IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE GETS RAPED AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIVES, ONE MAN WILL DARE TO CHALLENGE THE GODS THEMSELVES.

THIS FALL, JOHNNY DEPP IS... BERSERK

>>15907895

has never seen an episode of berserk

>>15907895
Are you sure you didn't mean Christian Bale?

Fuck that, his VA could play him live action.

ONE MAN. SEVEN RETARDED WOMEN. LIVING IN A WORLD. WHERE LOGIC HOLDS NO SWAY. THIS SUMMER. FROM THE THIRD COUSIN OF THE WIFE OF ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF SCARY MOVIE:

GENERIC HAREM.

DON'T MISS IT.

IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS FUCKED UP AND GIANT MONSTERS ARE WREAKING HAVOC, ONE BOY WILL CRY AND MOAN INSTEAD OF SAVING THE WORLD.

LEONARDO DI CAPRIO IN...

EVANGELION.

IN A WORLD WHERE

>>15908471
win

IN A WORLD WHERE LITTLE GIRLS ARE FORCED TO GO PANTSLESS AND GRAB EACH OTHERS TITS TO DEFEND THE WORLD FROM DESTRUCTION... ONE GIRL WILL LEAD THEM TO VICTORY.

THIS SUMMER, STRAP IN FOR THE ACTION ADVENTURE OF THE SEASON...

ROSIE O'DONNELL IS....STRIKE WITCHES.

>>15908910
Well, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom vomiting up things I haven't yet eaten

>>15908910
>ROSIE O'DONNELL IS....STRIKE WITCHES.
FUND IT

IN A WORLD WHERE CARD GAMES ARE LAW, AND THE ONLY WAY TO FEED YOUR FAMILY IS TO DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES WITH CARDBOARD MONSTERS.

ONE BOY INHERITS THE POWER OF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH AND TIPS THE POWER OF BALANCE.

FRANKIE MUNOZ IS YU-GI-OH!

ITS TIME TO DUEL

>>15908910
You fucker. Oh god, my imaginary eyes.

>>15908910

ffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>15908910

WHAT THE FUCK?

IN A WORLD WHERE FOOD IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH, AND THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO KNOW WHICH END OF THE CORNET TO EAT... ONE FUJOSHI WILL TIP THE BALANCE OF POWER.

SOMETIME NEXT THURSDAY, BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE THRILL OF YOUR LIFE.

JESSICA ALBA IS... LUCKY STAR

>>15909099
NO!

>>15909064
>>15909039
>>15909010
>>15908991
>>15908960
BWAHAHAHAHAHA My plan is a complete success!

IN A WORLD... WHERE THE SURFACE IS BUT A LEGEND.

ONE BOY... MUST FIND WITHIN HIMSELF THE MAN... WHO CAN SAVE ALL OF HUMANITY.

THIS SUMMER...

PREPARE TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, AND SEE THE INVISIBLE, IN...

TENGEN TOPPA. GURREN LAGANN.

>>15909106
YEEEESU!

>>15909099
FFFFFFFFF
This sounds infinitely worse than honey...

IN A WORLD PLAGUED BY TROLLS, IN A PLACE FILLED WITH SAGE IN A TIME FULL OF FAP

ANONYMOUS IN 4CHAN

>>15909132

FUCKING FUND IT

IN A WORLD. ONE MAN MUST FACE HIS FATHER'S KILLER. ONE MAN MUST BECOME....THE ONE.

THIS SPRING...SAMUAL L. JACKSON IS....AFRO SAMURAI.

>>15909132
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHEN CAN I BUY TICKETS

>>15908910
>>15909099
superb

>>15909132
Holy shit... You have made it sound awesome.

IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED, ONE MAN WILL BECOME COMPLETELY LOST.

SHIA LABEOUF IN....FATE/STAY NIGHT.

ON A WORLD WHERE PIRATES RULE THE SEAS, ONE BOY WILL GATHER A CREW AND BECOME A KING.

THIS SUMMER, SET SAIL FOR....ONE PIECE.

>>15909216
Dude, who plays Luffy?

IN A WORLD WHERE HE WHO CONTROLS PAPER, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE... WHERE BOOKS REVEAL THE ULTIMATE POWER, AND THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT YOUR ENEMIES... IS WITH PAPERCUTS.

