************************************************************************** * * * MANIPULATION: HOODS VERSUS VANDALS * * (THE WAR RAGES ON!) * * BY:Public Enemy * * The Dirty Bird's Nest * * 1-618-397-7687 * * T H E A N A R C H I S T A L L I A N C E- "The few, The proud" * ************************************************************************** -FORMATTED 80 COLUMNS JUST BECUASE! YEAH. RIGHT. All right, before I start this file I would just like to plug one hell of an awesome board. O.K. Anarchists, this board is the DIRTY BIRD'S NEST (1-618-397-7687) or CONDEMMED REALITY. This board's got every one of Anarchy T-files, TONS of stuff to download, EXCELLENT B-Boards (my favorite is the WAR ZONE), and it is well maintained by one hell of a sysop, The SUICIDAL MANIAC, and his other cronies. So if you're cool, call. If you're a stupid motherfucker, don't. The choice is yours. And if you're lucky enough to gain access, maybye, just maybye, you will become one of the few and the proud, that's right, THE ANARCHIST ALLIANCE. All right, let's begin. Picture yourself sitting at home one fine evening. You have the radio on, you've kicked back after a hard day's phreaking and your enjoying a cold one. All of a sudden you hear a loud BANG!, followed by more noises coming from your front yard. You dash upstairs at full speed, burst out the front door into the light of the setting sun off yonder, and you are hit in the face with an egg. You fall down just as you see a car turfing your well-kept lawn, the radials biting deep into fiber of the roots. You roll over, look up to the sky and see that your house has been toilet-papered. "Woe is me!" you say as you rise meekly to your feet. KABBOOOOOIE! Your mailbox explodes in a raging fury and you fall down, clutching at something, anything. But all you can sense is the impending darkness swarming about you. "Death I am yours" you say, as you fall into a deep sleep. The next day you wake up and you're pissed! I mean really pissed! Your house has been destroyed by some raving lunatic vandals. But you're an Anarchist and an Anarchist has values, rational, senses. You sit down and think, "How shall I retaliate? They are bigger than me, Their house is patrolled by security, and their father is the police chief!" You are deep in thought when your eyes glance at the telephone, and an idea forms! O.K. fellow anarchists, we have reached the climax of the story. I would now like to relate a similar story that happened with me with which you can learn from. And now we begin "Once upon a time...." Ha Ha! This takes at least 2 other dedicated, Anarchistic, derelict friends of yours to pull off. You have one of your friends call the asshole with a directory dialer for a full day. Obviously, they will get quite pissed and will take thier phone off the hook. Now is your time to strike! Open your phone book and call every locksmith and sewage company in the book. Have another friend call every pizza serivce and limousine/taxi service in the phone book also. Now you have all these people coming to the door. Don't worry if the places axe for a phone # because the target will be busy since you're phucking their lines up. They will just assume they are there. Now they will be pissed off! Now wait about 2 months before you do anything else. Now is the most crucial part. You must be able to act as a spy, or a James Bond type for this to effectively work. What you do is to befriend the vandals (yuck!) and say not to worry about what they did to your house. Once you get to know them say that so-and-so (another enemy of yours) has been pranking you and sending shit to your house. The bait has been set. Now repeat your day of revelary against the vandals by pranking and sending shit back to their house! Now the vandals (since most vandals are stupid) will think that your enemy is fucking them over. They will be pissed and will retaliate. The trap has been set! Now the vandals will plan a midnight commando raid. They are stupid and tell you about it. You anonymously call up your enemy and say that a rival gang is planning a raid and you found out about it and being the good Anarchist that you are, decided to tell them! (yeah, right!) O.K., now for the phun part!!! You have your 2 buddies in one car and you in another car. You send your buddies over to the vandals house when they go on the raid. Just have them stake the house out. When the vandals leave, your buddies will plaster the house royally and take off. You will drive to your enemy's house and wait for the vandals. When the vandals come to your enemy's house you will wait for them to get out of their car and start the raid. You then slash the tires on their car and take off. (or stay and watch, who cares?) Now you have your enemy waiting for the raid, the vandals without a get away car, and a hell of a good time. The vandals will start their raid, and your enemy will catch them in the act. They will take off and your enemy will run after them. They will try to take off in their car but it will go slowly because there is no air in the tires. Your enemy will A) see the vandals and B) do some more damage to their car. Wait till the vandals come home to their surprise! Now you can let it go at that or you can have more phun. Let's have more phun Anarchists, because phun is what we're all about. All right now take a break, Anarchists. Get stoned and take a bong hit. O.K. let's procede. All right, the next day the two parties will be pissed off at each other. So you put a note in your enemy's locker to "Meet the vandals at 4:30 at a certain place for an all out fight, and bring some friends!" Do the same to the vandals. Now you have two huge gangs of kids at a certain place at 4:30 ready for a huge fight. Kinda like Wrestlemania. Now most huge fights I've seen take a while to get going because everybody is scared shitless. These motherfuckers are armned and dangerous! Now while this is going on, slash all the tires on the cars so nobody can escape! Why Anarchists? Becuase you are going to call the cops about a massive, bloody uprising of about 100 people! Yes, Anarchists, the cops can be our pfriends! When the cops come and put all of the enemies and vandals in jail, you can laugh at how easily you manipulated them! Go vist them any time. Admit to it! Hell you'll be gone by the time the asshole get out! O.K., All right, so I admit. Some of that shit seems far fetched! (especially befriending vandals!) But it can work and I have used some of that shit to my advantage! You must be a swave, James Bond kind of guy for it to work though! And you must always be one step ahead of your enemies. By using this scenario you have effectively neutralized two of your enemies! It's like killing two birds with one stone! Hell those FBI assholes do shit like that all the time. The reason why I like doing shit like that is that it is much more classy and effective than simply thrashing their car or breaking their windows. It just keeps us Anarchists one step ahead of the vandals! Just put a little thought and imagination into it, and use careful planning and scintillating (always wanted to use that word!) timing and great things can happen. Yeah. Really. So go for it dude! P.S- Oh, yeah. Don't forget that when your enemies are in jail, their girlfriends aren't. So go to it! And don't get caught. -I'd like to thank all of the sysops, phreakers, phrackers, vandals, hoods, drunks, leaches, dickheads, baseheads, dweebs, lozers for reading this file! I am not responsible for whom you manipulate! -Typed by: PUBLIC ENEMY with the ANARCHIST ALLIANCE. August 06, 1989. 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