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#=-       A GEEK ON A SYSTEM ][       -=#
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#=-     ANOTHER IN THE SERIES BY:     -=#
#=-   AXE MURDERER & ARMCHAIR THIEF   -=#
#=-     Modified by:  Lord Psycho     -=#
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This is the next piece of trash in our series entitled: A Geek On a 
System. It hopes to accomplish absolutely nothing except to record the 
geek's plight as he stumbles his way across the BBS world.
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ATDT351-0201
DIAL TONE

CONNECT

Welcome to the most K-Awesum bbs in the nashun!!!!!!!!!!!

       The K-K00L Kracking Palace!

Pass duuuude?->aWeSuM
Fuck you dude! That's not a P/W!
Pass duuuude?->K-K00L

Oh wow, dude! you got it right!

You are:
The Awesum Kracker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You called:9847348 Times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've Downloaded:9344546 Warezzzz!!!!!
You've Uploaded:0 Warezzzz!!!!!!!!!!!
Your access level is:937373!!!!!!!!!!

0

Hold on to your ass..OK!!!

You're about to chat with the K-Awesum Sysop: The Sector Editor

Sysop:Say, K-KOOL Duuuuude, What's up??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geek:Hi Duuuude, Got any new Warezzz?

Sysop:Yeah!, I just gut Ultima XMIRQPZ!

Geek:Oh, Neatoe! My latest is Dung Bettles

Sysop:K00000L duuude!

I haven't got that won yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geek:Ok, I'll upload it to you

Sysop:Ok, Bye!

Cummand:UPLOAD


K-K00L! AN UPLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAP ME A FILE NAME!
:Dung Bettles

0TRANSFER IN PROGRESS

(The Geek aborts, thinking that the sysop won't notice)

 ABORTED!


0

Cummand:V

The K-K00L, K-Awesum Voteing booth!!!!!!!

What do u think is Neatoe to the Max?

1. Dung Beatles
2. Geek Invaders
3. My K-K00L Pirate Group
4. Uther

Well?:2

Tabulateing...

Ok, duuuude! Herez the rezultz!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Dung Beatles.......12.5%
2. Geek Invaders.......8.7%
3. My K-K00L Pirate Group...919585%!!!!!!
(Obviously the Geek sysop has falsified the figures)
4. Uther............0.9%

.1% uf our Validated duuudez hav voted!!!

Cummand:(here the geek hits an array of control chars just for the
         hell of it)

(the geek gets lucky!)

]Go into basic when I type Dudez!

? SYNTAX ERROR

]RUN

~
NO CARRIER

(The geek has fucked his chance to screw the Sysop, so he hits his
head agains the keyboard)

jadkgncvnfkeuqodayfdutuqeqa9047tiugufansq9q37eq7f cn,bvncbuadu4m3q749q
m3q73q q erroer83q010=50=tlfajdajdajeruetu3q7854735i7


So ends another in the series, because i'm fucking tired of typing!!
Coming next: Geek Hacks Passwords...