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"Look I don't need muscles to be strong. In this day and age, you don't need muscles to be strong. You need to be an intellectual with a gifted and brilliant mind like me where my intelligence comes from the movies I watch, such as Star Wars, and the books I read such as Harry Potter. I work out by reading science fiction and saying that this might become real. No, I haven't studied science myself and I know nothing about real science. Wait you said you're studying STEM yourself while having big muscles and you're a scientist yourself? Well, your muscles don't make you look that smart and working out doesn't give you better blood circulation to your organs such as your brain so it doesn't matter that you've studied 5 years of STEM. I read it on Buzzfeed and Vice. Oh yeah, you tell me it takes 30 minutes a day to work out? You can't read books while working out because it takes too much time to work out so I can't read my comics and my articles from I fucking love science. My schedule is very tight when it comes to drinking my soy latte and my expensive craft beer. Wait, you seriously don't drink beer because it lowers your testosterone, intelligence, and makes you overall weak? That's a shame because you can't taste my soy infused craft beer with oregano and bay leaves. Oh yeah, by the way, I read an article from Buzzfeed and one from Vice explaining why big muscles are actually bad for your health and having high testosterone makes you stupid. It also said that men with big muscles look scary and are very violent which is why I don't work out to not scare the girls away. Yes, I have had sex twice and it did feel good. And no she wasn't a prostitute and yes, she consented. So take that bigot!"