Nitroglycerine

Ingredients:

   * 8 fl. oz. of sulphuric acid
   * 8 fl. oz. of nitric acid (ie. chem lab at school)
   * 8 fl. oz. of glycerin (any pharmacy sells it no questions asked)
   * a small amount of sawdust
   * a piece of PVC pipe

Instructions:

   * Pour the 8 oz. of each into a glass container and mix well.
   * Place in somewhere cool with no sparks or flames.
   * After a few days, the mixture will separate into an oily layer of pure
     nitro on top, and some other stuff on the bottom. Skim the Nitro off
     the top and place it in a piece of PVC pipe with sawdust to stabilize
     it (just enough so the Nitro is absorbed into the sawdust).
     Note: Be very careful, this is potent enough to destroy a car!