anyone

I watched every episode. Every. Single. Episode. It took me over 4 months but I was determined to try and find the secret of the show, the reason so many people liked it so much, the secret that I obviously just hadn't found yet. 26 episodes of pure tedium later, I finally realised; it's not there. There is no redeeming factor to this show. As stupid as it sounds to say this of an animated TV show, it has no soul. No depth, no substance, nothing positive about it whatsoever.
I want my 12 hours back, maybe I'd use it in a more productive and entertaining manner. Like stapling hot sheets of metal to my face.

Fuck. That's it, /a/, I'm finished. My sexuality is forfeit. I give up. HAPPY NOW?
Excuse me while I go download Boku no Pico and fap while I cry.
>these are my feelings word for word. Damn you /a/, damn you /c/, damn you /b/ damn you 4chan

Some of my pasta is just funny quotes too.

Half the target audience is little girls; the other half targets little girls.

I hope they find Michael's corpse and Klan Klan uses it as a dildo for a few years

I'd gladly make bacon sandwiches for Manabi. I'd give my life for her. I'm not talking about sexual partnership either. I'd become her personal slave, if necessary. Bringing her her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, Big Macs, and cherry soda would bring me great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals I would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.
Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, I would not grow tired of serving her. I would work harder than ever to make her happy. I would learn to cook new recipes, I would roast entire Turkeys for her, I would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering loli fat, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell to me with fat, blubbering lips: onii-chan, it's time for mah dinner!
And I would come. Fork and knife in hand, I would enter her bedroom. Her glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as I sank my teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, her blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As I neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then I would feast. Oh would I feast.

Dear Perrine,
Please allow me to impregnate you so that you and Mio may have children of your own.
Sincerely,
Anonymous

>Pick of the Week (08:42 AM EDT): It's little surprise what got the nod as the Pick of the Week this week as the Bandai Entertainment / Kadokawa Pictures USA release of >Lucky Star Vol. #1 nabbed that honor. The first volume is out today in both a regular and limited edition form which contains a number of amusing goodies to tempt fans with.
A REAL Japanese school girl shat in the box! LIMITED EDITION LUCKY SHIT!

Why doesn't he just transmute say, a truck full of kittens into his mother? Surely a truck full of kittens is the equivalent to a complete, working human.

Subaru is the love of my life.

No girl could ever be as cool and sexy as my precious Subaru. Every day I sit and watch Nanoha StrikerS for hours on end, when she gets hurt in battle I hurt myself, when she cries I cry too, and when she smiles I reach over and touch the cold screen in the desperate hope that one day I might be able to fall through the monitor and we can be together. People say that my Subaru is gay but I know that's not true, I'm sure that we could be so happy together, we'd go for walks in the countryside, I'd buy her nice clothes to wear and I'd treat her like the princess she truly is. One day she'll tearfully tell me about her tragic background and I'll gently wipe the tears from her soft cheeks and then tenderly kiss her quivering lips. She'll wrap her arms tightly around me and I'll bask in her warmth knowing that I've finally found true happiness.
Until then I'll continue my daily ritual, hour upon hour in front of the screen as my body slowly withers, crumbles and then turns to dust. I'm waiting for you my love, please come and save me soon.

I see a sexy Erica in a hot pose like this wanting to get a ride for herself and her 2 friends. I smile and pull my truck over to the side of the road. Then I RUN HER ASS OVER REPEATEDLY!!! Backing up and then going forward again as i listen to the sweet sounds of her loud painful, but brief screams of agony and the satisfying sound of her bones crunching under my Goodyear tires. The best sounds come from when I mash her ribs and skull in. Then with my tires covered in a dark red mud from a mixture of the dirt and her blood, I floor it and peel out knowing that one again i helped out the world!

Fuck you, now I'm hungry.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what watching Princess Tutu is like.

The Cowboy is the power of immortality, which Vicious has. The captain of the ship, Jet, has the Cowboy. He transferred the Cowboy to Spike while strangling him in episode 21. Spike wanted this, and he deliberately told Faye to not interfere.

However, the Cowboy does not activate unless receiver dies first. This is shown when the pirate kills Vicious after transferring the Cowboy to her. Jet's Cowboy activated when he shot himself. Here is one of the big misconceptions that most people have: The transfer of the Cowboy does not involve death of the transferrer. The pirate was crazy and killed herself after she transferred her Cowboy. Ed was injured from the battle and died. So basically, after episode 21, Spike had Jet's Cowboy (inactivated) and Vicious's contracted Bebop.

When Spike got stabbed by Faye at the end, his Cowboy was activated. What supports this is that Ein got Spike's memories when he touched him, just like Spike did when he touched Vicious back in Io. The only way this could have happened is his Cowboy activating. This pretty much confirms that he has the Cowboy.

Unlike Vicious, and Jet, who lost their Bebops because the people who contracted them died, Spike didn't obtain Vicious's Cowboy and thus kept his Bebop, while having the Cowboy (which he obtained from Jet at the same time). Spike therefore has achieved COWBOY BEBOP.

Hey /a/. I've got an idea. Let's make Naruto our own Fight Club. And what's the first rule of Fight Club ?
DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT !

>>15622439
God damnit I keep scrolling over those lines.

>Oh Jesus Christ, the Dragonball movie is REAL?!
I feel sick...
I hope my body can take it.

>What the fuck is up with the male drawings? They look like they have the body of a 12 year old boy.
Everyone's pedo in Japan. Even the girls.

I don't care about what happened to Suiseiseki. We're presented to a cast of unlikable lucky weirdos with some forced degree of style that despite being amusing at times were ultimately purposeless; like the whole show. Rozen Maiden was a great comedy, I'll give you that.

OK. Rosario + Vampire is a steaming pile of shit so far.
But, I can't get enough of it, what the fuck is wrong with me?

Which do you prefer: A smart, fat girl or a dumb, skinny one?
Smart and fat. I can starve her to make her skinny. Since she's smart (and hostile because she's hungry), it'll feel like a new season of Death Note.

>>15622477
Why WHY am I loling so hard?

>>15622477

This is beautiful.

>>15622544
It's like aids?

Isn't it kinda hard to keep up the tsun facade after you marry the guy?
>>I...idiot... I'm not marrying you because I like you or anything. I just wanted some wedding cake, that's all...
>>Stop looking at me like that!

Mudo walked around the outside of the school building.

"Why haven't I touched her yet?" he thought to himself. "I bet she feels nice."

