Top 10 Things To DO To Little Children
 BY: DIzzIE (c.2000)
 Let's see how many people this will offend:
1.Well, you know how you always need that ashtray to put out stray cigarrettes?
2. Little children have the tenderest tasting bodies...especially the luscious ass of a small baby...
3. Little kids are so helpless, and you do need someone to take your anger out on...
4. Their bodies are so innocent, so unmolded, just makes you want to fuck them all day...
5. Little kids can be knocked on the head and faint, and then folded and taped into an almost pefect sphere, and then used as an improvised basketball
6.It's fun to see how long they can last in a microwave, can YOU beat 5 minutes?
7. See if your little one can swim, if he doesn't come back up for air, well that means he wasn't a born swimmer, but then again if it looks like he did come back up for air, well, you know how corpses "bob" on top of the water...
8. Let's see how much blood they have in them...best to cut the child in many places...
9. You know how your dog is always begging for some food in its cage? Here's your chance to save some money...
10. If you're into drug smuggling you can take your little one, carve out his insides, line them with plastic, then stuff him with crack, but a blanket over him, put him in a stroller, superglue his eyes shut so it looks like he's sleeping...And you've got yourself a whole drug-smuggling operation!

*NOTE*: this phile is writen for psychological purposes, to test your response, I of course,
would never condone any of the above things, yeah right, this is written strictly for psychological and "twisted humour" purposes.

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