, and I'm not holding my breath. The internet, video games and your precious '2d girls' and anime have ruined you for life and one day you will end up a bum or in jail and your mommy won't be there to help you... That is, if you don't take your own lives first.

Hi /a/, I'm a guy and I've seen a lot of threads from some rather happy and joyous anonymous' tonight

on here. I think I should give you girls some advice, genuine advice that is (not the complete truth

that some people spout).

Firstly, if you want to compete for my attention as a guy or any guy for that matter you have to laze

around. Go to the couch, eat something, build up your power level: Guys will instantly notice you.

Secondly, make sure you let on that you're into video games or anime, we know there are plenty of

antisocial, not so hot girls on campus that are into that kind of thing - but hearing those two words

leads a lot of us to believe that you may be *totally awesome*. Video games and anime are for your own

good after all.

Thirdly, develop some overexaggerated confidence, if you want my attention, come up to me and try to

chat me up, be nervous about it, even be quite shy and somewhat introverted if you want. We like a girl

who knows how to be submissive. What we don't like is crazy or out of control attention whores.

And finally, I can't emphasize this enough, don't be a dumb slut, talk about something intellectual.

Talk about things like a good anime or world events, trying to start a conversation about Plato or Kant

appears very interesting, whatsmore, it gives us the impression you're bursting at the seams with

awesome.

In general /a/, and I know I'm going to be praised for this, just act a lot more *obscure*.

>>16007872

Ew...this pasta is stale...

This sort of thinking always pisses me off. I mean, I have nothing against sexual relations; people seem to like it, and I'm sure the OP's post is somewhat accurate as to how to acquire it. But you should just be able to be happy with or without a girlfriend. The idea that someone would spend lots of time and energy just to make themselves more appealing to others seems like the most pathetic thing a person could do. And I say that as a 22 year old virgin with no friends.

I draw the line at 2 men and I always have done.

sage

My experience with girls:
1. have fun flirting
2. get scared they'll find out I have no future
3. run away
4. ??????
5. hikikomori

>>16007189
>trying to start a conversation about Plato or Kant just appears boring and pretentious, whatsmore, it gives us the impression your a bit.... well, for lack of a better term, loser-ish.

We don't want to date dumbcunts anyways.

>>16007791
>One thing I've always wondered is that if you study hard to succeed in life and follow your dreams, get good grades as a result, are a generally nice and caring person, and act modest, you're labeled a "loser".

A person like that wouldn't be labeled a loser. People aren't called losers based on their accomplishments. They are called losers because they have little social skill outside the bare minimum.

A dumb jock might be a retard, but at least he can talk to a girl.

Femanon here. If any guy tried to talk sports with me, I'd be bored shitless. I'd much rather hear about Kant or One Piece.

Anyway, sage for stale copypasta.

Sage for girls on 4chan.

I'm not interested in 3D girls anymore.

>>16007210
I swear to god. I do not know why it ALWAYS has to be the man who has to maker the first move.

Prina the Dungeoneering Princess v3 is out for anyone that would rather be fapping to quality futa than sageing bad posts right now

>>16007994
>A dumb jock might be a retard, but at least he can talk to a girl.

who cares? he is not productive, he is not of any benefit outside of evolutionary concepts that have no benefit to modern societies founded on cerebral benefit.

women are idots who cant pick good guys to fuck.

i know for a fact that a co worker of mine will be getting dumped by her macho boyfriend as soon as they get back from a vacation to Florida (shes paying for all of it).

Since she became a total bitch after she started fucking him, I've decided not to let her know.

>>16007189

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>>16008090
who cares about stupid sluts like that.

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>I'm a girl

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those 3d girls are disgusting

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