Don't know if it is a thing everyone knows but me, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NRRRWHRRRNRRWHRRRRRR NRRRWHRRR SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND OF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ANIME IN EXISTANCE, paranoi agent or whatever that crap anime it was used it all the time, princess monoke had some spots with that sound, cowboybeepbop throwaway episode with the slime had it. EVERY AFUCKING ANIME HAS THAT DAMN FUCKING NOISE IN IT, WHEN WHEN, IS IT SOME KINDA JAPANESE CONSPIRACY TO TURN ME INTO SOME WEEABOO FAGGOT? I've somealways hated anime but watched some out of pure imsomnia, and now three weeks later I've seen every fucking anime in existance. AND IT HAS TO BE DUE TO THAT FUCKING NOISE. THAT FUCKING NOISE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCING NOISE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO NAIL ALL OF MY ANIME TO THE FUCKING WALL SO I WILL NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THAT SHIT AGAIN.

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

>>15622605
best pasta ever plz post the comic

Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.

First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. BEcause that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded danxcing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.

AND NO IT'S NOT A COPY PASTA I'VE JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING.

FUCK YOU

I've been looking for weeks, who has the FABULOUS JoJo copypasta!?

>>15622460

That's the mac copypasta. You can't do that on the internet.

>>15622651
>Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls.

That was the whole damn point of the first episode you idiot.

(Looks like I just got troll'd.)

>>15622477
AHAHHAHAH OH GOD

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.

You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

I'm a LEGIT anime viewer, unlike you guys.

Every series I have seen, I own on DVD. Not only that, but I did my room like a Japanese living room, so I could get the full effect. Bring out some tea and some Sushi and I'm set to start watching. After the OP of every episode, I pause it and switch to my VHS of recorded Japanese commercials for 2 minutes. I do the same thing in between eye catches and whatnot. I even bought DVDs of other Japanese shows that aren't anime related, and I set up a schedule so that each show airs during a different timeslot in my house. I doubt any of you do this. You mindlessly marathon your anime series, not being able to take in the full effect of a weekly episode. You're butchering the way they were meant to be seen. Shame on all of you.

I'm pretty much a real Japanese person.

Bleach is a very well-thought out metaphor for the immigration problems facing the United States. The series revolves around three main planes of
existence, each with a real-world counterpart. Hueco Mundo is analogous to Mexico, the "real world" is analogous
to the United States, and Soul Society represents the United States government. The beings from Hueco Mundo, known as Hollows, are the illegal immigrants who come in to the real world in search of food because
their own home is a barren wasteland and desert. Unfortunately, they feast on human souls, much like real Mexicans,
which causes Soul Society to despise them and force them to become proper citizens by purifying the Hollows with a zanpakuto, a process
symbolic of acquiring legal citizenship. One rebellious man from Soul Society named Aizen is trying to give the illegal immigrants power
and status as well as overthrow the corrupt Soul Society government only to be confronted by the main character, Ichigo, who has an internal conflict
due to trying to stop the Hollows despite being half-Hollow, or half-Mexican himself.

I'm hungry now, fuck you anon.

>>15622651
God how I hated that picture.

>>15622537
Some of the characters are cool, and DISCO LADY DISCO LADY

Agreed! How can anyone enjoy porn without penis?
I mean, if you don't like penis, you're just an insecure faggot who can't handle your own masculinity - you feel inferior when you see a proper penis being used in the right way.

Only when you embrace your love to watch cock can you reach true masculinity, and stop being a worthless faggot. We who truly understand pornography realize that the goodness of any one scene or image is almost directly proportional to the total amount of penis shown.

Now, all you other faggot posters, go on! Throw away your faggot "lesbians" and "girls", and embark on the path to heterosexuality! Then, you can join REAL men over in /y/, where we can watch mile upon mile of delicious penis while we are completely secure in our heterosexuality, unfazed by the torrent of sweet, sweet cock.

>>15622639
looking
have way too many manga edits ;_;

Now, I am no weeaboo, hell im surprised I even like Rozen Maiden. I've only been watching since like Friday. The thing is, I think I have fallen in love. I've seen suiseiseki on /a/ for ever, but I never really paid attention to her. After watching the anime I realize there will never be a girl like suiseiseki. This is worse than that guy who likes T-Rex's, I can see porn of suiseiseki, but she was or never will be real. Every time I think about her I get butterflies in my stomach, I start to turn read and giggly, for the past two days I've done nothing but think about her, If I had to murder my sister in the slowest way possible to be able to make Suiseiseki real, then I would do it in a heart beat. Every night the last thing I think of is Suiseiseki, every morning the first thing I think about it Suiseiseki. My only chance at having her is finding a Christmas-themed Heterochromic, Brunette, dwarf wearing 1800's clothes. It wouldn't be Suiseiseki though. Today a friend of mine, a girl ill have you know, Asked me to be her boyfriend, I sobbed and told her my story. She didn't speak a word, just sat there kind of depressed looking. But I dont care about her, I care about suiseiseki. Nothing appeals to me any more because it isnt her, I haven't eaten, slept, or played my mmofagpg's. I just sit here thinking about suiseiseki. I want to be locked in a room, with just a picture of Suiseiseki forever. This way we can be together. So if you think your holiday sucks, think of me, /a/.

>>15622182
Why cant I unsee this?

>>15622707

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Omg hai ^___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then sasuke held me close =^______^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

>>15622723

>Today a friend of mine, a girl ill have you know, Asked me to be her boyfriend, I sobbed and told her my story. She didn't speak a word, just sat there kind of depressed looking. But I dont care about her, I care about suiseiseki.

ahahahaha, this part always gets me

I am the Bel of my Air.

CTRL+C is my body, and CTRL+V is my blood.
I have reposted over a thousand posts.
Unaware of post limits.
Nor aware of flood protection.
Withstood bans to ruin many threads.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life is Unlimited Copy-Pasta Works

And that is presicly my point. Every character who has a chance to win should be given a fair chance to win and not fake voted to death. If you don't like a certain character that's just fine, vote against them then. But to go and start fake voting all over the place to raise the spirits of the character's fans just to slam them into the ground with despair in the end is a VERY dirty, underhanded, and low way to win.

Posting pics of your character when you vote, i don't care! announce for the whole world to hear of your support for a character, i don't care! try to rally support for or against a character, i don't care! But to purposely "gang-up" on a certain character to eliminate her from the tournament with fake votes because she posses a threat to your favorite character either in the round or the next round is NOT the way to do things.

>>15622605
did anyone else think her feet were nipples from seeing the thumbnail?

