After the introductions, Cecile and Lloyd announce that they've already reached half-time. The next part of the show is to "voice your concern/complaint for/about your pilot". Only Lancelot and Guren get to say anything before madness kicks in. The knightmares suddenly want to try flying around, instigated by Guren who just got her float system. Mordred also ends up almost shooting her hadron cannons.

When the knightmares have calmed down, Cecile and Lloyd proceed to the next portion of the show, in which they present sakuradite fluid to the knightmares. Apparently, Lloyd mixed something dangerous in the sakuradite. The one who ends up the most drunk is Mordred. Everyone goes crazy again and near the end, Guren goes berserk activating her fukusha hadou.

Track 2 - Lelouch and the part-time jobs he can't do

Surprisingly entertaining. Lelouch does part-time jobs as credit for Villeta-sensei. Rival introduces him to a few jobs, such as:

1. hamburger fast-food restaurant employee - Lelouch the casanova tries to charm female customers (he sounds like a playboy here XD); C.C. appears ordering pizza, which Lelouch points out that the restaurant doesn't serve because, for crying out loud, they only sell hamburgers!

Lelouch gets fired for arguing with certain "customer".

2. bellboy at a hotel - Rival comes to check up on Lelouch in time to see him having a VERY, VERY hard time carrying luggage. Rival remembers that Lelouch is physically inept, haha. Actually, while inside the elevator, Lelouch geasses the guest to carry his own luggage. The next guest is, as expected, C.C., who has a mountain of luggage that Lelouch must carry. Knowing that geass doesn't work on C.C., Lelouch runs out on his job.

3. apparel store employee - C.C. comes to bother Lelouch again. She orders Lelouch to take her body measurement. "This saucy woman will prove to you that this XX-hundred-year-old body has not changed!" C.C. declares. While inside the dressing room, Rival overhears Lelouch and C.C. and he imagines wild things.

4. guardsman for a pizza cold storage vault - I can't believe there's a job like this for Lelouch Rival introduces the job to Lelouch without him knowing what he's guarding. All of a sudden, C.C. appears. Apparently, the Black Knights are taking cost-cutting measures and C.C. is looking for pizza provisions.

Lelouch claims that C.C. is a mere thief (dorobou) but C.C. corrects him, saying that she is a "mysterious phantom thief (kaitou)". Lelouch allows C.C. into the pizza storage. C.C. is very ecstatic and even does a little girl impression of "Yey yey! Pizza! Eat all you can!" C.C. notices something in another corner and stepping towards it, the sensors are triggered and the alarm sounds. Lelouch and Rival escape, fearing that they'll be caught as criminals and leaves a screaming mad C.C. behind.

5. a part-timer who washes dead bodies at a hospital - One of the most ridiculous jobs that Lelouch gets and the only job Rival is able to get for Lelouch in the end. :heh A scared Rival hands over the tools Lelouch needs for the job and runs off. Lelouch is left alone. The room is fairly quiet except for the sound of water moving in the formalin pool. Suddenly. C.C. jumps out from the formalin pool, screaming "Lelouuuuch!", scaring the heck out of Lelouch.

>>15202579
>>15202589
I <3 C.C.

C.C. is win.

>>15202589
>>Suddenly. C.C. jumps out from the formalin pool, screaming "Lelouuuuch!", scaring the heck out of Lelouch.
If I was Lulu, I would've smack the shit out of her. That's not cool.

What did Lancelot and Gurren say about their pilots?

get me the actual script and we'll talk

Jesus, CC's screwing around with Lelouch so much is really cuntish. I wonder if that was a trait she adopted from Marianne.

I hope they have a serious sound drama for the last DVD

>>15202833
You kidding? If some girl were doing this to me, we'd both be having a good although that's just my sense of humor.

Did we ever get translations for the other drama in episode 2?

Oh hell, I lol'd

C.C. is the best.

I love how Sunrise keeps on trolling us with the LuluxC.C. relationship despite the fact that Lelouch is dead now.

C.C. is fucking awesome

So, what is this? Drama track from cd? New picturebook epsodes? What?

>>15203029
Look hard at the picture- look at it!

>>15202759

Lancelot was worried because Suzaku kept having to get his energy filler refilled and at the end of season 1 even had to attach an arm from Cecile's knightmare.

Gurren complains that Kallen pushes her way too hard and she ends up crying on Rakshata's shoulder.

>>15202910

Was that Naked Lelouch?

>>15203029
Ok, I'm man enough to admit when I'm an idiot. Filename, etc. etc.

>>15203319
Yeah, I really wanted translations for that one.