IN THE NEAR FUTURE, PERHAPS IN JANUARY, HANG ON TO YOUR NOTEBOOKS, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BLOWN AWAY BY NICOLE KIDMAN IN...

READ OR DIE

>>15909227
Because only one person can praise something that is awesome.

>>15909230
Tom Cruise

>>15909230
Shia LaBeouf, who else?

>>15909230
I don't know. I was thinking Shia maybe.

>>15909234
Oh shit, THE PAPER.

IN A WORLD THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, ONE MAN WILL TEACH HIS STUDENTS THE REAL MEANING OF DESPAIR.

JOHNNY DEPP IN...SAYONARA ZETSUBOU-SENSEI.

(Subs) Coming God Knows When.

>>15909132
IN A WORLD, WHERE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!

IN A WORLD...WHERE CRIME IS RAMPANT....

ONE MAN IS BESTOWED THE POWER TO KILL...WITH JUST A NAME AND A FACE....

AND HE'S GOING TO USE IT...TO BRING MEANING...BACK TO THE WORD....

"JUSTICE"

THIS SUMMER

ZAC EFFRON IS...DEATH NOTE

>>15909132

Needs: "SPIN ON" at the end.

IN A WORLD WHERE WAR REIGNS ABOVE ALL ONE MAN WILL DARE TO CHALLENGE THE WORLD.

THIS FALL, SETSUNA F SEIEI IS... GUNDAM

>>15909241
>>15909244
Near Shiamind.

>>15909287
>ZAC EFFRON IS DEATH NOTE

>ZAC EFFRON IS DEATH NOTE

>>15909322
So he's going to play Death Note? Thank god he's not going to be Light. The role of a notebook is more in Zac's acting range anyway.

>>15909332
Yes.

Are you getting the joke yet?

I think >>15909132 is the only one who actually took this seriously.

>>15909340
I got the joke. I would just rather Zac play the notebook. I don't care if Hollywood Light even looks like anime Light, as long as it's not Zac.

IN A WORLD WHERE YOUR PARENTS GIVE YOU AWAY TO NICE MEN, THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE IS TO ENTER THE WORLD OF TUXEDOED BLOODSPORT... WHERE FORCED FEMINIZATION AND INTERSPECIES HOMOSEXUAL RAPE LURK AT EVERY TURN, ONE BOY WILL STEP FORTH TO CLAIM HIS STAKE.

WHENEVER I GET AROUND TO IT, HANG ON FOR THE SERVANT COMBAT OF THE CENTURY...

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS...
HAYATE THE COMBAT BUTLER

>>15909342
Maybe so, but it turned out to be awesome, so that's alright.

>>15909282
Shit'd be awesome.

Not so much if directed by Depp's best pal Burton.

Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13.

IN THE FUTURE. HUMANITY HAS REACHED THE STARS. DARK THREATS RISE FROM THE SHADOWS TO DESTROY HUMANITY'S FUTURE. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE THEM....IS ONE SONG.

BRITNEY SPEARS IN....MACROSS.

>>15909372
Tim Burton kicks ass though.

IN A WORLD WHERE CRIME GOES RAMPANT...

ONE MAN WILL USE A NOTEBOOK TO WIPE OUT ALL EVIL...

AND BECOME...

GOD.

THIS FALL, FROM THE DIRECTOR OF JEEPERS CREEPERS...

SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT WIELDS...

THE DEATH NOTE

>>15909372
Come on, you don't want to see a stop-motion animated SZS that's absolutely loved by goths? Don't you want to buy Abiru bandages and Kiri blankets at Hot Topic?

IN A WORLD FILLED WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE UNIQUE PSYCHIC POWERS CALLED "STANDS"....

ONE MAN SEEKS TO USE THEM TO BRING THE WORLD DOWN UNDER HIS HEEL....

AND ONLY ONE GROUP OF RAGTAG HEROES...STANDS A CHANCE OF STOPPING HIS WORLD FROM BECOMING REALITY....

THIS SUMMER....

SYLVESTER STALONE
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
STEVEN SEGAL
VIN DIESEL

IN

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

>>15909421
FUND IT. GODDAMN FUCKING FUND IT.

>>15909421
The first part is too long for a trailer. But the rest was awesome.

>>15909379
I liked that South Park episode.

>>15909402
But for SZS? Not sure if want. Maybe Aya Hirano can play the Kaere equivalent.

>>15909413
So you're complaining about SZS becoming mainstream instead of complaining about Burton turning it into an even insaner story?