>>15622779

What im trying to say is that Kagami's match was unfairly done and NEEDS to be redone. If Kagami had lost fair and square to Rena then that would have been that. I would still be angry yes, but at least i would have known that Kagami gave it her all. That time around was NOT fair at all. There were so many fake votes that it scewed the votes so badly into making people think that Kagami was winning. Imagine plenty of people's horror when they saw that she had lost because of 600 damn fake votes (that's a 3rd of all the votes cast for her). You know i literally threw-up when i saw this because of the pain i felt in my stomach. I'm sure, no.. I'm positive that Kagami would have won if it were not because if the damn fake votes screwing things up.

Now i know you say don't pay attention to the update votes, but some people don't know that! They look and see that either their character is leading by alot or is falling behind and they would react in the same way any normal person would do in that situation! See that their character is leading by alot; "wow my vote would pretty much be useless now wouldn't it." When they see them trailing by alot; "Oh no! I gotta round up help!" or "Oh man she's getting beaten bad. I think I'll vote for her just out of pity." The next thing you know the voting world has been flipped on it head with an unexpected win/lose.

I know. These Touhoufags don't really know Japan like we do, they're just fakers.

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>>15622787

Basically what im saying is that fake votes are a serious problem with Saimoe that NEEDS to be looked into and stopped. Once we get that cleared out of the way then a TRUE competition can be held. I'd say ban the person's IP address from voting for the rest of the match if he/she is seen fake voting, AND have their original vote nullified. This would solve the problem very quickly. May cost a few characters wins but at least it would pretty much stop all the fake voting and give us a fair vote all the way through with little protest.

>>15622734
>>15622734
>>15622734
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>>15622734

This is a story about how anime saved my life.

Basically, last week I was hit by a drunk driver on the interstate. My car flipped off the side of the highway and landed. I lay there, pinned under my compacted car, trapped deftly in my seat by metal and seatbelt. Bleeding profusely from my head and my leg from what I can tell, a pulsing knot in the side of my head from impact.

Basically, I knew I had a concussion at this point, things were blurry around me. So I had to stay awake, somehow. The pain in my head was getting pretty bad and I started singing "Nantokanare" from the Akagi OST I was listening to before I left. I was singing it at the top of my lungs, trying to fight through the pain of the concussion when they finally pulled me from the car and cut me loose. This continued until I actually got to the ER apparently through the entire ambulance ride. I don't remember much of what actually went on between the accident and the hospital, just being told I was singing really loudly the entire time and because my concussion they couldn't sedate me.

On the plus side, they said staying awake so long probably saved my life.

tl;dr
don't drive drunk, watch more animu

I wish to live in a Jojo world...

The man was crazy. I knew it when I first met him for that interview. He came to me with this "idea" of his for a mecha anime. I probably should have just showed him the door, but I'm a nice guy.

I listened to him as he spoke, and there were some things I liked, and some things I didn't. Three of the main characters were female, one being a blue haired albino, one a red head, and the other a purple haired fun loving drunk. Sound like a success at first, right?

But then there were the things I didn't like... The protagonist, to start off, was "to be realistic", as he put it. That's not what people watch anime for, I thought to myself, but I let him continue. Then he described the robots. Couldn't fly, and they ran on power cords. No space battles, in other words. The futuristic setting that he had me imagine wasn't really different from the present day. Nothing unusual. And lastly, it was his refusal to use J-pop. He practically had plans for bringing in an entire orchestra, for pete's sake!

I was in a hurry that day, so I gave it to him without thinking. In retrospect, I regret it. This show is probably going to flop hardcore. It's way too risky of a show. I'm scared to admit I approved it.

This just might be the worst decision of my life...

>>15622734
Because you spend too much time in /d/

>If you ever let your kids watch EVA as kids I can promise you that their lives will never be the same as other kids.
I'm making my kids watch School Days.
they'll grow up loving boats

>>15622734

>>15622605

Don't be a pussy.

Mudo walked around the outside of the school building.

"Why haven't I touched her yet?" he thought to himself. "I bet she feels nice."

Just then he saw the object of his thoughts, the thing known as Potemayo sleeping in the sunshine under a tree. She wasn't wearing the bottom part of her clothes, whatever it is. Then he saw it billowing on a clothes line, drying in the sunlight.

"She must have wet herself again" he thought. For some reason, this made him feel a little aroused. "Now's my chance."

Mudo walked up to where it was laying and reached his hand downwards. She made pleasing sounds in her sleep. His hand came into contact with her rotund body.

"At last" he thought. Potemayo felt soft and warm to the touch, like a warm bag of oatmeal. Mudo then proceeded to pick her up. He squeezed her quite gently. She stirred slightly. "Suny-ao" she murmured in her half awake state.

A devilish thought came into Mudo's mind.

>>15622874

He held her tightly and ran into the school building towards the bathrooms. Checking that no one had seen him, he went inside. The room was empty.

Mudo entered one of the stalls and locked the door. Potemayo was awake by now. "Honi honi" she cooed looking up at him with her large round eyes from the toilet seat where he had placed her.

Slowly, Mudo began to undo his trousers and pull them down. When they had been removed he quickly grabbed Potemayo by her stubby arms and sat on the waiting seat.

Not expecting this, Potemayo started snarling angrily at him.

"SHAAAAAAAAAAAA" she growled, attempting to intimidate him.

Seeing that this had no effect on her captor, Potemayo's anger turned to fear at what was going to happen. This only made Mudo more aroused.

Goddamn, it's like this entire show went through a giant convoluted Moe-machine.
And since when did Rico dress like a faggot scenekid?

I realize Triela has already hit puberty, but is it wrong of me to want to stick it in her pooper? The pigtails

make me think she's a blowjob with handles.

>>15622460

haha oh god this made me lol so hard

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

>>15622884

"Aaaah" he cried as he ran her up and down, alternating between smooth and rough movements.

Potemayo was now visibly terrified and wet herself all over his penis and crotch area. While he enjoyed the feeling of the warm liquid cascading onto his groin, he had been urinated on and saw this as a grave insult.

He picked her up and stabbed at her with his erect penis, causing further cries of fear from his pink haired captive. Mudo then noticed the source of the previous urination, which must be the equivalent of a vagina for a human. It was still trickling urine.
Slowly, he lifted her up again, then began lowering her onto his waiting cock. Potemayo began thrashing to escape, knowing that something bad was going to happen, but it was no use. Mudo's human hands were much stronger than Potemayo.

"I wonder if it will fit" Mudo asked himself as he lay poised to enter his class's mascot creature.

In one swift movement, he brought her down onto his penis, entering her opening roughly. He had no lubricant, and thus it was not an easy fit, and Mudo was sure he felt tearing and rupturing on his way in.

Potemayo let out a screech of agony as the foreign object which was Mudo's penis buried itself deep inside her. Never had she been in such pain.