>>15203550

R2 Sound Episode 2: Naked Lelouch

Milly introduces herself to the listeners ("I love parties, festivals and the extraordinary!"). She absolutely has to have a go at everything and anything fun, and people may call her greedy for that -- but really, her wish is but a humble one. Right now, all she wants is...

Milly: (Emperor Wakamoto-imitation) LelOoooUUuucchhhH! StriIIiiiIIiiP!

Lelouch, in complete bafflement, asks what she's up to. Milly, continuing her Emperor Wakamoto act, tells him off for being insolent: "Who do you think gave you the clothes on your back?" (Charles, season 1) Lelouch mildly replies: "I bought them myself, what of it?"

Lelouch then asks whether this is some kind of Emperor Festival; Milly says no, there's no point to that since right here, right now, she has more authority than the Emperor himself. Shirley remarks that might end up being an act of treason if Milly isn't careful, but Milly isn't listening -- she's busy inwardly giggling over the thought of Lelouch in his birthday suit, though she admits that she's more interested in his reactions than the actual stripping.

Milly: So hurry up and strip! Either that or strip in an excessively dignified yet indecent manner!

Lelouch, with a sigh, wants to know what could have led to the current situation, but both Rolo and Shirley find it difficult to begin. Milly then offers to personally explain everything herself: It all started about 5 minutes ago.....

*Flashback: 5 minutes ago*

Rolo enters the (Student Council?) room, sounding worn out. Milly asks what's wrong, noting that Rolo's Aura is a little dimmer than usual.

Shirley: (incredulous) You can see stuff like that!?
Milly: Why of course! I'm the Student Council President, after all!
Shirley: ... ...I see.

>>15203595

Rolo explains that he had been forced into the part of the art model; Shirley immediately understands that the Art Week (from season 1) has come up again, but Milly is completely in the dark about it. Shirley explains that it started last year, in memory of Clovis, and that everyone paints something to enter into a competition. Milly claims she hasn't heard a thing about it; Shirley tells her that's because the 3rd year students are exempted from participating in it, what with having to deal with extrance examinations and job-hunting. Shirley goes on to inform Milly that Lelouch was the model last year. Rolo is first surprised to hear this, then delighted to know that Lelouch had had a tough time dealing with complaints like "Don't move!" and "Your expression changed!", too.

Rolo: (blissfully) Just like me...

Milly, however, is not quite amused, accusing them of having fun without her. She goes on to complain about the one year difference in age -- she, too, wanted to tell Lelouch "You lack dynamism!", "You lack sensuality!", "You lack SOMETHING!". In short, she wanted to bully Lelouch, too. Rolo wonders whether Milly's been building up stress lately; Shirley notes there hasn't been any major events lately....

And right at that moment, Lelouch walks in, looking for Rolo--

Milly: (Emperor Wakamoto-imitation) LelOoooUUuucchhhH!

*End Flashback*

>>15203603

Lelouch summarizes Milly's explanation so far: basically she wants to a) have him strip and then b) make impossible demands of him in public. Milly, not seeing anything wrong with this, answers cheerfully in the affirmative. Lelouch begins to grumble inside his head -- is Milly's brain wired only to think of ways to make a spectacle out of him in public? Nude model? Heck no! It's all well and good if the artist is a professional, but there's nothing more humiliating than having your own naked body badly drawn. Milly tries to guilt-trip him -- it's for the sake of art -- but Lelouch does not buy it.

Lelouch: (thinking to himself) I wouldn't put it past these guys to intentionally muck up their paintings to make a fool out of me... ... (pause) ... ? No, wait, that's not the problem here!

Rivalz, who apparently had been in the room all along, attempts to be more relevant by moving things along; Lelouch immediately accuses him of supporting Milly's plan knowing full well what it means for him (Lelouch, that is). Rivalz tells him it pains him inside, a little, to hear Lelouch say that, but...

Rivalz: This is for Milly's sake! For love, I'd go so far as to sell out my friend!
Lelouch: This guy... is an absolute bastard.

Lelouch begins to plan -- it's easy enough to simply escape, but in all likelihood that will only fuel Milly's demands. The best thing to do would be to make Milly give up on him and prey on someone else instead. Lelouch suddenly lapses into his Evil Zero persona and, with a particularly evil laugh, asks Milly (who wonders why Lelouch suddenly sounds like a certain masked man) how she plans to strip him, when there are a number of people in school who won't sit idly by and let Milly do as she pleases. Rivalz agrees -- Lelouch has his own all-female secret fanclub / personal guard in school, after all. For no apparent reason, Shirley steps viciously on Rivalz's foot upon hearing this. Poor Rivalz, whatever did he do wrong?

