FINALLY

Moot I fucking love you. I hate XXXs

Why? Taking them away was worth it.

WOOOOOO NO XXX

When did that happen?

Just right now holy shit

>[a/ --> /a/
>no xxx
>Helvetica

Goddamnit moot.

I miss [a/ ; ;

Posting H in a H board.

>>33959362
no

Its doubles time again.

FUCK YEAH

>>33959362
Fuck [a/, that shit was horrible.

>>33956420

Employers, particularly ones offering jobs worth half a damn, have maybe a rough handful of slots to fill, and a metric fuckton of resumes to sift through.

Even the best resume - and there will be a LOT of shitty ones - is little more than a bunch of words on a single sheet of paper. Maybe two or three if you're obnoxious. Do you know what happens to people who "transferred schools with a three month gap between studies in the middle of the spring semester"? Pfft. Next. I think I'll take "got a normal diploma with no hiccups" instead.

They're just papers. They can be tossed aside like common garbage. At best, they get you an interview. At worst, nothing.

Now, let's add a little networking. What if, say, my dad works at the company who needs a kid to, I dunno, file peoples' documents alphanumerically because the whole business is run by old retarded people who don't know what computers are and I'll take it for twelve bucks an hour so I can figure out what they really do at the company and outperform the worthless balding hacks obviously enough to replace them?

What do you think my chances of getting a phone call or interview would have been if I didn't have that networking connection conveniently on the inside?

That's how it works. Yeah, they teach you in school that everything's supposed to be merit based, but networking is the oldest way humanity has conducted any sort of business, and idealism can't really change that.

If for no other reason than that our monkey brains weren't evolved to read through piles of resumes.

>>33950365
>Implying that Kouhei doesn't beat the fuck out of all of them shortly following that CG

>>33956786

He took one hostage and told the rest of them to run away. They did, and almost all were unharmed. Two or three had light bruises or suffered a brief shock from his initial escape.

Not enough punishment for their crimes.

thread is balls

>>33958247
are balls touching?

>>33958221

Yes.

>>33957593
why did you stop, faggot?

ITT reasons I come to /a/

>>33959218
So, how do you use anime? Is there a Swiss Army Knife function I'm unaware of?

Oh hey, no more xXx. So whats the story on this Helvetica?

Wait, the numbers are back...

The XXXs were a troll the entire time?

>>33957537
My mom's fat and she goes out every other fucking day with her gaggle of fat girlfriends. They all go out and laugh and be obnoxious at the chinese or wherever they go to chow down.

You seem to be confusing fat with delicious.

>>33958041
I agree that delicious fat Saten is delicious.

>>33957537
Several factors in this.

-They may eat alot of what you see throughout the day, and have late night cravings
-They are just fat because it's built into them (And to those of you that are about say this is a lame excuse, it is true. It's not everyone, just some. Ignore the ones who claim they have it when they are just lazy)
-They don't work out
-Depression causes weight gain
-pregnant
-Are fat and now trying to lose weight

>>33958216
look at mr fat expert over here

Most vikings were peaceful farmers.

U MAD?

My face

Get him to make coffee for you.

>>33958933
>>33958933
>>33958933
>>33958933

>>33958927
Fuck, why did I not think of this earlier.

>>33958999
>999
Coffee is superior choice.

pics

Worksafe... I guess

>>33955466

Look at those faces. Just look at them.

What line of work?

>>33955694
She's eating a hamburger, right?

>>33955500
>>33955009
sauce