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09/25/08(Thu)19:42 No.14996592OK /a/.
Here's the prompt:
You
wake up one morning, nothing out of the usual.You go to school, sit
through your classes and lectures, dreaming about the guy who sits
three seats from you, the one you've had a crush on for years but too
much of a faggot to ask him out.Depressed and lonely, you head home in
the pouring rain.You boot up your computer and immediately click on the
Firefox icon. /a/ is your homepage, for the next few hours you browse
/a/ and /y/, then fap.After cleaning up, you stare out your window and
wish your life was a yaoi doujinshi, for obvious reasons.
You go to sleep.
The
next morning you wake up, nothing unusua- Wait, was my hand always this
smooth and cartoony?You shrug it off and head to the bathroom to piss,
in the mirror your face looks a little odd, for starters you look like
a lead character from an Anime.A bit stunned and confused, you head to
the kitchen.Your family acts as if nothing had happened, so you assume
you're the only one who realizes the world changed overnight. You
head to school as usual, not knowing what else to do.During your lunch
period a cute boy wearing a sailor uniform comes up to you, he shoves a
letter in your face and runs off in a speed so fast that it had to be
an Anime.The letter says to meet her afterschool by the gym. You go
hoping that you might get laid or something. He's leaning against the
wall, and you ask him what he wanted. He replies that he's your fairy
god mother thing, and says that you were deemed the roneriest person on
Earth, therefore they gave you one wish. He came in order to specify
the wish, as in genre, style, ETC.
You respond... Homolust, I want it now. |