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 || HOW TO SPOT A REAL SKATEBOARDER ||
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 ||     Written by [Grey Wolf]      ||
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 ||      written by a skater        ||
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 ||    written by another loser     ||
 ||  (see:real surfers(addendum))   ||
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First of all I am a skater and hang out at the parking lot and pool all the 
tyme! I have a Sims Kamikaze and a Shmitt Stix Tarampula skateboard.

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NOTE: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE REAL
      SURFERS(ADDENDUM) THEN GET IT
      AND SEE WHY THIS FILE IS QUITE
      RIDICULOUS AND MOSTLY UNTRUE.
      (this note was not written by
      Grey Wolf.)

P.S. everytime you see something in
     parentheses, it was written by
     me, not Grey Wolf.

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Real skaters are at the pool every day they can get there. (obviously nothing 
better to do eh?)

Real skaters have girlfriends that know nothing about skateboarding, but are
simply impressed. (impressed because they're all airheads and are ugly.)

Real skaters don't need lines, they're naturally cool. (nothing to say because
they're all stupid morons.)

Real skaters have day-glo skateboards. (Real skaters do not have day-glo
skateboards.)

All real skaters don't have surfboards because they don't live near the beach.
If they lived near the beach, they'd degenerate into surfers.(they're brains
would degenerate too, from the low level it presently is too vegetable state.)

Real skaters don't want publicity. (can't get any to start with.) In fact, you 
cant tell if someone's a skater just by looking at him, unless he has his 
board or starts talking. (which is quite rare indeed.)

Real skaters want to travel the world on their skateboard and try out every
surface and pipe there is. (sexually speaking that is.)

Real skaters know what a pipe is. (so do we....he he he.)

Real skaters have subscribed to Thrasher since they were born. (and obviously 
they read it with the same mentality they did when they were just born.)

Real skaters don't think they're surfers and rub wax all under their
deck.(spelling correction:dick)

Real skaters have long since sold the board they started out on, and have
had six boards since. (because they always get them stolen from them.)

Real skaters beat on their boards which don't have tails.(boards = balls)
(tails = sperm)

Real skaters watched Back To The Future and know that Michael J. Foxx can't
skate. (but fell in love with him because they're all gay.)

Real skaters don't wipe out. (because they're used to it.)

Real skaters have more fun, because they can ride anywhere, and do. (because 
they don't have money for a car.)

Real skaters can do almost anything imaginable on a skateboard (really, now?) 
and have a name for each trick.

Real skaters don't need to depend on chance. (they suck naturally.)

Real skaters live anywhere they want, because skating is not restricted by
where you live. (which has some truth since, it goes in line with the fact
that they get their boards stolen from them all the time in the ghetto)

Real skaters' boards are in their lockers when they're in school. (too hide 
the shame that they really are skateboarders.)

Real skaters don't put stickers on their boards that say 'Skaters Only', but 
they do put on stickers. (that say "where is the captain", as in capt. crunch.)

Real skaters will ride in any weather. (because they're fools and no one will
be out to see them slip on their asses.)

Later...