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 \     Brought to you by the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Leeches     /
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    \                     !!!Death to every Sysop!!!                       /
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REAL LEECHES USE UPPER CASE(WE'VE GOT A FEW EXCEPTIONS).

REAL LEECHES NEVER HAVE MORE THAN 48K.

REAL LEECHES KNOW THAT ALL SYSOPS ARE ASSHOLES BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT SYSOPS
WILL ALWAYS HANG-UP ON THEM.

REAL LEECHES ONLY HAVE NETWORKERS.

REAL LEECHES ALWAY PUT THEIR NAMES ON WARES OF REAL PIRATES.

REAL LEECHES LEECH EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.

REAL LEECHES AVOID REAL PIRATES.

REAL LEECHES HATE REAL PIRATES.

REAL LEECHES USE ONLY 40 COLUMNS(HERE'S AN EXCEPTION)

REAL LEECHES FREAK OUT WHEN THEY MEET A FEMALE LEECH.

REAL LEECHES WILL KEEP DIALING ONE NUMBER FOR HOURS EVERY FIVE SECONDS SO THAT 
THEY CAN GET ON-LINE TO LEECH.

REAL LEECHES WILL CALL A LINE WHENEVER IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE UP JUST SO THAT 
THEY CAN LEECH SOMETHING THAT THE SYSOP IS JUST GETTING READY TO PUT UP.

REAL LEECHES HATE ROCK AND ROLL.

REAL LEECHES WEAR GLASSES.

REAL LEECHES HAVE ONLY BLACK & WHITE TV'S

REAL LEECHES WILL CRASH A BOARD AFTER LEECHING EVERYTHING BECAUSE BBS AREN'T
MADE TO PUT UP WARES.

REAL LEECHES LIKE EVERY WARE IN EXISTENCE.

REAL LEECHES ALWAY CALL DIRECT AND THEN GET A JOB TO PAY FOR THE FONE BILLS.

REAL LEECHES WILL BREAK INTO A HIGH SECURITY SYSTEM JUST TO LEECH

REAL LEECHES ARE ON THEIR COMPUTERS 24HRS.

REAL LEECHES WILL LEECH FROM OTHER LEECHES.

REAL LEECHES LOVE TO CRANK CALL REAL PIRATES.

REAL LEECHES CAN'T DO WITHOUT THE LEECH'S TOOLKIT.

REAL LEECHES CONSIDER UPLOADING A SIN.

REAL LEECHES NEVER DELETE ANYTHING AND USUALLY GO BROKE BUYING DISKS FOR FIVE 
DOLLARS A PIECE.

REAL LEECHES ARE GULLIBLE.

REAL LEECHES ARE USUALLY CONSIDERED COMPUTER GEEKS AT THEIR SCHOOL.

REAL LEECHES PREFER THEMSELVES.

REAL LEECHES DRINK MEISTER BRAU.

REAL LEECHES HATE COKE.

REAL LEECHES USUALLY HAVE ATHLETES FOOT.

REAL LEECHES SHOP AT K-MART.

REAL LEECHES LIKE TO MAKE BAD PUBLICITY FOR APPLE-CAT USERS.

REAL LEECHES DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM.(AN OBVIOUS TRUTH)

REAL LEECHES WILL HANG AROUND PROGRAMMERS IN ORDER TO LEECH THEIR WARES.

REAL LEECHES ALWAY DRESS LIKE A BEACH BUM.

REAL LEECHES LIKE RODNEY DANGERFIELD.

REAL LEECHES DON'T MIND GETTING CALLED A LEECH OR A LUZE!!

REAL LEECHES USUALLY HAVE APPLE II'S.

REAL LEECHES CAN'T SPELL.(THIS FILE IS AN EXTRODINARY EXCEPTION)

REAL LEECHES STEAL ORIGINAL WARES FROM THEIR LOCAL COMPUTER STORE.

REAL LEECHES STICK TO OTHER REAL LEECHES.

REAL LEECHES KNOW HOW TO RETALIATE AGAINST REAL PIRATES.

REAL LEECHES HAVE MESSY WRITING(THEY'RE IN COMPETITION AGAINST REAL PIRATES)

REAL LEECHES LIKE TO FOOL SYSOPS INTO TRADING WARES SO THAT THEY CAN LEECH OFF
THE SYSOP AND HANG UP ON HIM(A FREQUENT OCCURENCE).

           WELL THAT'S IT......AND FOR ALL YOU TRUE REAL LEECHES OUT THERE,WE
SALUTE YOU FOR YOUR FINE LEECHING.(PLEASE REMEBER THAT SYSOPS ARE THE LOWEST
FORM OF LIFE EVER TO TOUCH A COMPUTER SO LEECHING FROM THEM IS A GREAT CAUSE!!!
!!!!!!)
               WRITTEN BY THE ANONYMOUS LEECH!!!!!