     Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language is the word "FUCK".  It is the one magical word, which, just by its
sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.  In language, "FUCK" falls
into many grammatical catagories.  It can be used as a verb, both active (John
fucked Mary) and passive (Mary was fucked by John).  It can be a noun (John
really gives a fuck, Mary really doesn't give a fuck, Mary is a terrific fuck);
or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John, Mary is fucking beautiful):
as you can see, there are very few words with versatility of "FUCK" .

     Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:


    Greetings....................."How the fuck are you?"
    Fraud........................."I got fucked by the car dealer."
    Dismay........................"Oh, fuck it!"
    Trouble......................."Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
    Aggression...................."Fuck you!"
    Disgust......................."Fuck me!"
    Confusion....................."What the fuck?"
    Forgetfulness................."Who the fuck are you?"
    Difficulty...................."I don't understand this fucking business."
    Despair......................."Fucked again."
    Incompetence.................."He fucks up everthing."
    Displeasure..................."What the fuck is going on here?"
    Lost.........................."Where the fuck are we?"
    Disbelief....................."Unfuckingbelievable!"
    Retaliation..................."Up your fucking ass!"
    Intoxication.................."Where the fuck am I?"
                              and "How the fuck did I get here?"
  It can be used:
    To tell time.................."It's five fucking thirty!"
    In an anatomical description.."He's a fucking asshole!"
    In business..................."How the fuck did I wind up with this job?"

    It can be maternal............"Motherfucker"
    It can be politcal............"Fuck Reagan"
    It can be philosophical......."Who the fuck am I?"


  And never forget General Custer's last words--
           "Where did all them fucking indians come from?"

       Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima--
                     "What the fuck was that?!"

               Lastly, the imortal words of the captain of the Titanic--
                            "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"


                       Fuck you and have a nice day!
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