shinji is moe

>only guy who didn't like her: my sensei Hikari Shinji.
>didn't like her
>Shinji

Um, wat.

Shinji Ikari, fucking baddass

"Hikari?"

>> Slowly they'll be flocking around you like flies on a dog shit.

I would say, that's an appropriate comparison.

Umm... Didn't he fap over a comatose girl?

2/10

also, school's out, so trolling's too easy. try again in several hours, but make it less obvious.

>>15911380
fail moar.

Shinji did like Asuka fucktard.

>>15911304

>>15911380

>duurrr every non-serious thread is a troll thread hurrr

>>15911398
>>15911419

do your homework, kids.

>>15911304
>Watch NGE now to study the dynamics and art of seduction.
*Sadface*

>>15911441

You're underage because I say so.

>Then I came over this incredible anime known as Evangelion. Through Asuka Langley I learned how woman truly are: condescending, arrogant whores that only want the unattainable.
Did you ever question the fact you based your opinion of half of the world's entire population of humans on a single fictional character?

SAGE!

>>15911304
>Stay calm, stay cool, don't look down on yourself, and have other goals than fucking chicks
>calm, cool, don't look down on yourself, have goals

>>15911304

>Shinji Hikari

what was the original copypasta?

Evangelion broke my brain, and drove me insane...

but at least Evangelion didn't break my brain, which would've drove me insane...

HeheheheheeHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

>>15911650

>>15911473
Go flap to Tiffany Grant!

Asuka was more into Kaji for most of the time

How to get girls to like you: Treat them like you were their father. For example, if they do something wrong, correct them. If they say something stupid, say it. Don't listen to their "girl-talk". If she wants to talk about shopping or shitty girl stuff, tell them to go talk to their friends about it. You aren't her "friend".

She will start seeing you as a father-figure, and we all know how much girls want to have sex with their fathers.

Kaji is moe

>>15911695
I think she just said that so she could delude herself into not liking Shinji. I always thought she was mad at herself for liking that him (since she knew he was a gutless loser) which is why she would pick on him one minuet then ask him to kiss her the next.

As for Shinj liking her-Well, fuck it's only obvious.

It's a good thing to know that punching women in Japan isn't against the law.

>>15911726

Reverse Oedipus?

>>15911848
fag doesn't know Japanese law.

>>15911886
It's what gets douchebags girlfriends and wives.

>>15911886
electra complex
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_complex

>>15911886
retard alart

This thread has potential, bump

>>15912670
how did you manage that, anon?

Your hero is Shinji.

My hero is Gendo.

You are a faggot.

OP is right! Look! -- he has all the girls flocking to him.

The secret of Evangelion is that they took super robot pilots and reversed their genders
if Rei was male, he'd be the awesomely silent/cool/calm guy.
When he rushes that angel with an N2 mine under his arm sacrificing his life ... that is the scene where MANLY TEARS flow for A MAN'S WAY OF LIFE AND DEATH.
Asuka, if a man, would be an awesomely HOT BLOODED pilot. And pervy with his advances on Shinji, but a little tsundere.
And Shinji, as a weak little girl, as a girl, puts it into context. You'd be fapping furiously to Shinjiko every night because of her shy demeanour
And with girl Kaworu, Shinji x Kaworu would be amazingly hot.

>>15912795
>They just found out that Shinji is the founding member of a popular Yaoi doujin circle.

>>15911304
hey! thats Cowboy Bebop pasta!

I used to be a loser like most of /a/'s users. I was a virgin at the age of 19, had never kissed, and didn't know how to behave around girls.

Then I came over this incredible anime known as Evangelion. Through Asuka Langley I learned how woman truly are: condescending, arrogant whores that only want the unattainable.

Remember how Asuka rejected all the guys who desired her body, while she was secretely fapping to the only guy who didn't like her: my sensei Hikari Shinji.

Shinji Hikari: A loser with no money nor friends. He taught me how to get chicks even though when I was a loser.

Stay calm, stay cool, don't look down on yourself, and have other goals than fucking chicks. Slowly they'll be flocking around you like flies on a dog shit.

I am 100% serious. Watch NGE now to study the dynamics and art of seduction.

Good luck friends!

>>15912795
he's showing them /a/

>>15911795
I don't think you've watched Eva, or payed attention to it at least.

>>15912921

I don't see anything wrong with what he's saying.

>>15913037
Askua loved Kaji long before she even met Shinji

>>15913290
I don't think she "loved' Kaji but definitely had a huge crush on the guy.

I sort of agree with >>15911795

>>15913391
Yes, but the point was she wasn't looking to Kaji to cover up her crush on Shinji

I remember the original copypasta of this, whether or not THAT was the original I'm not sure, but instead it was based on school days and MANkoto.

I used to be a loser like most of /a/'s users. I was a virgin at the age of 19, had never kissed, and didn't know how to behave around girls.

Then I came over this incredible anime known as School Days. Through Sekai Saionji I learned how woman truly are: condescending, arrogant whores that only want the unattainable.

Remember how Sekai rejected all the guys who desired her body, while she was secretely fapping to the only guy who didn't like her: my sensei Makoto Ito.

Makoto Ito: A loser with no money nor friends. He taught me how to get chicks even though when I was a loser.

Stay calm, stay cool, don't look down on yourself, and have other goals than fucking chicks. Slowly they'll be flocking around you like flies on a dog shit.

I am 100% serious. Watch School Days now to study the dynamics and art of seduction.

Good luck friends!

Ikari.