After a short time of getting used to his situation, where the only thing that happened were more cries from Potemayo, he began thrusting into her. Holding her in place by her arms with his hands, he lifted her up and thrust into her, savouring her tightness around his penis. This carried on until he felt satisfied. He did not care that he was irrevocably damaging the innards of Potemayo, indeed, the pounding had made it easier to move around and the blood acted as a lubricant as it flowed down onto his shaft.

>>15622895

Feeling himself almost and climax, he lifted Potemayo up a last time. Her body felt limp now, her head lolling to one side, moving with the momentum he made. He brought her down onto him and ejaculated forcefully into her insides. Semen trickled down his penis, mixing with the blood.

Letting go of Potemayo, Mudo watched as she was suspended there, impaled on his penis, her chest rising and falling with uneven breath.

Pulling her off his penis, Mudo went to the sink to clean himself of the blood and innards which had resulted from his conquest. Potemayo just lay there in the stall not moving. After putting his trousers back on, he picked her up and went back outside to where he had found her. There was still no one to be seen. He set her down under the tree, then left his prey in its grizzly state.

***

It was the end of school time, and Sunao went to where he had left Potemayo and her clothes drying to pick her up and go home. What he saw almost stopped his heart. Potemayo was laying there on her stomach, facing him, with a trail of blood and a white liquid behind her from where she had obviously crawled a short distance.

"Sunya... oh... Sunya... oh... Sunya" she gasped as she saw him. He ran over to her and held her in his arms.

"Who did this to you?!" he asked, in anger at what had happened to her.

"Sunya... oh..."

Potemayo let out this last syllable, then her laboured breathing finally stopped.

Wow. Just wow.

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

YOU KNOW WHAT NARU? FUCK YOU! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GOD DAMNED WHORE, I SAID IT! IT'S CUNTS LIKE YOU WHO MAKE GUYS LIKE KEITARO THE WAY HE IS, A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING PUSSY! I CAN'T STAND ANIME GIRLS LIKE YOU! A GUY COMES UP AND SHOWS INTEREST IN YOU AND YOU JUST BRUSH HIM OFF BECAUSE YOU THINK HE'S BEING PERVERTED AND THEN WHEN HE GOES OFF TO START A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU GET ALL OFFENDED AND DEFENSIVE THINKING "WHY IS HE TALKING TO HER?" AND THEN YOU AIM THAT JEALOUSY MORE AT KEITARO AND YOU CONFUSE HIM EVEN MORE! GODDAMN YOU NARU, AND IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE THINGS WORSE KEITARO HAS GENUINE ACCIDENTS THAT END UP IN HILARIOUS SITUATIONS AND YOU FUCKING BUTT IN AND PUNCH HIM OR GIVE HIM SOME UNDUE SHIT. I KNOW YOU MARRIED HIM AT THE END OF THE SERIES BUT I HOPE KEITARO WAKES UP ONE DAY FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT AND LEAVES YOUR BITCH ASS HAVING TO TURN TRICKS TO PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS AT TOKYO U WHILE HE’S RUN OFF HAVING A THREESOME WITH MUTSUMI AND KANAKO, AND HELL I BET ADULT KAOLLA AND FUCKING SHINOBU WILL BE THERE SINCE YOU KEPT FUCKING UP THEIR CHANCES WITH KEITARO. HAVE FUN GIVING HAND JOBS BEHIND THE JAPANESE 7-11 DURING THE DAY AND CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT THE ONE TRUE MAN YOU EVER LOVED, OR FOR THAT MATTER EVER TRULY LOVED YOU NO MATTER HOW SHORT A TIME IT WAS, IS GONE AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE! AND WHEN DEATH COMES BREATHING DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECK, YOU CUM GUZZLING DUMPSTER WHORE, I HOPE THE GRIM REAPER TAKES YOU SCREAMING AND PLEADING TO THE VERY DARKEST BLACKEST DEPTHS OF THE HELL YOU CREATED FOR YOURSELF AND YOU SAMPLE THE TORMENT YOU PUT KEITARO THROUGH FOR ALL ETERNITY!

I wish to live in the JoJo world, where everybody is fucking FABULOUS. I can't imagine how unspeakably awesome it would be to get up in the morning and put on my FABULOUS oddly colored clothes that most likely have my name or symbol somewhere on them, put on my weird-color lipstick, and go out and interact with other FABULOUS citizens. It would be so superior to the kind of life I have now.

Not to mention, everyone poses subconsciously. Then after midnight, all stand users gather in an undisclosed location and do everything you've EVER DREAMED OF. DANCE-OFFS, RAVES, SOUL-TRAIN LINES, FIGHT CLUB, STAND-OFFS, KARAOKE, BATTLE OF THE BANDS WITH EVERY SINGLE SONG, EVER.

JOJO A GO!-GO! MUSIC FEST '08 IT'S A FUCKING PARTY TO REMEMBER!!

Excuse me, I have to go fap.

>>15622943

My favorite.

>>15622828

BUT IT'LL BE AAALRIIIGHT!

>>Why is Aya-sama shedding tears? DX
>Because she found out she isn't getting a role in the second season of lucky star.
Because she found out she is getting every role in the second season of lucky star.

Pic unrelated.

>>15622945

YES! Finally!

When Abe is performing fellatio on Michishita, Michishita couldn't hold his bladder and accidentally urinated in Abe's mouth. Abe then suggested that Michishita should empty his bladder in Abe during anal sex, and Michishita did so. When it is Michishita's turn to be on the receiving end, Michishita let his rectum loose and defecated on Abe's penis, much to the dismay of Abe and the embarrassment of a middle-aged man walking by, who was overhearing their conversation.

I am an Otakukin.

I'll be frank and tell you what that is. Basically, we are people who have realized that we were once people from alternate universes. Specifically, we were anime characters in a past life. My site: http://otakukin.atspace.com/index.htm

First off, you must understand our beleifs. We beleive that there is an infinite amount of universes for every possible situation there can ever be. Every TV show, play, idea, ANYTHING, has actually happened in another universe. Souls transcend these barriers between our universes when they leave their bodies, and retain some of the memories of their previous life.

Personally, I am Goku from Dragonball Z. I didn't choose to be Goku, and sometimes I wish I never was. I feel physical pain when I watch episodes in which I am hurt because my soul wishes to remind me that I actually felt what I'm seeing. I thought it was strange at first, but as I came to accept my existence I quickly learned Japanese thanks to my soul's past experience with the language.

No pain amounts to what Cell did to me, though. When I saw that episode for the first time, my parents found me writhing on the floor and groaning. Excuse my language, but I will never forgive that monster: first he had the arrogance to alert me that he was preparing his final attack, then he uttered three words as he fired and killed me. Those three words are forever burned into my soul.

