The Afterlife: Explained
By: Trae (he got his answers)

IMPORTANT WARNING BY READING THESE NOTES!!! YOU MAY FIND OUT 
SOMETHING THAT YOU DID NOT TRULY WANT TO KNOW! YOU MUST ASK
YOURSELF IF YOU ARE READY FOR THE ANSWER OF THE AGE OLD 
QUESTION. "WHAT IS DEATH?" I SEARCHED EVERYWHERE FOR MY ANSWERS 
AND GAVE UP ON SEARCHING. THEN SUDDENLY I GOT THEM ALL ANSWERED. 
NOW THAT YOU KNOW THIS THE NEXT STEP IN BEING ABLE TO HANDLE THIS
NEW INFORMATION (WITHOUT GOING NUCKIN FUTZ IS TO PREPARE. THINK
REALLY HARD BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN. ARE YOU READY TO HAVE THIS
QUESTION ANSWERED? IT COULD POSSIBLY TURN YOUR WORLD UPSIDE DOWN.
THE ONLY WAY TO HANDLE LEARNING NEW TRUTH IS TO NOT BELIVE IT. 
TRUST ME THAT MAY BE THE BEST THING FOR YOU. TO PUT THIS INTO
PERSPECTIVE THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THAT SANTA WASNOT REAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU BELIVED IN IT AS LONG AS ME BUT IT WAS 
DEVASTATING TO ME. YOU GO THROUGH LIFE WONDERING IF ITS TRUE
OR NOT AND THEN WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOU KINDA WISH YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
WELL THIS ANSWER, IS ABOUT 17 TIMES WORSE THAN FINDING OUT THERE
IS NO SANTA.

IF YOU STILL SEEK YOUR ANSWER THEN PROCEED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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             GO BACK A READ THE WARNING ONE MORE TIME!
                 WE BOTH KNOW YOU PAID IT NO MIND!
                    SEE I DO HAVE THE ANSWES!
                      I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE
                         THINKING AND I
                           HAVE NEVER
                            EVEN MET
                              YOU!































What did you expect me to give it to you that easily!? If you want the REAL
answer then e-mail TraeHasAnswers@aol.com and I will send you PART 2! Its
Already written so send me an e-mail explaining why you think you are ready
to know the truth. And now, I will end this note with another question
answered so you can rest easy on having this one answered untill I reply to 
your e-mail.

Question:  What came first the chicken or the Egg?
Answer:  The EGG came first because the animals on this planet (not us, but
I will explain that LATER) evolved from the ocean. Fish in the ocean, lay eggs
and have been doing so for a very long time. Therefore, eggs have been hatching
ALOT longer than the rooster has been crowing. The chickin evolved from inside
of the egg just like the ones that came before it.