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                #=-   Dorks in a Public Bathroom    -=#
                #=- Retyped by: The Baron Von Crash -=#
                #=-    Modified By:  Lord Psycho    -=#
                #=-         In 70 Columns           -=#
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   Here are some typical actions you see from the typical 'dork' when
you are in a public bathroom...


EXCITABLE - His shorts are twisted half way around and he cannot find
            the fly, so he rips his shorts off.

SOCIABLE - He joins his friend in a piss, whether he needs to or not.

CROSSEYED - He looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy
            is fixed.

LOSER - He cannot urinate if someone is watching, so he flushes the
        urinal as if he has already used it, and he then comes back
        later.

INDIFFERENT - If all the urinals are being used he pisses in the sink.

CLEVER - The bright boy uses no hands, and shows off by fixing his
         tie and looking around, all the while pissing on the floor.

WORRIED - He is not sure what he's been into lately, so he makes a
          quick inspection.

FRIVOLOUS - He plays the stream up and down the urinal, tries to hit
            flies or bugs, and makes quaint patterns on the walls.

ABSENT MINDED - This one opens hid vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses
                in his pants.

CHILDISH - He likes to look at the bottom of the bowl to watch it
           bubble.

SNEAKY - He farts silently while leaking and acts innocent, knowing
         the man in the next stall will be blamed.

PATIENT - He stands very close to the urinal for a long time,
          reading his newspaper with his free hand.

DESPERATE - he waits until his teeth are floating, and then pisses
            in his pants.

TOUGH - This one bangs his dick on the side of the urinal to dry it.

EFFICIENT - He waits until he has to crap and does both at the same
            time.

FAT - Bwana has to back up and take a long blind shot at the urinal,
      and he ends up pissing on his shoe.

LITTLE - Munchkin stands on a box, loses his balance, falls in,
         and drowns.

DRUNK - He holds his left thumb in his right hand and pisses in his
        pants.

DISGRUNTLED - He stands for a while, then gives up and walks away.

FRIENDLY - Braino here sees an old friend at the next urinal and
           shakes hands with him, and pisses all over him. and