I SAY FUND IT

>>15909456
I'm not complaining about anything, I'm just fucking with Anon.

>>15909421
FUND IT! Although Vin diesel is a shitty choice.

>>15909479
Fair enough.

>>15909421
At the end of the trailer, have a steamroller fall on the release date, then cut to black and you hear "WRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

IN A WORLD WHERE CRIMINALS RULE SPACE

ONE MAN AND HIS FRIENDS WILL SHINE WITH GLORY

THIS SUMMER GEORGE CLOONEY IS

COYBOY BEBOP

>>15909514
But the brown loli has to play Cowboy BeBop.

>>15909456
Burton's influence would merely punch up the preexisting goth/emo scenester faggot marketability, so they're one and the same.

>>15909536
>loli

In the US it's gonna be a boy. With pullover and jeans.

>>15909491
Meh, couldn't think of anyone else known for being "manly" that could play Ponareff.

>>15909554
Yeah, the only thing keeping SZS from becoming the next Hot Topic hit is that it's too Japanese. An American movie would take care of that.

>>15909536

... at his computer

>>15909572
If we get boy Edward I am going to kill Hollywood, yes I will fucking kill a city!

IN A WORLD WHERE CORRUPTION IS LAW AND THE MOST POWERFUL ARE THE DIRTIEST PLAYERS, A RUSSIAN MOB QUEEN AND A RAGTAG BAND OF COURIERS WILL FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY

ZIYI ZHANG IS...REVY
CHARLIZE THERON IS...BALALAIKA

THIS IS...BLACK LAGOON

>>15909421
Replace Vin Diesel with Sean Connery to play Old Joseph, and you win the thread.

IN A WORLD WHERE ONES AND ZEROS REIGN SUPREME, ONE MAN USES THE POWER OF HAX TO CHANGE THE FACE OF /a/ FOREVER.

OR SHOULD I SAY, FIVEVER.

ON NOVEMBER 25TH, 2005, A NEW ERA WILL BE BORN. AN ERA FREE OF TRIPFAGGOTRY, MODERATORS, AND SAGEFAGS. AN ERA, OF ONLY GOOD ANIME.

HE IS THE KING OF GETS. HIS MISSION: THE GAME

>>15909572
THIS SUMMER.....

ONE BOY WILL DARE....

TO USE A COMPUTER.

GARY COLEMAN IS.....

COWBOY BEBOP

>>15909491
He's an overactor (then again, it's fukken Jojo) but out of all of those I think he would definitely be the first one to jump on a project like that, considering that he's a D&D nerd who lifted some weights. And the others are reaching "aged" status.

>>15909576
Jean Claude Van Damme?

>>15909599

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>15909602
My god...it's horrifying and magnificent at the same time!

IN A WORLD... WHERE STRENGTH IS THE ONLY LAW.

ONE BOY... MUST DISCOVER WHAT IT MEANS... TO BE A TRUE WARRIOR.

IN SUMMER 2009...

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE RETURN OF THE VIKINGS IN...

VINLAND SAGA.

(Thors' voice) A true warrior needs no blade.

*BOOM*

>>15909602
lol

>>15909620
IN THE SAME CRAP YOU'VE SEEN OVER

AND OVER

AND OVER AGAIN

IN A WORLD WHERE CHAMPAGNE FILLS EVERY GLASS AND PLEASURE IS A WAY OF LIFE

ONE GIRL WILL LEARN...HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN

ELLEN PAGE IS HARUHI

IN

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

IN A WORLD WHERE CRIME IS FLAMBOYANT

ONE MAN IS OUT TO STEAL THE WORLD'S GREATEST TREASURES

THIS SUMMER, HARLAND WILLIAMS IS

LUPIN THE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRDD

>>15909636
and the audience goes wild

THIS SUMMER...

GAGAGAGAGAGAOGAIGAR!

>>15909636
FUCK YEAH

>>15909636
Unfortunately, America has no appreciation for vikings in their Hollywood blockbusters.

>>15909654
Also staring Vic Mignogia.

>>15909655
I'd go see it!

IN A WORLD CONSUMED BY TYRANNY

ONE EXILED PRINCE WILL UPSET THE SCALES OF POWER

AND THE WORLD WILL ONCE AGAIN KNOW

THE TRUE MEANING OF FABULOUS

RU PAUL IS LELOUCH

IN

CODE GEASS

IN THE WORLD OF DAIKUURIKU, WHERE EVERYONE IS BORN FEMALE, WAR IS RAVAGING THE COUNTRY OF SIMULACRUM.

