"All things being equal, fat people use more soap"

"There is always one more imbecile than you counted on"

"Indecision is the key to flexibility"

"Happiness is merely the remission of pain"

"Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world"

"There is no problem that cannot be solved by a suitable application of
plastic explosives."

"The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who
is doing it."

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
                                       --  Pablo Picasso