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%                          A Geek on a System                        %
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%                    AXE MURDERER & ARMCHAIR THIEF                   %
%                      Modified by: Lord Psycho                      %
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Welcome to Joe Blow's BBS!

Password:K-K00L

Hello there, TROY ADAM...
Today is 5/1/83
(NOTE THAT THE GEEK HAS NEVER BOTHERED TO LOG-OFF PROPERLY, SO THE
DATE HAS NOT CHANGED FOR A DECADE, OR SO)
High message on your last call was:5
Current messages:6
Your asscess level is:Damn Low

Command:C

Pageing Sysop........


Sorry, the Sysop is not available Right now...try later, or leave
 F)eedback.

Command:C

Pageing Sysop........


Sorry, the Sysop is not available Right now...try later, or leave
 F)eedback.

Command:C

Pageing Sysop........


Sorry, the Sysop is not available Right now...try later, or leave
 F)eedback.

Command:C

Pageing Sysop........

Sorry, the Sysop is not available Right now...try later, or leave
 F)eedback.

THE GEEKS GIVES UP, AND THE SYSOP JUST SITS BACK, AND LAUGHS...

NOTE:A GEEK WILL USUALLY ZAP TO THE D/L SECTION AS SOON AS HE LOGS ON,
BUT THIS GEEK, NOTING THAT HIS ACCESS LEVEL WAS LOW, HAS DECIDED TO
BOTHER THE SYSOP FOR BETTER ACCESS, SO HE CAN D/L EVEN MORE......

Command:?

(NOTE THAT THIS IS THE MAIN MENU THAT THE GEEK SEES)

#%$%$%$%$%^%^%$%!$%%$%$%@$%@$%@$%@$%$
@                                   *
#  D)ownload            D)ownload   @
%  D)ownload            D)ownload   %
$  D)ownload            D)ownload   ^
$  D)ownload            D)ownload   @
!  D)ownload            D)ownload   %
%                                   $
##$&#%^#^&^%^&^&&*(^($^%^^@^@%^%^^%%%

Command:D/L

What the hell is 'D/L'?????

Command:D)ownload

What the hell is 'D)ownload'?????

Command:D

Sorry, our records report that:

You have downloaded:3743 Files,
And have uploaded:0 Files.

What are you, a Geek???????

Command:F

Please enter your feedback to the Sysop
now.....type '/STOP' by itself on a
line to stop......

Say, duuuuude!..

This is the K-Koolest
K-Awesomest bbs in town!

But if you don't give me D/L access,
I'M GUNNA CRASH THIS SYSTUM!!!!!!!!
'/STOP/'

(THE SYSOP LOGS THE GEEK OFF, AND DELETES HIM)

           We're sorry, your time
             has expired......
        Don't ever call again, Geek!

NO CARRIER