"The twelve days of Christmas" by: Unkown Author typed by: Opus P. Penguin A Black September Presentation On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me - a hum-job in a pear tree! On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 2 tons of tit and a hum job in a pear tree! On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and hum-job in a pear tree! On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and a hum-job in a pear tree! On the fith day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 5 mother fuckers, 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and a hum-job in a pear tree! On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 6 sacks of shit, 5 mother fuckers, 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and a hum-job in a pear tree! On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 7 scrodoms swinging, 6 sacks of shit, 5 mother fuckers, 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and a hum-job in a pear tree!! On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 8 gaping assholes, 7 scrodoms swinging, 6 sacks of shit, 5 mother fuckers, 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and a hum-job in a pear tree! On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 9 lesies licking, 8 gaping assholes, 7 scrodoms swinging, 6 sacks of shit, 5 mother fuckers, 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit, and a hum-job in a pear tree! On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me - 10 nipples bippling, 9 lesies licking, 8 gaping assholes, 7 scrodoms swinging, 6 sacks of shit, 5 mother fuckers, 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and a hum-job in a pear tree! On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 11 testicles tickling, 10 nipples bippling, 9 lesies licking, 8 gaping assholes, 7 scrodoms swinging, 6 sacks of shit, 5 mother fuckers, 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and a hum-job in a pear tree! On the last day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 12 twats-a-twitching 11 testicles tickling, 10 nipples bippling, 9 lesies licking, 8 gaping assholes, 7 scrodoms swinging, 6 sacks of shit, 5 mother fuckers, 4 flying fucks, 3 french ticklers, 2 tons of tit and a hum-job in a pear tree!