ONLY ONE WOMAN IS CAPABLE OF TURNING THE TIDE AND SAVING HER COUNTRY. A WARRIOR BORN IN FIRE!

THIS WINTER, JENNIFER MORRISON IS...

SIMOUN

This thread makes me sad.

WHY?! WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE TAKEN FROM US IN HIS PRIME?! HE HAD SO MANY MORE MOVIES HE COULD HAVE CONVINCED EVERYBODY TO WATCH USING NOTHING BUT HIS VOICE! ;_;

>>15909685

They're actually making a Lupin movie (some company owned by Spielberg)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862748/

>>15908910
>ROSIE O'DONNELL IS....STRIKE WITCHES.
Fuck you anon

>>15909655
Every time I see it, Bruce Campbell as Zenigata makes my eyes bleed with joy just from imagining it

>>15909636
It'd be 300 all over again. Only better.

IN A WORLD WHERE DEATH IS NOT THE END, THREE CHILDREN WILL TAKE UP ARMS AND DO BATTLE AGAINST AN ANCIENT EVIL.

THIS SUMMER, PREAPRE TO HAVE YOUR SOUL TAKEN IN....

SOUL EATER

with Conan O'Brien as the voice of Shinigami
and John Cleese as the voice of Excalibur

I have a friend that can do this voice perfectly. I need to go find him so he can do these

>>15909713
>Ru Paul

oh you

IN A WORLD WHERE SOUL-SUCKING HELLIONS PROWL THE STREETS FOR PREY, A BAND OF SAILOR-SUITED SOLDIERS WILL STAND UP...TO DEFEND THE FUTURE...OF HUMANITY

PREPARE TO FIGHT EVIL BY MOONLIGHT

DAKOTA FANNING IS...USAGI TSUKINO

IN

SAILOR MOON

>>15909749
>John Cleese as the voice of Excalibur

MAKE IT HAPPEN

>>15909749
>John Cleese

Holy Shit.

IN A WORLD, RULED BY A GODDESS IN THE FORM OF AN ANNOYING BITCH IN HIGH SCHOOL...ONE BOY... WILL DARE TO PUT UP WITH HER.

THIS SPRING, BRAD PITT IS KYON IN...

THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA

>>15909749
Oh, and because I love him, Johnny Depp as Dr. Stein.

>>15909779
>USAGI TSUKINO
IT'S SERENA YOU FUCKING RETARD! GOD DAMN IT FUCKING ASSBAGS AND THEIR JAP SAILOR MOON! FIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTINNNNNG EEVIL BY MMMOOOOOONLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just lost the game

>>15909801
> Brad Pitt

Oh fuck you, anon.

>>15909379
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUPp-MLZ65Y

>>15909749

John Cleese saying "My legend started on the Twelfth Century?" Oh god, i would orgasm.

IN A WORLD... WHERE EVEN LIFE CAN BE GAMBLED AWAY...

ONE MAN... MUST FIND OUT IF HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES...

(zawa...zawa...)

TO WIN.

FROM AWARD WINNING DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER STEPHEN SPIELBERG...

THIS WINTER...

DISCOVER JUST HOW HIGH THE STAKES REALLY ARE, IN...

(Kaiji's heavy breathing)

KAIJI.

(Black screen, only Kaiji's voice) Ron... ron! Ron! Ron! RON!

(zawa...zawa...)

IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE PLAY IT SAFE...THERE EXISTS AN UNDERGROUND GAMBLING CIRCUIT...WHERE EVERYONE PLAYS...FOR KEEPS....

NOW, ONE MAN HAS RISEN FROM THE SHADOWS TO PUT EVERYTHING ON THE LINE...AND TAKE ON THE BIGGEST GAMBLERS AROUND....

AND HE WON'T STOP....

*Akagi voice* "...Until you've seen the depths of Hell."

THIS FALL

HEATH LEDGER IS...AKAGI

"...Ron." *mahjong tile slams into screen*

>>15909879
>>15909922
Fukumotomind

>>15909879
>>15909922
Big-nosemind?

