<script>
	switch (Math.round(Math.random()*3)) {
	case 0:
		document.writeln("To have no errors<br>Would be life without meaning<br>No struggle, no joy.");
		break;
	case 1:
		document.writeln("Errors have occurred.<br>We won't tell you where or why.<br>Lazy programmers.");
		break;
	case 2:
		document.writeln("The code was willing<br>It considered your request,<br>But the chips were weak.");
		break;
	case 3:
		document.writeln("Error reduces<br>Your expensive appliance<br>To a simple stone.");
		break;
	}
</script>
