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[0:00.02]David Lee Roth|Lights the menorah
[0:05.24]So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas|and the late Dinah Shore-a 

[0:10.45]Guess who eats together|At the Carnegie Deli
[0:15.54]Bowser from Sha-na-na|And Arthur Fonzarelli
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[0:22.46]Paul Newman's half Jewish|Goldie Hawn's half too
[0:27.79]Put them together|What a fine lookin' Jew
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[0:37.11]You don't need Deck the Halls or|Jingle Bell Rock
[0:42.00]Cause you can spin the dreidel|With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock|(both Jewish)
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[0:48.22]Put on your yarmulka|Ut's time for Hanukkah
[0:53.30]The owner of the Seattle Supersonicas|Celebrates Hanukkah

[0:59.04]O.J. Simpson|Not a Jew
[1:08.22]But guess who is|Hall of Famer Rod Carew |(he converted) 
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[1:14.61]We got Ann Landers|And her sister Dear Abby,
[1:20.06]Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish|Not too shabby! 
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[1:27.50]Some people think|That Ebeneezer Scrooge is
[1:32.51]Well, he's not, but guess who is|All three stooges
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[1:41.05]So many Jews are|In show biz
[1:46.03]Tom Cruise isn't|But I heard his agent is
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[1:50.95]Tell your friend Veronica|Its time to celebrate Hanukkah
[1:55.87]I hope I get a harmonica|On this lovely lovely Hanukkah
[2:00.77]So drink your gin and tonica|And smoke your marijuanica
[2:05.01]If you really, really wannaka
[2:07.50]Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah