www.dtrashrecords.com www.myspace.com/dtrash --- BUREAU DE CHANGE - THE FUTURE OF BOY BANDS LYRIC SHEET DTRASH35 AVAILABLE THROUGH DTRASHRECORDS.COM 1. bLues (words = fido) i aint got the rent+ i got the bLues, i got a hoLe in my ears and a hoLe in my shoes find it hard to do anything cos everybody puts me off, iend up doing nothing and get toLd off for being soft i dont want to work, and i dont want to weep i want to do everything but aLL i ever do is sLeep i Look at u + get confused u Look back i watch the news the tv staring at me, Like the fLats pretend they caring for me a production of apathy i never voted for democracy i get the bLues wen i Listen to u i dont do nothing worng, yet stiLL i have regrets im Looking for my frends onLy they havent been born yet i dont know where i am cos in schooL i payed attention, the onLy exercise i get is from fucking masterbation i cant afford to drink, i get the bLues in the pub i dont want to think + yet i stiLL cant get in cLubs u want the moon on a stick, you do, you do i got the bLues cos i know u i aint got friends+ i got the bLues, i got a hoLe in my heart and a hoLe in my shoes u want the moon on a stick, you do, you do i got the bLues cos i know u i dont make the rite noise or got the rite toys cos i dont know the boys who speak with a nice voice youre scared to go outside cos i kick the streets but im onLy here cos i got bord of your beats heLL is other peopLe heaven is a pLace on earth, but when im Living down here - i feeL much worse im asking for troubLe cos im going to the cLub i hope they'LL [pLay the bLues] [you wanna fuck off Love] i aint got the rent+ i got the bLues, i got a hoLe in my arse and a hoLe in my shoes 3. naked (words by fido) weLL, i wanna get butt naked Like the day that i was born i wanna get u naked 2 but that hope seems fuLorn i wanna take my shirt off and puLL my trousers down i do it in the west end i do it in chinatown i wanna see u naked too dont wanna see you frown gLobaL warmings hot down here take off that dressing gown weLL, i wanna get butt naked Like the day that i was born i wanna get u naked 2 but that hope seems fuLorn the way that god intended, is in fact a bit Like porn i know your not reLigious, so i'LL expLain a LittLe more i wanna take my shirt off and puLL my trousers down i do it in the west end i do it in chinatown i wanna see u naked too dont wanna see you frown gLobaL warmings hot down here take off that dressing gown but i dont wanna Letch, u can put me to the test i dont give a fLying fuck 'bout who's girLs tits am best i just wan get naked + that's the onLy thing cos if u can see cLearLy they aint no LabeL on my skin 5. fLies (words by fido) fLies fLy into me Like stretch armstrong needs strychanine u dont even buzz aLL u fucking do is fLy u motherfucking fLies am gonna die! im gonna get yer with my fLy paper im gonna swat u with my swat im gonna catch u in a pot, then cover u in period bLood then swaLLow the Lot [onLy i'Ld shit it out and it'Ld probabLy attract more fLies if you reaLLy Look at it] i used to count the fLies when i was on the doLe now im out of bed+ im out of controL aLL the fucking fLies them in me eyes in the park ur making babies cry its aLL yr fauLt what you gonna do? fight over a titchy bit of coke in the bin? aLL the fucking fLies keep fLying thru my window what am i meant to do - cLose out the worLd? yeah! aLL the fucking fLies round my music. fLies, Like Lies swimming in the sky cos human beings are fLies in disguise aimLess u move so u dont have a fit untiL u notice a shit+ swarm aLL arround it im gonna get yer, get yer with my fLy paper dont come to cLose i dont Like to be touched - i dont Like fLies very much im out of bed and im out of controL aLL the fucking fLies them in me eyes in the park ur making babies cry its aLL yr fauLt what you gonna do? fight over a kentucky fried chicken buiLt on the fLoor? aLL the fucking fLies keep fLying thru my window what am i meant to do - cLose out the worLd? yeah! aLL the fucking fLies round the human beings. 7. fashion (words by fido) fashion aint no secret, wear cLothes if you dont mean it i wouLd go naked but im too scared to try cos yr not very sexy + i got too much to hide dont touch what u cant afford to buy if u cant afford ck then why bother to Lie + buy the fakes from the snakes on the market staLL, when the reaL stuff Looks awfuL everybody put yr hands in the air if the pubLic stare at you and u just dont care if u Look Like a miLLion doLLars or not who cares when u dress to impress what u aLLready got- everybodys Looking for the new trend quick, but fashion is the new fashion - shit - what u gonna do except repeat yourseLf and foLd out some more denim on the topshop sheLf? fashion is there when u want to be the same+ fashion is there when u want 2 stand out! Like a big poLice presence, Like a fart that smeLLs unpLeasant, Like yr auntie shitting on yr birthday presents - if dhr gave me a wage increase, i promise iLL ask for some more brand names and say pLease, and iLL stiLL get dissed in the town cos i dont wear ripped cLothes that cost £1000. no-one wants to put fashion in the bin, cos the consumers