>>15622699
You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

Through much investigation and evidence collecting, I have concluded that Rena Ryuuguu of Higurashi is none other than the GODDAMN BATMAN. Evidence is below:

DETECTIVE SKILLS: Both Batman and Rena possess keen investigative talents that have solved numerous crimes. Rena has shown numerous points of foresight and wisdom beyond what is expected of her age.

FAMILY TRAGEDY: Both Batman and Rena experience tragic events in their lives involving their parents when they were children. Rena's parents divorce, driving her insane and giving birth to the "cute, take everything home" persona, which is a cover-up of her true mentality, similar to the actual Batman persona's creation.

CONTROVERSIAL INVESTIGATIVE METHODS: Both Batman and Rena sometimes use questionable means to gain evidence. Batman hangs criminals out of windows, beats them up, throws them through windows, and whatnot. Rena holds a school hostage and blackjacks Mion's head with the cleaver.

SECRET LAIR: Batman has the Batcave while Rena has the junkyard. Both use their respective hideouts to rest and recuperate.

DISTRUST: At some point in the series, Rena's level of distrust in her friends and everyone else is on par with Batman's level of suspicion and distrust.

SCARE FACTOR: Rena is fucking scary sometimes. Batman is definitely fucking scary.

VIGILANTE: Rena crosses paths with her friends and the police in her investigation of the parasite a few times during Tsumihoroboshi-hen. Batman often crosses with the police when solving a crime.

BODY COUNT: Rena kills two people and is able to take down armed mercenaries during Kai. Batman can kill a dozen people if he wanted to without breaking a sweat.

ALL THIS AND MORE POINT TO RENA BEING THE GODDAMNED, MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN.

PROVE ME WRONG, /a/.

Fellow Tenshinhans.

I come before you today, as Tenshinhan as when we were first blessed with this magnificent series of images. Where our lord Son Goku who art in Tenshinhan Heaven, refuses to join the great Mexican Frieza. I am here now to bring forth the Tenshinhan army. We few who know the true power of worship and the Tenshinhan way.

This is our call to arms! Let no thread go untouched by the power of Tenshinhan. Spread our gospel to every corner of /a/! Not only should we keep a thread for fellow Tenshinhan's open everyday, we should proselytize the other threads. The Lucky Stars, the Gurren Laganns, the dancing, the NHK, the Jojo, the DESU. They shall be taught the glory that is the path to supreme Tenshinhan heaven, where our lord Son Goku resides.

Go forth, my brothers! Spread the gospel!

>>15623024
lolwut

>>15623024
The 3 words were SHOOP DA WHOOP

Kaiji waited. The electric bar below him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were contenders on the bars. He saw, but hadnt expected this at all. His warnings to Sahara were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kaiji was a loser for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the gambles and he said to dad "I want to be the gamblers daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY YAKUZA"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the 22 floor of starside hotel he knew there were yakuza.
"This is Ishida" the voice behind him crackered. "You must take the moneys"
So Kaiji gotted his moneys and walked the bar.
"YOU GOING TO HELP MY WIFE" said the Ishida
"I will pay at her" said Kaiji and walked forward. Ishida believed at him and tried to support him up. But then the legs fell and they were trapped and not able to stand.
"No! I must help the contenders" Kaiji shouted
Ishida said "No, Kaiji. You are the contenders"
And then Kaiji was alone.

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rika are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Rika's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples.

Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.

You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her legs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, thrusting in, taking her cherry in one quick stroke, listening to her quickening breathing, her girlish moans and gasps, her flat chest rising and falling rapidly as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm and feels a man's cum flooding through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time.

You're all freaks. Rika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>15623214
yessssssssssssssssssss

HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT
THATS SO MOE ITS LIKE IM GETTING POTEMAYO JAMMED IN MY ASS BY ANA COPPOLA

>>15623247
you're welcome.
I hadn't ever named it, so it was like 103946728.jpg at the time, buried in an older directory.

Thanks to sailor moon I discovered masturbation.
After watching an episode when I was a kid I wanted to find pictures so I looked sailor moon up on yahoo

which was popular at the time. What I discovered was hentai. Lots and lots of hentai about my precious sailor scouts. I looked at parts of their body I had no idea they had. I fapped.

Holy fuck, you're retarded. An animu episode contains thousands and thousands of drawn frames. Do you honestly expect that every single one is going to look like a goddamn piece of art? Take kaminaclose as an example. I really had to strain to see anything wrong with it, and the poster says that Kamina's eyes are slightly crooked. What the fuck? This image only stayed on the screen for a small fraction of the second,

and you expect the artist to bust out the slide rule or some shit and line up his eyes perfectly, even though they're very small in this frame anyway?

Love of my life was my half sister
Motivated by desire to destroy the Britannian Empire
High school student by day, terrorist leader of the Order of the Black Knights by night
Body mass index indicates I should be dead
Unable to control my Geass ability
Beautiful hair and skin
Most of my friends are either idiots or trying to kill me
Social recluse, but every girl at Ashford Academy wants me anyway
17 years old
Accidentally killed most of my siblings
Living with a green haired immortal witch who eats far too much Pizza Hut

I'm the one who is going to take over the world.

>>15623342
A common tale.

First I'd take her and break her horns with a sledgehammer. While she's stumbling around in pain, I'd trip her and hold her head on the ground with my hobnailed boot. I'd then proceed to rip her silky purple hair out in huge hunks. She'd scream the whole time of course with her face a mess with her own blood. After scalping her with my own hands I'd start to kick her face around yelling SCORE! SCORE! SCORE! until she's stopped moaning. I'd revive her by dunking her head in ice cold water until she starts screaming again. I'd just slap her face and dunk her in the water again. When she's good and water-logged, I'd hang her upside-down and out to dry by nailing her toes to a tree. By then she'd be delusional and wanting death, which she'll get, but not yet. After making her eat my shit, she'd wash it down with a warm fresh draft of my piss. Being revived again, I'd proceed to rape her with a broom handle until I could see the bulge of the tip under her stomach. By now, I'd get bored and just snap her neck. Because Hanyuu is awesome, and none of you bitches deserve her more than I do.

Don't why notepad has been screwing up the line breaks today, normally doesn't do so.