>>15203604

Lelouch informs Milly that if she tries to make a big deal out of the whole thing, most of the students (or rather, his fans) will side with him -- this could mean a backlash during Milly's next event. Milly accuses Lelouch of hiding behind the skirts of women, but Lelouch does not seem concerned, stating that he plans on making full use of his persuasive oratory skillz to rack up sympathy points. Rivalz points out that Lelouch saying it in an airy, dignified way does not change the fact that the contents were nowhere near dignified. Lelouch mildly follows this up with a damning "Which is why the manly Rivalz volunteers for the role of the nude model."

Rivalz sputters for a bit, but at Lelouch's prompting ("It's for the sake of love, isn't it?") decides that not only will he give the shirt off his back, he'll take off every scrap of fabric on him*!

(*The Japanese saying goes: "[I will do my best to help you by] taking off one of my (kimono) sleeves"]. The closest English equivalent: "I'll give you the shirt off my back", which, surprisingly, works well here. This saying comes up again later on.)

Milly: Huh? I've no need for you.
Rivalz: *dies*

Lelouch knows that he's won -- now to see if Rivalz will act according to his calculations... Rolo, not sensing the danger, can't stop gushing over how clever his brother is -- that is, until Rivalz tells him he'll have to be the nude model now.

>>15203632

Rolo is completely surprised at this new development; Rivalz explains that since neither Lelouch nor himself qualifies (albeit for different reasons), the only one remaining is Rolo. Milly is surprisingly receptive to the idea, and, to Rolo's chagrin, begins to, well, molest him while praising his soft, milky white skin.

Rolo: (discomfited) Please stop touching me!
Milly: Understood. I'll just ogle you instead.
Rolo: Okay. ... ... ? Huh?

Much to Rolo's disappointment, Lelouch tells him it's a Kaichou Order. Rolo begins to consider his options in his head -- use his Geass and escape? But if he does that, Milly will immediately pounce on Lelouch instead. Oh noes, whatever should he do!?

Lelouch: Wait, kaichou, not Rolo! He's my only brother -- I can't let you strip him and put him on display!
Rolo: Nii-san!
Milly: Oh ho! So who's going to do it, then?

*Cue overly sappy, Sibling Love soap opera*

Lelouch: (pained... not) If you're going to make Rolo do it... let me--
Rolo: No, I won't allow that! If it's going to be Nii-san... I'll do it instead!
Lelouch: Rolo, but that's--
Rolo: It's alright... I'm doing it for Nii-san...
Lelouch: Rolo...
Rolo: Nii-san...

Milly, completely annoyed at the sappiness, intervenes. What's up with the classic Poor Villagers (Lelouch and Rolo) vs Evil Magistrate (Milly) scenario? Milly accuses them of being way too uncooperative; why'd they have to run from her? Shirley is of the opinion that Milly should just give up on this plan of hers, but Milly won't hear it.

>>15203641

Milly: (childishly) No no no! I want to see naked men!

As Rivalz remarks on Milly not being at all subtle with her perverted desires, Rolo is in Lala-land, happy that Lelouch tried to cover for him again today. For Nii-san's sake, I'd willingly put myself in Kaichou's evil clutches!

*Scene change*

Suzaku, humming cheerfully to himself.

Suzaku: Kururugi Suzaku, in good spirits today! *4th wall breaker* Boy, these extra materials sure makes it a lot easier for me to show up in the Student Council Room. ... Hm? I hear Kaichou screaming. Oh well, nothing unusual there.

Suzaku enters the room, much to everyone's surprise, and wants to know about this naked something or other thing that's going on.

Milly: (excessively flirtatiously) Suzakuuuu~uu, I have this once in a lifetime request--
Suzaku: Nope, absolutely not.
Milly: Wow, he's fast.
Lelouch: I'd say that was on par with Lancelot.

Gino makes his entrance -- apparently he's looking for Suzaku because Suzaku ran out on their "Pick-Up-Girls Contest". Suzaku mildly tells him he can have the victory.

Gino then acknowleges the presence of Milly, Shirley, "and the rest" in the room. Lelouch is peeved at being grouped under "the rest". Suzaku notices this, and inwardly hopes that Gino and Lelouch won't get into a fight.

Milly immediately sets her sights on Gino, deliberately reeling him in nice and slow. Gino is oblivious to the danger; Suzaku tries to warn him, but is immediately gagged by Lelouch.

>>15203657

Milly, in a seductive manner, asks Gino if he would like to be the main star of her "plan". Gino is more than enthusiastic. Lelouch, however, objects to this in an annoyingly snobby manner, stating that Gino will have to wait another 100 years to play the main role of anything. Gino is, understandably, pissed. Lelouch informs Gino that they had just been talking about how Lelouch absolutely has to play the main role. Gino looks to Milly for confirmation, and Milly, caught off-guard, passes it on to Rivalz, who, being quick on the uptake, plays along: "No, it absolutely has to be Lelouch, right, Shirley?". Shirley, not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings, gives an ambiguous "It's hard to say" answer, then passes it on to Rolo, who is COMPLETELY LOST.