IN A WORLD WHERE MONSTERS EAT THE INTESTINES OF HUMANS

ONE WOMAN MUST RISE TO THE CHALLENGE

HALF HUMAN, HALF BEAST

THIS SUMMER, UNLEASH YOUR INNER DEMON, IN...

*RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

CLAYMORE

>>15909933
>>15909938

Fukumotomindmind

>>15909922
>HEATH LEDGER
How cruel.

>>15909960
>>15909951
SAGEBOMBERS!!!!

>>15909951
>>15909960
>>15909963
What the fuck? We get decent original content for once and you have to go be an ass? Grow up.

IN A WORLD WHERE A MAN IS DECIDED BY THE SIZE AND OBSCURITY OF HIS MASK ONE MAN WILL MAN UP TO BE THE MOST MANLY MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

THIS SUMMER... ROB SCHNEIDER IS...

SOGEKING, THE MOTION PICTURE!

>>15909969
>>15909975
Just report it.

>>15909976
>>15909970
>>15909951
>>15909986
>>15909982
Reported for spamming.

>>15910004
Wow, mods work quick.

>>15910025
Thus proving even the mods can be awesome when they try.

IN A WORLD WHERE MERMAIDS ARE REAL. ONE BOY STUMBLES UPON THEIR SECRET AND NOW...MUST MARRY ONE.

DRAKE BELL IN....SETO NO HANAYOME
(guess who plays Masa?)

>>15909922
>HEATH LEDGER
Why would you do that? ;_;

>>15910078
Oh, nigger and thread hater, isn't there anything you like besides killing niggers?

>>15910119

being a faggot?

In a world we share with aliens from afar, one man must uphold the way of the samurai and defend Edo.....

...and make rent this month.

This summer, prepare for action, prepare for honor, prepare....

...for absurdity.

GIN TAMA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaUcUqnaKOE

>>15910163
Dude, either go back to /b/ or get banned already.

Jesus Christ, I love the mods.

>>15907895
SOMEONE DO THE BERSERK ONE RIGHT, I'M OUT OF IDEAS!

>>15910147
>>15909837
>>15909216

ONE BOY. ONE GODDESS. TOGETHER THEY MUST BRING BACK THE FAITH TO THE PEOPLE OF JAPAN.

THIS WINTER...MILEY CYRUS IN...KANNAGI: CRAZY SHRINE MAIDENS.

IN A WORLD INHABITED BY SHADOW ASSASSINS, ONE BOY WILL FIND WITHIN HIMSELF THE POWER TO CHANGE THE WORLD.

THIS SUMMER, YOU WILL BELIEVE!

NARUTO

HE ONLY WANTED TO BE A J-POP SINGER

BUT NOW, HE'S SINGING DEATH METAL FOR AN INDIE LABEL

HIS STRUGGLE SHALL BE SEEN... BY NO ONE

THIS SUMMER, ELIJAH WOOD BECOMES...

DETROIT METAL CITY

>>15910278
KEEP GENE.

>>15910262
I could see that.

IN A WORLD WHERE UNHOLY MONSTERS RUN WILD...AND HUMANS STRUGGLE TO STAY ALIVE EVERY DAY....

ONE MAN IS OUT FOR REVENGE...ON THE MAN WHO RUINED HIS LIFE...AND IF HE HAS TO KILL A FEW THOUSAND DEMONS TO GET THE CHANCE...HE'LL GIVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF HIS WRATH

THIS WINTER

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMM IN...BERSERK

Don LaFontaine is DEEEEEEEEAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD

>>15910268
I'm having the hardest time thinking of someone that would remotely be able to pull off Naruto.

IN A WORLD WHERE GOVERMENT SANCTIONED EXORCISTS FIGHT AN IMPOSSIBLE BATTLE TO RID THE WORLD OF...

OHH GOD... THEY ALL DIED BEFORE I COULD FINISH THIS TRAILER.

THIS FALL, HEATH LEDGER STARS IN... GA-REI-ZERO.

>>15910348
Me too.

>>15910361
Stop wasting your time. I mean, if you have to bomb, couldn't you have the decency to sage?

I love how sagebombers have the time to sage threads, yet don't have the time to download the Firefox extension for 4chan and use the "thread hidden" feature.

>>15910385
I don't even have Firefox, and you know what I do with bad threads?

I IGNORE THEM.

>>15907895
Oh God I lold.

>>15910351

We are starting to see characters survive more then 9 minutes of screen time now (but then again, the show is in flashback mode at the moment).

