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     :.:> 13  Year Old Sysops <:.:

  Written By Rat Fink & Paul Atreides
   on Monday, August 18th at 9:45 pm

    [C] 1985 The Main Vision/A.R.R.

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 :.:> Foreword <:.:

    This doc is slightly similar to the "Real Sysops" series, but mainly deals
with the most offending Sysop of all...

    :.:> The 13 year old Sysop <:.:

    There seems to be a hell of a lot of these around lately, and we felt this 
phenomena required a little more study and attention to understand the thoughts 
and motives of these nasty little creatures.

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  A Description of 13 year old sysops
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:> 13-yr-old sysops always have k-k00l "TRAYD" & "PHREAK" subboards

:> 13-yr-old sysops always have hours on their boards

:> 13-yr-old sysops will call all their users and ask to trade wares

:> 13-yr-old sysops usually run c64 and and Networks boards

:> 13-yr-old sysops only have 48k.

:> 13-yr-old sysops got their computers and modems for christmas

:> 13-yr-old sysops buy "generik" disks

:> 13-yr-old sysops have at least 3-5 assistant sysops

:> 13-yr-old sysops have networkers and micromodem //'s

:> 13-yr-old sysops buy video cassettes of "Bambi" and "Winnie The Pooh"

:> 13-yr-old sysops waste about 14k of RAM by having ridiculously long and
   boring welcome messages

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  What their boards and AE's look like
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:> 13-year-olds' boards usually have half the mods and ideas stolen from
   much better !!real!! boards...

[Example #1]

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YOU FEEL SOMETHING...








       IT BE COLD.....









    A SMELL HAS OVERCOME YOU...


YES YOU HAVE ENTERED THE KINGDUM OF...

--==//\/******+****************\\\\==--
--==\?\\**THE PIRATEZ HAVEN!!**////==--
_-==////*******************;**/\\\\==--

   +-=- ~=)-===---=======----=-=--+
   ! }{ THE GRAND HACKER/SYSOP }{ !
   +==-=-=-=-=-=-==----~^-======-=+

ENTER P/W OR 'NEW P/W' -==+***>NEW P/W

WELKOM TO THE PIRATEZ HAVEN!!!!!!!\!!1!
YOULL HAVE TO LEAVE YUR NAME AND NUMBER
TO ME OR I WONT GIVE YOU AXESS!!!!1!!!!

PLEASE WAIT...OK!!

YOUR ABOUT TO CHAT WITH THE MOST K-K00L
SYSOP IN THE WERLD..THE GRAND HACKER!!!

HAY D00D! WHATZ UP!!!!

not you iq, man. By the way, would you
mind if I logged on and got a password?

SURE K-K00L D00D! H0LD 0N AND ILL PUT
Y0U BACK WHERE Y0U WERE!!!!!

PLEASE WAIT...OK!!

PLEASE ANSUR THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONZ!!!

YUR FIRZT NAME! AWESUM
     LAZT MAME! PAWSUM

YUR PHONE NUMBER! EXAMPLE XXX-XXXX
-++**> XXX-XXXX

OKAY WRITE DOWN YUR PASWERD OR YOU WONT
BE ABLE TO GET INTO MY ELITE K-AWSUM
BOARD NEXT TIME YU KALL!!!

YOUR PASSWERD IS --={*L+>> 0V7F6H3746C4

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:> Okay. I was beginning to puke there,
   I had to finish that up.

:> Now onto 13-yr-old sysop's ae lines.

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Entry :2049ER

(>Directory

DAVID-DOS
VOL-*-FREE
000   000

002 T THIS AE IS K-RAD!!!!!!!!!!
000 A
000 A
000 A
000 A
000 A
000 A
002 T SOMEONE UPLOAD SUM WAREZZZ!!!!
018 A SUPER ARTILLERY!!!![VERZION 9.9F]
120 A NETWORX I
003 T ^^ UPLOADED BY THE OVERLOAD!!! ^^
002 T THIS AE SUX
002 T CALL PIRATEZ HAVEN/932-6285!!!!!!
010 A DUNG BEETLEZ ][
002 T ^+^ UPLOADED BY WARRIER //C ^+^

(>Hang up? Yes!!!!!
Goodbye..x

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           :.:> Ze End <:.:

We, the authors, hope this has given you a better insight on the subject of 
loser sysops, 13-year old sysops, and their boards/ae lines. Have fun.

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        :.:> Special  Notice <:.:

All characters and events in this file are ficticious, but any similarity to
any persons living or dead is purely done on purpose.
                - The Authors

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