APERTURE LABORATORIES GLaDOS 3.11 ttyS0 1200 1200 This computer system is for authorized use only. The use of this facility may be monitored for computer security purposes. Any unauthorized access to this system is prohibited and is subject to criminal and civil penalties under Federal Laws including but not limited to Public Laws 83-703 and 99-474. 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