You guys for got about Code Geass ?

IN A WORLD WHERE THE STRONG IS THE BEAUTIFUL, ONE BOY WILL BEGIN A BRUTAL JOURNEY TO FACE THE STRONGEST CREATURE ON THE PLANET...


HIS OWN FATHER
THIS SUMMER NECKS WILL BE SNAPPED, BACKS WILL BE NROKEN, AND NEW BOOKS ON HUMAN ANATOMY WILL BE WRITTEN

FRANKIE MUNIZ AND JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IN

BAKI THE GRAPPLER

IN A WORLD WHERE ONLY SHIT MUSIC IS HEARD
ONE DEMON WILL CHALLENGE THEM ALL!
BUT IS THAT HIS REAL DREAM?

Elijah Wood in
DETROIT METAL CITY!

>>15910445
Ru Paul, man, Ru Paul.

IN A WORLD WHERE LOYALTY HAS BEEN FOREVER LOST
ONE HAS COME TO CHANGE EVERYTHING!
DOES HE HAVE THE ORANGE TO DO IT?

FIND OUT THIS SUMMER WHEN Christian Bale STARS IN
Code Loyalty: Orange of the Rebellion

IN A WORLD WHERE HE HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN
HIS LEGEND LOST TO TIME!
HE WILL RISE UP AGAIN TO DEFEND THE WORLD
OR WILL HE JUST DRINK COFFEE?
Matt Damon is
Excalibur:The Legend!

IN A WORLD WHERE NAZIS EAT BABIES, ONE GIRL MUST LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO BECOME A REAL VAMPIRE.
HER MASTER ALUCARD, A MONSTER WITH AN ANCIENT PAST WHO MUST LEAD THE FIGHT FOR HUMANITY.

IN 2021, QUINTIN TARANTIO PRESENTS GARY OLDMAN AND UMA THERMAN IN

HELLSING

IN A TIME, GODS ROAMED THE LANDS OF EUROPE. ONE MAN FINDS HIMSELF TRAVELING WITH A WOLF GIRL IN A STORY ABOUT ECONOMICS.

THIS SUMMER, LEONARDO DiCAPRIO IN SPICE AND WOLF.

>>15910679
Do want.

IN A WORLD RAVAGED BY ATOMIC WARS

ONE MAN MUST MASTER THE DEADLY MARTIAL ARTS AND BECOME THE SAVIOR

THIS SUMMER, SYLVESTER STALLONE IS

THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

"You're already dead"

*BAM*

>>15910669
>IN 2021, QUINTIN TARANTIO PRESENTS GARY OLDMAN AND UMA THERMAN IN

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUND IT

In a world where muscular gay men scowel and point at things, Christian Bale is Jotaro Kujo.

IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY FACTORY WORKER KNOWS SYNCHRONISED KUNG FU ACROBATICS, A SINISTER ORGANISATION SEEKS TO GAIN CONTROL OF THE WORLD

ONE YOUNG BOY AND ONE GIANT ROBO HOLD MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM

THIS CHRISTMAS HALEY JOEL OSMENT IS GIANT ROBO

>>15910669
unlike the rest of this thread, THIS COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN

AKIRA: THE LIVE ACTION MOVIE

STARRING KANYE WEST.

Even though I know it fags up the thread everytime this is said, I think this damn well deserves to be archived.

>>15910147
...I get to be the heroine, right, Gin-san?

IN A WORLD WHERE DRUGS ARE AUTOMATED AND PEOPLE'S SOULS ESCAPE INTO THEIR COMPUTERS

ONE LOLI WILL LEARN THAT NOTHING IS REAL

CLOSE THIS WORLD, OPEN THE NEXT

DAKOTA FANNING IN...SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN

IN A PEACEFUL JAPANESE TOWN

THERE IS A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE

ONLY A FABULOUS YOUNG BOY CAN STOP HIM

THIS SUMMER, ADAM BRODY AS JOSUKE, HEATH LEDGER AS KIRA AND GARY COLEMAN AS KOICHI

DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE

IN A WORLD WHERE SALVATION RESTS ON ESPERS, ALIENS AND TIME TRAVELLERS

ONE WOMAN DECIDES THE VERY FATE OF THE UNIVERSE

THIS SUMMER, REALITY HAS A HIGH PRICE TO PAY...

GOD IS HARUHI SUZUMIYA

IN

THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA