<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< "Trendy" Written by: The Skank >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (I have got to get a new logo....) : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Quick Quote- "Mom. We're not living in the 50's here. You are just out of it!" Typical Teenage Trendy, From a typical U.S. family : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Well once again I'm off writing another text file. But hey, this is not another ordinary rag file. This is a defense file for the Trendy! I mean, they're all over the place. Eventually it'll appear that the trendy seems to be the most dominant (only in population mind you) species of the teenager and even the grown adult. In this file you'll find a record of defenses and rights for the trendy in why they shouldn't be ragged on. Of course, in all due respect they should. They're asking for it. So beware of he who changes style faster than he can change his mind (or something like that). Or anyone who look's like he belong's in a Sears Christmas Catalog. File 1 of 2 [ Rights ] Record # 1: The trendy has the right to spend anywhere from 80-200 dollars on any one item of clothing. Record # 2: The trendy has the right to whine to his parents and use the excuse- quote from a famous trendy -" It's the latest trend! " Record # 3 The trendy has the right to change his/her entire wardrobe every season as to meet the newest seasonal trends Record # 4 The trendy has the right to drive up and down a street on a motorized vehicle, [ name brand- Honda Spree's (no longer manufactured) and Honda Elite 50's ] without an obvious purpose except its the trend. Record # 5 The trendy has the right to chew, smoke, inhale glue, abuse drugs, or anything that is mentally damaging, without thier parents consent, as this is the most trendy way to rebel. Record # 6 The trendy has the right to walk down a street, getting the shit kicked out of him/her, and being killed at use of the word THRASHER. (preferred death-pulling out his intestines through his ass with thongs) File 2 of 2 [ Defenses ] Record # 1 The trendy has no defenses, as those are not the latest trend Record # 2 Every trendy looks like a shit sucking anemic piece of rotting flesh [ Ammendment # 1 ] This is to ammend Record # 2 which is a stereotype and should not be. To make things straight- In my biased opinion, every trendy looks like a shit sucking anemic piece of rotting flesh Record # 3 The average trendy has no penis (its not fashionable) Record # 4 Trendys aren't worth a file over 8 blocks Do society a favor and kill yourself masturbating with knives if you seem to identify with the above records. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : All for now, until the thrasher falls into the sewer, or the white rabbit rapes Alice, or until I get a new logo, or the next t-file..