http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMWXyEHoN88

>>14996261
Was expecting a better story, 0/10.

>>14996358
really?

Rozen Maiden Season 3

>>14996358
I don't write stories usually.
I'm just sorta bored.

;___;

Aria.

;_;

I WISH TO BE A GOD

Boku no Pico

OK /a/.

Here's the prompt:

You wake up one morning, nothing out of the usual.You go to school, sit through your classes and lectures, dreaming about the guy who sits three seats from you, the one you've had a crush on for years but too much of a faggot to ask him out.Depressed and lonely, you head home in the pouring rain.You boot up your computer and immediately click on the Firefox icon. /a/ is your homepage, for the next few hours you browse /a/ and /y/, then fap.After cleaning up, you stare out your window and wish your life was a yaoi doujinshi, for obvious reasons.

You go to sleep.

The next morning you wake up, nothing unusua- Wait, was my hand always this smooth and cartoony?You shrug it off and head to the bathroom to piss, in the mirror your face looks a little odd, for starters you look like a lead character from an Anime.A bit stunned and confused, you head to the kitchen.Your family acts as if nothing had happened, so you assume you're the only one who realizes the world changed overnight.
You head to school as usual, not knowing what else to do.During your lunch period a cute boy wearing a sailor uniform comes up to you, he shoves a letter in your face and runs off in a speed so fast that it had to be an Anime.The letter says to meet her afterschool by the gym. You go hoping that you might get laid or something. He's leaning against the wall, and you ask him what he wanted. He replies that he's your fairy god mother thing, and says that you were deemed the roneriest person on Earth, therefore they gave you one wish. He came in order to specify the wish, as in genre, style, ETC.

You respond... Homolust, I want it now.

''I want to look, speak and act like Kamina but without the whole 'dead before he could get any' thingy.''

I probably should have added:

TL;DR If your life was an Anime what genre would it be?

"Take me back home bitch," I was piss, "this is fucking strange. I'm TWO DIMENSIONAL. I haven't seen my balls, heck I can't open my pants because they just sort of merged on to me. I can't feel my pulse. I CANNOT FEEL MY PULSE!". She looked at me, she was piss.
"Its this or a J-drama."
"Fuck that. Is there anyway to change my hair? I look like Goku."
"Choose your genre first, hair is after," she continued to look piss.
"Just put me in like, Mirai Nikki plus some harem anime shit, and make me the coolest motherfucker around."
"I can't." She looked piss.
"Why."
"You can't change, you're still who you are now, just in an anime. So I can only put you in the world, whatever else you want to be is after."
"Well shit. Give me boobs then." I then had boobs and I was piss.

>>14996592
>Homolust, I want it now.

Where do you want it?

Kill myself

Wow, this is like some shit straight out of gaia and narutofan

Somebody explain to me the meaning of that "Rainbow Girl" picture.

Your story makes me ronery because I know it will never happen ;_;

>>14996641
>I was piss
BART

>>14996701
Newfag.

Anyways, here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY

>>14996701
No real reason, I just had it there in my folder and I needed to use a pic.

>>14996641
Are you still piss?

>>14996592
He looked into your eyes, starry and shining, his massive cock sliding straight into your ass. How could I be looking at him with that cock in my ass? Where is my head?

And then you looked down. You had a vagina. You wanted homolust but you forgot to tell her you wanted to remain a man. Suddenly, a big burly man behind your shining stallion leaps up and begins humping both of you.
"THIS IS THE BEST LUST EVER!", he screams, and you then look into the face of the man pounding into you. At first you notice the smirk, but slowly, slowly you scan upwards, the nonexistent nose, the green eyes, the raven brown hair...

And it was then you realized that ravens were black and you couldn't give a shit, because Suzaku was fucking a girl form you and behind him was a sweaty fat Toudou. Oh god, Toudou does not look good sweaty and fat.

>>14996812
I was pissing off person, now I am piss.

I WANT A MOBILE SUIT

I fly to Japan, and desperately search for Rikako in Japan and Kochi. If that fails, I sign up to the local space academy and be a technician for Gunbuster.