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Quick Quote
"How high can your ollie?"-
First time Skater, SkatesVille CA


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        This file is intended for the use of the Skater. In the event that a
JOCK (the known enemy of the skater- to be discussed in later files) might get
his little paws on this file, I have inscribed the cryptic lingo of the skater.

        Inside you will find a DIVING TONY THE TIGER FIGURE...well you'll find 
a list of the most common questions asked by non-good skaters (there's no such 
thing as a BAD skater, just skaters who aren't good) to people who are good 
(anyone able to do a 50/50 ollie to grind on 3 parking blocks stacked on each
other). Enough of this and on to the file...

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Question                                        Answer
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"How high can you ollie ?"                     "High enough"

"Can you do an invert ?"                       "Can you pick your nose?"

"What kind of board is that ?"                 "A wooden one" (no boneite)

"Do you eat frosted flakes ?"                  "That's a kid's cereal"

"How do you do a boneless ?"                   "I give up, how ?"

"What's a yo yo plant ?"                       "Exactly."

"Huh?"                                         "Quit babbling."

"What?"                                        "Go skate ya poser!"

"What's a Poser ?"                             "LEAVE!"

"Hey, where do you live ?"                     "Up my butt"

"How can you breath ?"                         "Very carefully"

"It must smell. What's it smell like ?"        "Like you."

"Can you do a ho ho plant ?"                   "Nope, only ho ho plants."

"What's the difference between a street and 
a hand plant ?"                                 ???????

"Well ?"                                       "One grows in dirt, the other in
                                                in asphault"

"Do you want me to leave ?"                    "No I want you to stay and bug                                                 me some more."

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And now for the top of top questions....

"What's the best board ? My friend has a Tony Hawk, he paid 120 dollars just for 
the deck! It lasted him 6 years. Do you like Tony Hawks ? Their the best!"

seems to have answered his own question here...

And we have reached the end of the first in the series of The Skate Files-

"The Skater's Enemy- The Jock." Coming to a BBS near you..

Rated:
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