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:=:  Loser Groups & Their Members   :=:
:=:       -:- Volume One -:-        :=:
:=:      Written by: Rat Fink       :=:
:=:  Friday, August Something, 1985 :=:
:=:    Modified By:  Lord Psycho    :=:
:=:         In 70 Columns           :=:
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         :=: Introduction :=:

   This file is the first in the series of loser groups, to my knowledge. 
The reason for this file's existance on the face of this wretched place we 
call "Earth" is to help the average, (or the not-so-average) person to 
recognize a loser group, and its members. Then they will hopefully think 
twice before doing anything to help these truly lost souls.

          )Now, wasn't that fun!?(

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 How to recognize a loser group
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A loser group will ALWAYS be a "TRADE" or "HACK" etc..group. There are 
few exceptions, and usually the group in question participates in NONE 
of the above-mentioned acts.

You will notice one of these words in the name of the loser group:

   :Kool: :Allied: :Masters: :Ware:

and anything to do with D&D characters, and also with saturday morning 
cartoons like "He-Man".

Loser groups will never quit asking you to join, so they can trade wares with 
you regardless of what type of computer you own. Which brings us to the actual 
process of being asked to join a loser group..

 How you join a loser group
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 The "Head honcho" or "Big Man" at the "Headquarters" of the group will most 
likely leave you some mail like this:

)Example(

Letter from:THUH WAREZZZMASTUR
Postmarked :xx/xx/xx.

HAY  ME AND MY FELLOW PIRATEZ ARE
THINKING ABOUT LETTING YOU IN OUR K-
AWSUM ELITE GROUP WERE CALLED...

 --==+*\\>> THE BACKSPACERZ <</?+*+=-

SO DUUD WEVE GONE OVER OUR VOTEZ AND WE
HAVE DECIDED TO LET YOU IN!!!!1!!!\!!!!
YOULL HAVE TO TRADE WITH EACH OF US AND
WHN YOU POST A MESSAGE YOU HAVE TO END
IT LIKE THIS,,,,,
.......................................
......................THE WAREZZZMASTUR
                       =\--==**>><<^~=\
            MASTUR OF THE BACKSPACERZZ!
                   ====================
                   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

)End of Example(

 Letters like this should be saved in order to be posted and otherwise abused

 Here's a message that you might see posted by a member of that "AWSUM KLUB"

)Example(

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Subj:MY NEWUZT!!\!!!!1!!?!!!!!!!!
From:THE WAREZZMASTUR
Date:xx/xx/xx

HEREZ THE NEWUZT WAREZ DIRECTLY FROM ME
THE WAREZMASTUR!!!!

= DUNG BETALEZ
 = SUPOR ARTILLORY
= RESKUE RAIDERZ
 = AE PRO 1.0
= MINDBUSTERZ
 = DOS 3.3 SYSTUM MASTOR

E-ME FUR A TRAYD!!!!!!!!!

              THE WAREZZZMASTUR
               ==$#&+*#&&*$s++&
         OF THE BACKSPACERZZZZZ
         =*=*+=+=**=*==-*='%%$$

)End of Example(


)Example #2(

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Subj:I FURGOT SOMETHIN!!!!!!!!
From:THE WAREZZMASTUR
Date:xx/xx/xx

HAY!!! I FORGOT TO BACKSPACE IN MY LAZT
MESSUGE!!!

(here you see an array of spinny cursors and "text trix")

OH YEAH AND SORRY NETWORKERZ ONLY WHEN
TRAYDING!!!!!! I CAN GO 110 BAUD!!RAD!!

)End of Example #2(

[braaaaaccckkkkckk]

Ooops, pardon that mess. Well, now you know what some loser groups do 
and what the members post. If some of these things apply to you, well...
um...erg.. Do us all a favor and go hang yerself.

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        :=: Special  Notice :=:

All  characters and events in this file are ficticious, and any similarity 
to any persons living or dead is purely on purpose.
                - The Author

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