“The more you squirm around,” Shinji said softly, “the longer this is going to take.”
Rei frowned slightly, squirming a bit in spite of the young man’s admonition. “I am sorry…” she whispered. “I

am… unused to the feeling.”
“Just hold still,” Shinji whispered, “you’ll make me lose my concentration.”
Rei shivered, her breath coming in shallow gasps. “It… feels very nice…” she murmured, pressing back

against him, “do not stop, please.”
Shinji smiled. “I wasn’t planning to,” he whispered gently. The First Child sighed contentedly as Shinji’s

fingers continued to work their magic. “You like that?”
“Yes,” the blue-haired girl breathed, “but please… do it harder… mmmm…”
Instead of complying, Shinji deliberately lightened his touch. “I don’t want to spoil you.”
“Please…?” Rei asked quietly, smiling softly and closing her eyes.
“Only because you said please,” Shinji whispered against her ear.
“Mmmmm…”
For several long minutes, the only sound that could be heard was the First Child’s soft moans.
“I like the way this feels,” she said seriously.

>>15623392
geez - I was just about to post this - doesn't seem coincidental.

I think all of that would be a little overkill. Personally, I would first tie her up on one of those cement slab

tables. Then I would clamp her head so that it stays still.
As she looks up to me in horror, I take an icepick and a hammer from under the table and show them to her.

Then, after letting her plead for her life, gently set the tip of the icepick on her forehead, and without too much force, tap it into her brain through her skull. Then after hearing and enjoying her screams, i'd use the
icepick to scramble her frontal lobe. Then I'd pull it out, put a band-aid on her wound, and have sex with her vegitated body.

Nia is everything that is not human. From birth to death, she is beautiful, unlike ugly humanity. And I alone know that her piss and shit are delicious, like flower water and Orange Peking Duck. You see, aboard the Dai-Gurren, I volunteered to be her toilet, telling her that this is a human tradition for princesses. Ever since, I've had meal after delicious meal, alone with her. And, of course, I have to clean her afterwards, like any good toilet would. Her giggles and squeals are the best dessert a man could ever ask for. Nobody has discovered our secret, and I will happily die, the last man alive, after her Anti-Spiral body fails, its purpose fulfilled. Nia has been good to me. So good. I will miss her.

If you think about it, incest would solve so many of society's biggest problems today. How many of them are because people want more sex?

Too many people get in bad relationships because of sex. Too many teens don't have an outlet and have unsafe sex with strangers.

Incest could solve all these problems. Imagine a society where it is not just accepted, but common practice, for those who enter puberty to begin having sexual relations within their family. Mothers and fathers could teach their teen children safe sex, and provide an outlet for the sexual feelings they begin to have. Teens would no longer have a reason to have casual sex with strangers.

People would still get married, but it would be something driven by genuine friendship, not sex, since no one would be desperate for sex any more. Divorce rates would plummet.

Incest. Right for the family. Right for America.

Haruto:

Three years ago, a TIME WARP suddenly appeared...
If you believe it!
Haruto! Haruto! Believe it! Belieeeee-ee-e-e-e-eve it...

Here I am with my SOS Brigade.
SOS Brigade, let's go play.
Haruto! We're on the run.
Haruto! We'll have some fun.
With time travellers, aliens, espers and sliders,
Come up and stand by my side.
ItSOOki, he's really cool.
Mikuru. The beautifool.
Kowagaruna Haruhi, saoto mamore!

I love underaged girls for many reasons and my age range is anything from 8 to 30 years old. The perfect loli age for me is around 10-12 years old. She still has no pubic hair or breasts but her overall body already has some sexy form.

Yotsuba: I love her smooth bare chests with 2 cute little nipples. I like to gently squeeze her breast area so that it looks like she does have breasts, then I suck her nipples, pretend breasts and all.

Bald hairless pre-pubescent vagina: God's gift to mankind. Unlike women's vaginas, yotsuba's vaginas are completely hairless and look like beautiful flowers, not fish. My penis would usually be too big to insert into her vagina so I just place the head of my penis onto her vagina and make short and gentle thrusting motions.

Alternatively, I like to just use her vagina hole to caress my penis up and down, from the base to the tip. The friction alone is enough to make me cum.

Her little mouth and little fingers: Like her vagina, a little girl's mouth is not enough to take the whole of my penis but they can take enough. The combination of her inexperienced mouth around the tip of my penis and her hands clutched around my shaft is heavenly.

Her carefree and innocent personality: Unlike a woman, a little girl is not bitter, jaded or cynical. Her desire for money hasn't come around yet so she only has one thing that motivates her: curiosity for the unknown.

The look of a girl's face when she sees an erect penis for the first time is a mastercard moment.

And that's why I love yotsuba.

>>15623407
cuz it's notepad...
try wordpad

I was at an anime convention listening to a Norio Wakamoto panel. When it was finally my turn to ask a question I leaned into the microphone and said two words: "Very Melon". There was some nervous and confused laughter from the audience but Wakamoto seemed to understand.

A wry smile slowly spread across his face and he leaned forward, saying in simple English, "I sing it?". I pulled my ipod out of my pocket and within a few minutes we'd hooked it up to the speakers.

The flowers that blossom around the lake near the Scarlet Devil Mansion are said to be one of the most beautiful scenes of nature, second only to the sakura of the Hakurei Shrine. It is no surprise, then, that the lake is a popular destination for the humans from the village nearby. Though traveling to the lake can said to be dangerous, one must not forget that humans from Gensokyou are much more capable than those outside; For the most part, a human could ward off a few threatening youkai. More of a problem to the flower viewing groups were the fairies, whose pranks and games spoiled the day's events for the visitors. Needless to say, when I woke up on the shore of the lake after taking a slightly drunken nap and finding myself alone, put me in a less than desirable situation. Somehow my friends whom I came with had either forgotten me, or had been chased away by something while I slept.

>>15623531

I wasn't going to get back home by laying there, so I brushed off my clothes and started towards the path to the village. It was then that I heard the sharp sound of ice cracking behind me. Well, there weren't any humans around, and it was definitely too warm for ice, so I suspected some youkai. Whatever was behind me had not made their move, so I gripped the talisman in my pocket and prepared myself for an attack that would at least scare the youkai away. Quickly, I turned and lunged toward my enemy. As luck would have it, my sudden movement was successful in surprising the enemy as it screamed and covered it's face as I rapidly approached. At that point, I no longer considered the enemy much of a threat. It was probably a fairy that meant to have fun scaring the lone human on the beach. I had meant to stop the attack at once, and leave the shaken fairy behind. However, the fact that I had passed by the water line and was still on solid ground had never registered in my head. As I slipped on the ice with no control in regard to my path, I braced myself for the upcoming collision.

