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SO
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>Plays AC7 on easy flight systems instead of a more complex and realistic “expert” system
>Criticises AC7 because the controls are “arcade-like and lack depth”
>AC7’s Brand Director personally oofs you as a result\\
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U got games on ur phone?
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WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS MY PHONE CHARGER
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>yfw the last Alimony check you have to pay is January 31, 2019

HE IS UNJUSTED\\
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>A Japanese family rescued a tiny 3-day-old kitten who was found without his mom and siblings. They took him home and gave him an unusual friend to grow up with.

They named him Koma.

When they found the little orphaned kitten, his eyes hadn't even opened.

"At that time, he was alone, and he was about 3 days after birth," Mai Narushima told Love Meow. They became his family.

They wanted to document Koma's growth and get him a friend to keep him company. When they saw the Ultraman figurine, who was at the same length as the tiny kitten, they thought it was perfect.

The family placed Ultraman next to their precious fur baby. It looked as if the Japanese super hero was watching over him\\

Koma on Instagram @komagram2015
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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Ada. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. The pantyhose. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Ada pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't honestly is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Capcom create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck\\
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In reply to this message
>Be me
>15 years old when 9/11 happened
>Very angry
>Youngest of 6 children
>Want to take the fight to those bastards who blew up the towers
>Dad is a Vietnam vet
>He strongly disapproves of my desire to join
>WTF.png
>Tells him we need to fight those barbarians before they attack us again
>Tells me to STFU because I have no idea what I was talking about
>Made up my mind that I was joining the Marines once I turn 18
>Talk to recruiter during highschool
>Sneaking behind my parent's back to go to the Poolee functions
>18 birthday comes
>It's time
>Sign my name on the dotted line
»Choose to be an 0351
>Go to MEPs to get molested by 80 year old doctor
>Show him my bootyhole
>Officially going to bootcamp
>Parents and siblings finds out
>Have a screaming match with them, dad saying he sacrificed so much in that jungle so I wouldn't have to take up arms
>Feelsbadman but my mind is already made up
>Time to ship off to Boot Camp in San Diego
>Haze fests for 3 months
>Graduate on Jul 3rd
>Parents and my 2 sisters come to my graduations.
>Feelsgoodman
>Can see my dad is proud, but still uncomfortable of me going to fight off in some sandbox
>Fastforward
>Go to Camp Pendleton for ITB
>A few more months of hazing
>Officially in the Gun Club
>Get stationed in 29 Palms
>TheFuckingSucks.png
>Be called a boot and hazed by the people who've been in the unit longer than I have
>Sit in the barracks playing Playstation 2 games all day when standing by in the barracks
>More training and field ops bullshit
>Orders come to deploy to Iraq
>Ohshit.png
>Pre-Deployment Field Ops training
>Body feels like its 60
>Fastforward to Iraq
>Jeeeesus
>Constantly looking over my shoulders
>Hearing the news of IEDs
>Constantly in fear of being BTFOed
>Orders come in to take some shitty rebel town called Fallujah
>Expecting heavy resistance and huge urban warfare
>Iveseensomeshit.png
>Sees another unit coming into the greenzone
>Ask them what it's like out there
>They look at me like I'm some sort of asshole
>They tell me stories of a Marine who cruified, some female soldier who was raped, and a contractor who was beheaded
>Feel the urge to shit my pants
>The Invasion comes
>It's time
>Our squad crosses across a abandoned courtyard near a mosque
>Suddenly, Machinegun fire lights up the area
>Ohfuck.png
>Hit the deck, trying for fire my M16 to any muzzle flashes I can find
>Heart is racing, feeling like I'm about to vomit, my body refusing to move, self-preservation taking over
>I'm probably gonna die here.
>My Sergeant picks me up, knocking some sense into me, telling me to get my head into the game
>I've managed to link up with my squad
>We all advance along the city block towards their perimeter defenses
>Mfw it's not a couple of Hajis dug into buildings and tunnels
>Mfw it's 100 Hajis just fucking thundering at us with all manner of weapons
>We fire and maneuver all day, barely managing to dodge a couple of bullets that were too close for comfort.
>Literally up all night
>Fire my weapon almost white hot
>No idea how many Hajis I've killed
>Dawn comes and it starts to let up
>My eyes burn from smoke and crying
>5 guys I talked to that night get killed
>I realize why dad didn't want me to go
>I miss him so much and I want to apologize and go home
>my squad gets relieved and I am just about to leave my post when a Haji who was playing dead charges at me
>Squad lights him up like a Christmas tree
>He drops two primed grenades
>Relief sentry pushes me out of the way and makes a dive for the fucking grenades
>I scream but in a second I felt a wall of force hit me and it's all black
>I feel hot burning sensations all over
>On a makeshift medevac cart being hauled somewhere
> Can't see because eyes are glued shut with blood and dirt
>my hands are bound
> Pry my eyes open and the light blinds me
>I see white writing in front of me
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>"You're finally awake"
>No, it can't be
> "You were trying to cross the border right?"
>Todd Howard you sonofabitch
>You did it again
>Mfw\\
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Good evening, Mr. Kennedy! My name is Christopher Maroonmeadow, and I hail from Racoonchestershire, England. I was wondering, if perchance, you may be able to assist me in a matter most dire. You see my good man, you seem like a an exceptional specimen to carry on the lineage of the Redf- Maroonmeadow name! My sister, Clara, is quite the supple young lass - fit as a fiddle, and compact as the Fiot I drove across the Atlantic! Her former boyfriend, Abdul, told me as much!

Plus, I watched from the pantry, haha! However, the old boy had to report for duty on some religious crusade and hasn't returned since, which has just left the poor girl in pieces. Do you think you could find it in your heart to take up the cause, and spill the Queen's milk into her loins?\\
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