From:    Tom Betz                               
To:      All                                    Msg #32, 10:26pm Sep-09-90
Subject: BOB SPEAKS ON PINK BUSH!!

The Trouble with Georgie 
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I L   N ' E S T   P A S   U N   P I P E

             SLACK AS THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW

This is a communication from the Invisible College of Slack,
O .'. D .'. D, regarding a situation that distresses the Great Slack
Brotherhood. This was transmitted by Adam Wisenheimer, and channeled and
translated from the Low Deutch by The Papessa Her Slackfulness The
Highly Irreverend Felis Concolor, -33 degrees.

                    WHAT THE FUCK IS GEORGE BUSH UP TO?

The situation with Iraq, of whom I have pronounced anathema in the name
of the IPEOTMOAMO and in the name of "Bob", is made even more
distressing by the behavior of another representative of Greyface,
President George Herbert Walker Bush.

George is indeed pinker than pink, a card-carrying member of the Secret
Marines and the Conspiracy of Not Funny. But he is behaving very
strikingly like a Subgenius in the face of the Slackless Enemy. Rather
than simply hunkering down in his palace and looking concerned, he
instead is up in Maine going boating, fishing and for Ghoddess sake
even playing GOLF while the boys go to Saudi Arabia to face Sodomized
ASS-ain.

George seems to be keeping supreme cool under fire, a cool consistant
with someone who knows that SLACK IS THE LAW, SLACK UNDER CHILL. But
do not be fooled. There is SLACK, and there are FALSE SLACKERS. George
Bush is indeed a FALSE SLACKER. Keep this in mind as you watch him. The
difference between the illusion of SLACK and the reality of SLACK should
be obvious to the Deluminatus. The minions of Greyface can display a
fair imitation of SLACK, and indeed SLACK IS FOR ALL, but their past
record is a clue of whether or not they have received Delumination or
not.

Remember that George Bush has served with the Secret Marines for years
and years as the chairman of the CIA. Remember that George Bush is a
prime exponent of the "Just Say No" movement, a movement that is as
Slackless as anything that has existed on Sol III Terra. Remember all
the other actions of Bush-shit before now. Bush is the ANTI-SUBGENIUS.
Beware, oh children of the Moamo.

Slackmeister Adam Wisenheimer, Moamo of Moamos.

                    SLACK IS THE LAW, SLACK UNDER CHILL

 * Origin: Abbie Hoffman's Spirit Lives at The NY Transfer BBS (718) 448-2358