>>15623514
fixed it - turned word wrap off
haven't been this drunk in a long while ~<3


As the first few notes played Wakamoto turned into an entirely different man. He began to literally shake in his chair, exactly like Chiyo-chan's dad, and then an unearthly growling scream came out of his mouth. "CATCH MY HEEEAAAAARRRRT" was blasted through the microphone, literally shattering this girl's glasses in front of me.

When it was all over everybody in the audience except for me was collapsed on the floor. Wakamoto turned back into his normal self and said "was good?". I merely smiled at him and raised my fist in the air.

I had an /a/ experience over Labor day weekend.

We threw a big family and friends party Sunday night and I was in charge of getting some music together. I decided on going purely classic rock since the age group at the party would be all over and it wouldn't be too offensive to the neighbors a block away.

>>15623542

Our bodies crashed together, rather, I had more or less tackled the fairy, and slammed down onto the ice. After that moment of confusion and pain, I opened my eyes to find myself on top of what appeared to be a young fairy girl, though the small lumps I felt touching my chest could have told me that much. Though I wanted very much to stay in that position, her body was cold to the touch and the sensation was strange enough to warrant moving aside. I suppose she might have yelled at me for taking so long, had she been conscious. The tumble backwards had been stopped by her head, and the unfortunate girl had been knocked out. Luckily, it seemed her head was somewhat thick, as there was no blood and she was still breathing.

>>15623550

Still recovering from the crash, I sat down next to the girl and took a glance at her. She was fairly attractive, and that is saying a lot, coming from a human. Her small figure and cute appearance lent well to the playful outfit she was wearing, ribbons and all. My fingers could not resist her adorable sleeping face, as I poked the pale cheeks and lips. Her skin was cold, but not unbearable, and her face twitched occasionally as I toyed with her face, hoping she would wake up soon. Sometime between my realization of having a cute and helpless girl at my disposal, and her soft moaning from who knows what dream she was having, did I let my thoughts go impure for a split second.

So I compile a playlist and throw it on an iPod and everything is going great. So I'm chilling in the pool after enjoying a few drinks and all of the sudden a certain song comes on but I'm a bit slow to really realize what is going on because I had been drinking a bit.

Well all the sudden it hits me. I start to feel panic and shoot a look over at my girlfriend and she's wide-eyed and turning red. Everyone in a one block radius was about to be exposed to 2000 some watts of the most super kawaii-est Lucky Star fandub ever by Riri-chan and Bera-chan.

Well it was too late the fandub started before I could get out of the pool and get myself dried. THEN the questions started, oh god the questions.

Anyway by the end of the night I copied the song to no less than 5 iPods by the end of the night.

Hay all you peoples! I started reading jojo's bizzare adventure and I LOVE IT!!! IT'S THE MOST PERFECT MANGA IN EVERY WAY!! I loved it so much that i showed it to everyone at the other forum and now it's getting a lot of replies! seriously I can't think of anything wrong with it, it's so random and all the characacters are so hawt! ^o^

Anyhoos here we post our fvorite character nd why they are, and please no ignorant trolls -.-

Mine's kakyoin-san because he's the smexiest out of everyone else (especialy when he's friendly w/ jojo *swoon~~*)

Ready, set, GO!!!!

>>15623559

I brought my face so close to hers that I could feel her breath. I envisioned a scenario in which she anxiously waited with her eyes closed for my kiss...so I held her cheek with one hand and brought my lips to hers. The fridgid but soft feeling of her lips, and the escape of my first kiss made the moment surreal. It was probably the most exhillerating second of my life, though I felt like an incredibly perverted and disgusting person afterwards. Not wanting to defile the innocent girl any further, I shook my head to bring myself back into reality.

Having both knocked the fairy out and stolen her precious thing, I felt very responsible to care for her. I suppose her angelic appearance had something to do with it as well, and I soon found myself treading the path back home while holding her in my arms. I walked nearly a mile before I noticed she had woke and was staring at my face. I had not known for how long she had been conscious, but upon my noticing, she blushed heavily and started to squirm in my arms. I tried to let her down, but she was screaming in my ear and trying to escape at the same time.

>>15623574

"Wha.. What are you doing!? Let me down, you IDIOT!"
She fell to the ground with a flop.
"I was just trying to help.. I'm sorry."
"You attacked me, jerk! You good for nothing jerk!"
"No! I didn't mean to. There was the ice, and I..."
"You ran into me! You should apologize!"
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry..."
"Fine, enough! I'll forgive you this time."

With that, she crossed her arms and stared at me. I tried to ask her if she was okay and if there was anything I could do to help, but the more I asked, the more her face became red and the sharper her responses became. Finally, I gathered my courage and said what had been on my mind the whole time. "I want to see you again." She blushed profusely and quickly turned her back to me. For a while, she said nothing and made no movements. I was about to say something when she suddenly blurted out; "Why?"

>>15623580

"Why? Well, I um.. I thought you were.. cute."
I saw her slightly jump when I called her cute. Of course, it was much easier to say this to her back, and I probably wouldn't have been able to say it at all to her face. Thankfully, she stayed turned around.
"I thought it would be nice to talk to you. I've never had the chance to talk with a cute fairy."
"I.. I dont care! Do whatever you want."
I placed my hand on her head and ruffled her hair.
"Well then, it is getting late. I'd better leave for tonight..."
She remained silent, but was fidgeting, as if she had something to say.

"I'll stop by the lake tomorrow, Ice Fairy."
"Cirno...", she muttered
"What?"
"Cirno."
"Cirno?", I questioned
"I have a name you know. It's Cirno."
"Okay, Cirno. I'll see you tomorrow. Goodnight, Cirno."
She spun around and stuck her tongue out at me before fluttering away.

>>15623590

The next day I set off for the lake with a pocket deep with snacks and my talisman even deeper. I managed to find Cirno playing with another girl that resembled a bird. She flew over to me, and introduced herself as Mystia Lorelei. I was quite concerned about the large talons that protruded from her fingers, but she assured me that she would not harm me since I was Cirno's boyfriend. I had not thought myself as her boyfriend quite yet, and had wondered if Cirno had told her that or if she just assumed it. In any case, I gave Cirno some of the snacks I had brought, and handed my portion to Mystia.

We talked for a while as they munched on the snacks, and as she finished her last one, Mystia hopped up from where she was sitting and announced she was leaving.

"I'll leave you two lovebirds alone for now."
"Whaaaaat?!" Cirno exclaimed.
"Oh, you know. I was flying by last evening and saw your fateful encounter."

She spun around as if she was some love struck girl, drunk with emotion. She then leaned toward us with her finger pointed out.

"I saw that too... The kiss! Oh, it was so romantic!"
Mystia giggled and soared into the sky while laughing to herself.