have the power when the fashions kick in, everyonbe wants to be in the prison, everyone wants to gism in the new racism - no, u dont care who makes your shitty cLothes to make u feeL good do yer? made by the poor to wore by bankrupted brains, u know who u are, u aLL Look the same... cos im a modeL, u know waht i mean? + i do my LittLe turn + waLk away... fashion Leaders got the cheek, to pick on the unempLoyed and steaL their fashion chic- iLd rather u wore what u drink than buy into what tommy hiLfigger thinks... [fashion, its the new fashion, untiL it goes out of fashion again booh hoho oho h oh] aLL fashions a good idea at the time, but iLd rather Live forever if it Leads to fashion crime - i shot jr+ versace+ im proud, cos nobody deserves to be invoLved with such a bad crowd- caLL the fashion poLice, arest fideL viLLeneuve cos he's wearing a fLeece, Like cLarkson in jeans, i wear what i mean/ i dont give a fuck about the fashion on the tv screen have u wondered why the supermodeLs never smiLe? its cos they got no brains to do it + wear other peopLes styLe, if u dont Look good yr mentaLLy unstabLe but its your fucking fauLt that i cant afford the LabeL - the whoLe of the worLds run by fuck ups, but i never found it out by studying their haircuts, whiLe the uk worries it's getting ripped off, you wanna fuck off when a sLave stictched your cLoth [were taLking about fashion] the trendys wear their conscience on their shirts cos if they think too much their brain mite hurt - i'Ld win the fashion goLdmine but i cant be arsed to dig, i wouLd go naked but my dicks too... smaLL 8. juvenile (words by brian) the first day of school and i havent got a friend - it never changed a bit cos i never follow trends - dmy right to education but expelled from every school - cos i bring too much to handle and i like to break the rules - im the only juvenile with an MI5 file - want me to be depressed? well ill just smile all the while - the government blame me for breaking the rules and keeping my friends from school - OOPS! - i guess im antisocial again! - young, gifted and what? - i dont want popularity - life is just a game of who can get the biggest salary - but i cant get a job cos im only teenage, i shit the minimum wage and my acheivements are on a blank page - i got so much rage that i dont want to keep inside but every time i climb on stage you tell me to (GET DOWN!) - so im f**king my community, to claim social security - then my parents got a visit from Ken Purchase, MP - the law are knocking on my door every day - but im too young to prosecute so my dad sends them away - and now my parents are up for doing time or a massive fine - but to i even give a shit? - all i wants an option and be able to choose it - i got a f**fing brain but im too young to use it - i dont need protection, i make kids with my erection - but im still to young to vote in the election - so im gonna f**k the whole nation - benefits are temptation, it means they can afford a playstation - im an outcast - and my injections lethal - but i dont discriminate cos i hate everybody equal - the tabloids try to sell me fake ID - they want me drunk and disorderly - but they cant see your life is over when your 18 - the government got a task force to try and get me hooked on 'E' - but i got nuff supply of dopemine in my bloodstream - so i crash your party and overdose on 'Mr Sheen' - then vomit on the carpet of the houses of parliament - all i need is my daily fix of politics and if im lucky ill star on the news at six - give the people what they want - kill the BNP and national front - but please dont vote for me i dont want to get a J-O-B - conservatives, labour and liberal democrats, youre next - cos if i tolerate this my children will be vexed 9. i dont want to have sex (words by fido) 7 days a week, bodies Lost and found condom personaLities are Littered on the ground im a misionary but im sick of the position [aLLright Listen] i dont want to have sex even when u undress i dont want to have sex maybe its cos im the best i dont think that sex is bad but in the mating game everybody gets sad cos everybody needs Love, Like a bum bath of their step dad down in the cLub theres a girL on me she wants to suck my cock whiLe Lying thru her teeth yeah baby you got nice tits, but what you gonna do if the condom spLits? what is sex? its a mentaL spasm - am i the onLy man in the worLd to fake an orgasm? it's 13 o'cLock, but its no time for superstition [aLLright Listen] i dont want to have sex even when u undress i dont want to have sex cos i dont believe in incest i dont recaLL giving the girL money but shes stiLL screaming, dont u want to fuck me? i'Ld rather have a cup of tea i got a headache but the girL says "so, we stiLL gonna fuck even if u say no" give me an hour then so i can get pissed, at Least that way i can pretend that i enjoy it back into my room + the girL removes my hands in no time at aLL she starts massaging my gLand oh dear i hope u want to be a mum cos [hey baby- im gonna come] i dont want to have sex, but i stiLL got urges! weLL put them down to the test im gonna bLow up your dress come on girL Lets make a mess