Lelouch: Rolo thinks so, too.
Suzaku: No Comment from me.

Gino is now absolutely annoyed -- he may have just transferred in and all, but they can't just assume he can't do it! Lelouch immediately moves in for the kill: "So you're saying: "I can do it, and I will!", are you?". Gino, slightly hesitant, signs his own death warrant by saying he can do it.

Milly: (ecstatic) We'll have Gino give us the shirt off his back*!
Gino: (oblivious) You got it! ... ... Er, I still don't know what it is I'm supposed to do, though.

(*Same play on the Japanese saying Rivalz used earlier; Gino takes it to mean Milly wants him to give his best effort; Milly is, of course, using it in the literal sense.)

Lelouch, Rivalz and Shirley start buttering up Gino, though Shirley appears to be sincere about it. In response to Shirley's remark that Gino will do fine since he's pretty popular (with the ladies), Gino unabashedly agrees, saying that he's received mountains of love letters.

>strip in an excessively dignified yet indecent manner!
I got hard.

>>15203674

They begin to prepare for the "event"; Lelouch goes to inform the Art Club, Shirley's going to see about the heater, and Rivalz will prepare a waiting room for Gino.

Gino: ? Er, what am I supposed to do, again?
Rivalz: Don't fail us, Knight of Three!
Gino: Right on! ... ... Er, like I said, what...?

Milly cuts him off by pushing him out of the room. Gino, beginning to panic a little, turns to Suzaku for help.

Suzaku: (thinking to himself; apologetically) Nothing personal, Gino... but I'd rather be caught dead than be in your position right now.

Gino exits the rooms amids panicked screams. RIP, Gino.

Milly, full of energy, walks down the hallway giggling loudly to herself. She'll have to notify the rest of the female student body -- keeping something so wonderfully fun to herself would be going against the women's Code of Honor, after all. She can just hardly wait.

Oh this is just golden.

Gino torture gets me hard.

Sometimes I forget just how gay Rolo is for Lelouch. Thanks for reminding me.

>>15203595
/r/ing link to the drama, just realised I don't have it here.

I love these

>>15202545
Anyone got a link to a download of this?

Lulu you magnificent bastard.

I'd like to see more audio dramas of the 'serious side story/backstory' variety rather than the 'AU/4th wall-breaking lulz' or 'general lulz' ones we've been getting for most (maybe all?) of the R2 sound dramas.

Though I suppose the increase in the goofy content in the sound dramas could be as a counter to the decrease in goofy content of R2 in comparison to R1.

>>15204054
>>I'd like to see more audio dramas of the 'serious side story/backstory' variety rather than the 'AU/4th wall-breaking lulz' or 'general lulz' ones we've been getting for most (maybe all?) of the R2 sound dramas

FUCK YOU THIS IS GOLD

>>15204054

I don't think we're going to get any canon/serious sound dramas for R2, unlike the first season.

There are still the picture dramas though.

>>15203964

This.

Lelouch played him like a Stradivarius.

Also love how Rivalz and Lelouch work so well together. Rivalz is the perfect straight man.

Just makes me even sadder how Lelouch had to blow him off for the sake of world peace.

>>15204054
Man, the second half of R2 was depressing. After the love festival, no one was happy anywhere ever. Just an awful spiral of Murphy's Law.

>Gino then acknowleges the presence of Milly, Shirley, "and the rest" in the room. Lelouch is peeved at being grouped under "the rest"

So tsundere.

>>15204129

Picture drama #2 needs subs.

>>15204129
Wait, what's this from?

>>15203604
>>"It's all well and good if the artist is a professional...."

Damn, why wasn't one of them was a pro artist? We would've got a naked Lulu painting fanarts to fap over.

>>15204281

The second picture drama from the second dvd for R2. Hasn't been subbed yet. But summary was posted:

This one is about Suzaku, Cecile, Gino and Anya. Cecile is anxious about Suzaku, as he faces pangs of remorse if the way he took is right. In the battlefield, they dig out a little girl, and Suzaku wants to use Lancelot to find her father. But then, the girl starts screaming and accuses the Knights of Rounds of murdering her family. This gets on Anya's nerves, so she shoots the girl, and Gino and Anya are like "so what?!", while Suzaku is like "what, you can't do this!".

>Saukuri

SAUKUUUURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

>>15202545
What number CD is this one? 3?