The silence that followed was terrifying. Of course, I had nothing to say that would help the situation, so I mentally prepared myself for the impending volley of insults. When none came, I risked a glance at her face, which was full more of pain then anger. The tears running down her cheek left me feeling more despicible than any curses she could muster. Without a word, she slowly staggered away, covering her face with trembling hands. I was left alone, then my legs became weak and I fell to the ground. In shame and anger, I beat my fists to the floor until I no longer felt the impact. Though I found myself in my own bed the next morning, I was too overcome with self loathing to remember when or how I made it home.

>>15623604

The next day presented an overcast sky and rain showers, which was representative of my mood. I tried to think as little as possible knowing there was nothing I could do to redeem myself. I layed pitifully on the floor throughout the day, eating only out of necessity. When I heard a knock on the door in the afternoon, I wondered what idiot would be walking around in this storm. I did not expect it to be little Mystia, and I quickly pulled her inside to get out of the pouring rain.

"Mystia, whats wrong?" I said, not being in the mood for small talk.
"It's Cirno. She has just been standing outside all day. She hasn't moved and wont respond to me. I don't know what you did to her, but its your responsibility. She has been acting funny ever since she saw you."
"What do you mean, ever since she saw me?"
"She was watching you for a long time before you got up and started to leave. I thought it was odd that she wasn't doing anything but watching you so I stuck around... It seems unusual to me, but I'd say, probably, she liked you."
"So, when I was about to leave..."

>>15623569
>he's friendly w/ jojo
I'd sage if I didn't know that is a pasta

take this instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yebImNuJVfg

>>15622828
This is the best. I can't help imagining a half-dead guy singing "NANTOKANAAAREEE" while bleeding profusely.

>>15623620

I too, thought it would be unusual for the fairy girl to have mutual feelings for me. That, or she tried hard to hide her emotions. In any case, the pieces started to come together, and I found myself full of more self hatred but nonetheless inspired to help. I told Mystia that I would take care of the problem somehow, and ran off to find Cirno.

I found her just as Mystia had said, standing outside in the rain. Whether it was tears or rain that covered her face, I could not tell, but she made no motion to wipe them off. Though I was scared to do so, I approached her and placed my hand on her shoulder. When I touched her, she snapped at me.

>>15623637

"Dont touch me!"
I jumped back in surprize
"Do you just go around, touching girls whenever you want!?"
"No! I know I shouldn't have done that.. that kiss. You were too pretty, I was too stupid, and I couldn't stop myself"
"You disgust me, you pervert."
"I know. I'm sorry. I can't help it... I like you, Cirno."
"But, do you love me?"
"Well, if its between loving or hating.. I don't hate you."
"I'll never forgive you."
"You don't have to. I deserve it."
"What you do deserve, is punishment."

>>15623651

From somewhere behind me, a cold breeze blew, and before I could react, my hands and feet were captured in a cage of ice. I crumbled to the ground, unable to balance myself. Cirno rolled me onto my back, towering over me and wearing a mischievous grin. I was wondering how many seconds I had to live before she spoke up. "Do you want to know how it feels.. to be helpless and violated?" I thought to myself, "Of course, as long as it is you", but I just turned my head to the side and closed my eyes.

I felt her land on my stomach. Her slender hands pressed against my shoulders as she leaned towards my face. I could feel the raindrops falling on me cease as she hovered over my face. The cold and wet droplets on my face dissapeared as she gently stroked her tongue across it. Slowly, her exploration neared my lips when she suddenly stopped. I turned my head to face her and opened my eyes to see nothing but her soaking aqua colored hair draping over my face.

>>15623661

Throwing her hair back, she looked down on my lips and closed upon them. The first kiss was quick and light, as if she was testing the water. Afterwards, they became longer and more passionate. This continued for a few minutes until she no longer supported herself with her arms, instead, she lied directly on me, still driving our mouths together. Her breathing became mixed with soft moaning, and I soon discovered where her hands had gone.

I could feel her skin brushing against mine, with her skirt pulled up to her waist. She was rubbing herself through her panties, and I would have helped had I been able to move. Still, she continued until her moans became gasps of pleasure, and was convulsing even with a soft stroke. Cirno stopped for a moment and looked into my eyes, biting her lip. Though I was the one captured, it appeared as if she was asking permission to continue. I nodded, and more tears formed from her eyes.

Well, I'm out. - And too inebriated to continue in any useful fashion. To Gaia!!!!
I'll save the stuff I found here not in my collection already.

>>15623690

She straddled my body and pulled down my pants. Cirno pushed my member against my groin as if she was trying to get away from it. She removed her panties and sat directly on top of it. She shifted her body foward and back, gliding on top of my shaft as it pressed against my stomach. After some time this felt like some sort of torture, being so close, yet unable to climax at all. I was breathing heavily, and my mind could not handle being withheld the pleasure.

In a surge of adrenaline, my arms broke free of the ice which had mostly melted from our body heat. Cirno was too occupied to care about the broken trap, and at this point she probably didnt care. As I sat up, she wrapped her arms around my back.

>>15623703

I gently lowered her back to the ground, and came to be on top of her. What needed to be said between us could be seen in each others' eyes. I lifted the skirt over her arms and tossed the bundle aside. I carefully and slowly entered her, which only made her rose cheeks blush harder. The strange feeling of her chilly body against me, the rain falling and rolling down our bodies, and the warmth I felt inside her produced the greatest sensation I could ever imagine.

Clinging onto me, her face rode on my shoulder. Though she bit my neck and ear on occasion, I could still hear the moans she gave out, and they made my skin ripple. Cirno, who had been doing most the work so far, had finally become exhausted, and held onto me with the little strength she had remaining. Her cries of ecstasy were replaced by her voice as she repeated my name. With one final drive, I delivered into Cirno, and we collapsed onto the ground.

>>15623716

Laying in the grass, our breathing soon returned to normal, but our lives would never be the same. Cirno smiled at me in a genuine sign of affection, and reached to hold my hand. My other free hand scooped the tears from her angelic face and wrapped around her body to pull her close. Together, we slept amongst the flowers that bloom in the shadow of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

"Nuh...Where am I? Why is it so dark?"

"Something's not right. I have to- Mmf! My mouth! I can't open my mouth!"

"Why does the ground feel like it's shaking? Why am tumbling around? Oof!"

"... It stopped. What's that smell? Smoke? Agh, it's getting hot now. Oh no. NO! AAAHHH! IT HURTS! I HAVE TO GET OUT! MASTER JOJO! WHERE ARE YOU! JOJO! JOJO, HELP ME! PLEASE, IT HURTS!"

"JOJOOOOOOOOO!! JoJo... Jo... I need... y-"